>one chance at life, born 5'9
>>25203152
Lucky.
Try 5'3" you Aryan Superman
JUSTJUSTJUSTJUSTJUSTJUSTJUSTJUST
>>25203152
GODDAMN THAT"S A BIG BABY
>>25203190
>>25203177
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>>25203152
5'0 here. Born with some growth stunting shit that is too long to pronounce.
>>25203152
>6'3
>fit
>woman find me attractive
>3 inch penis
Why would a loving God do this to me?
Its funny how your entire life is pretty much predicted at birth by your genes and parents.
>mfw people think free will exists or bootstraps will do much
>>25203263
Holy shit this makes me feel better about being 5'8". I'd rather be a manlet with a normal sized dick than a tall person with a microdick. That's so fucked up.
>>25203377
You should feel good. Being a lanklet with no dick is like your parents showing you an xbox cover and inside is the original playstation.
On the other hand your dick size would come as no suprise to a woman. You won't see their reaction but just know that the will be hugely upset.
>>25203377
It is man. The only reason I'm even fit is because working out is the only think that helps me not want to kill myself.
I think I should just go hermit mode and stop working out and get fat. Maybe then woman will leave me alone.
Man I can't even do that because I like playing basketball.
Fuck this earth.
If I'm 5'9.5", should I just say I'm 5'10"?
>>25203514
I'm 5'9.5 aswell, but I think I stretched it too much while taking out my idea, and said I was 5'11.
Now everyone knows i'm an insecure faggot
>>25203539
ID
not idea. Sorry I'm slightly in the retarded spectrum
>>25203152
There's this thing called height surgery. It's worth it if you can afford it.
>>25203563
I did the opposite and said I was 5'9" on my license.
Did I sell myself short?<-- lol
WERE ICHIGOS HEIGHT WHEN BLEACH WAS GOOD BITCH GET THANKFUL