i just turned 18 a few seconds ago, hi everyone
>>25203267
Kill yourself faggot bitch ass nigger
>>25203279
dont be mean its my birthday
>>25203267
Hello fellow britbong, in addition to posting on 4chan legally, you can now also claim bennies.
Hi, now I can fuck you hard in the ass and I won't be considered a pedo
hello young man
>don't forget you're here forever, etc.
Post nudes you're legal now. ;)
>>25203267
Great, you may be "legally allowed" to post here, but we still don't want you here.
what did you ask for your birthday, friend?
>>25203311
who's we?
>>25203267
You can now legally post nudes, go for it
>>25203290
hi britbro, doing anything for christmas?
>>25203331
my mum is getting me an lp120 but i dont know what else i will get
>>25203298
>>25203361
ok i may as well
Happy Birthday, Anon! I hope you have a good day.
Now get the fuck off of here before you waste your prime years like I did. Seriously.
>>25203384
working tomorrow, family for christmas day
>getting only one set of presents
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
heres a picture of my legal penis
>>25203433
nobody does that to me although some have tried
>>25203418
i think for new years im going to cut down on internet browsing
>>25203384
>my mum is getting me an lp120
aw nice mate, ive got one myself, lovely turntable for the price, solid as fuck, and very heavy so prepare yourself for that.
>>25203476
circumcised in the uk, how come?
>>25203476
popped a semi simply glancing at your 7 inches, this is what nofap does to me
>>25203503
im one eighth shekel (dads dads dad) and for some reason it just carried down the line.
>>25203477
yeah im excited for it, my current one is cheap shit that doesnt even have a counterweight so it will be a decent upgrade
How shitty was it having your birthday so close to Chirstmas?
Did they make it up to you by getting you expensive shit instead?
>>25203629
the bad part is that i cant really go out for drinks with a few people tonight because nobody will want to be hungover on christmas and a lot of people are away visiting family. i don't really mind most other aspects, people always ask if i get combined presents but its never happened.
>>25203476
nice penis anon, you should feel good. I sense you are a funny, easy going guy. Keep it up and stay happy.
>>25203418
not op but also 18, what else am i meant to do that isnt considered wasting my time?
>>25203279
Literally the first words they hear being an adult. Topkek
>>25203754
you mean read rather than hear
well .. you're 18 so you've got time on your side. Just don't fuck up like me.
>>25203267
Happy birthday anon, how's it feel getting old? i'M 19 and will turn 20 soon, I'm freaking out, I won't even be a teenager anymore man, where has my life gone, the last few years went so fast, man if I hit 21 and am still a virgin I might kill myself.
>>25203844
guess how I know you're 18 or under.
>>25204026
no idea fampai
Happy birthday fagoo
>having a birthday on christmas eve
>mfw
Hey your birthday is on the same day as my mothers. How about that?
>>25203476
Nice dick, anon. I would love to wrap my lips around that.
