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Ask a guy who just lost his virginity (to a female) anything.
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Ask a guy who just lost his virginity (to a female) anything.
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>>25202909
How much did it cost
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>>25202918
she did it for free
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no questions?
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>>25202909
Maybe I should mention I'm a wizzard.
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>>25202909
Did your sister consent?
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>>25203228
not my sister
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>>25203252
So your mother, you sly bastard
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>>25203313
We were not related in any way :^)
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>>25203188
not any more m8
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>>25203365
I made it past 30 so I don't think I can turn it back at this point.
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>>25202909
Tell us the story... assuming it is real
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>>25203524
Not much of a story.
>get a hot gf
>fuck her brains out
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>>25203395
You let a succubus drain you of your mana. You're a fallen wizard with no mana to cast his skills.
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>>25203606
I drained my mana alright. I drained 32 years of build up mana all in her vagoo.
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>>25202909
Sorry to burst your bubble.
Someone who cuts up their dick and calls themselves a female isnt really a female, anon.

Nice try, OP. Youre still a faggot
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>>25203733
She was a woman, with a vagina.
Why can't you just be happy for me ;_;
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well done, I guess
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>>25203809
thanks Anon
Seriously, if I can do it then everyone can. You'll get there one day bro.
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>>25203772
>she was a woman, with a vagina

That level of delusion. SMHead2BHFAM
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>>25203772
if you're circumsized or used a condom, you're still a virgin :)
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>>25203809
Glad you realized no one gives a shit about you.
Stupid normie fuck.
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>>25203909
I'm going to assume you replied to the wrong post and say: my gf obviously gives a shit about me :^)
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Hah. How was it? Any feelings? She was pretty 9/11 would Bang or 2/10 $20 is $20?
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>>25204227
It was pretty good and she is very hot, but at the same time it seemed like something that would become boring really quick once the novelty wears off. I personally would say sex is overrated..
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>>25202909
how did she approach you?
and more importantly,
how did you act around her?
Were you autistic at times?
Did she over look it?
Just relaxed not giving a shit?
Did you make her laugh a shit ton?
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>>25202909
What non-sexual related thing did you do after you got laid?
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>>25204263
pics or it did not occur.
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>>25204389
also merry christmas OP. Happy for you and I'll be glad to tell you to GTFO every time you slip and mention it in later threads.
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>>25204389
>how did she approach you?
We were talking about how often we masturbate and I asked her to let me know when she was horny and she said I could make her horny so I started working my magic. She got wet really fast.
>and more importantly,
>how did you act around her?
I knew she was into hard sex so I basically did what I knew she liked (acted super alpha) and threw in some stuff I liked too.
>Were you autistic at times?
Very much not so surprisingly
>Did she over look it?
there was nothing to overlook
>Just relaxed not giving a shit?
I did give a shit, but I wasn't stressed out about it at all because I think I knew what I was doing for the most part. The only thing I wasn't sure about was when to touch her clit and how hard so I let her take care of that herself. (any tips are welcome btw) I mostly used her G-spot.
>Did you make her laugh a shit ton?
I made her moan and she smiled from time to time in a horny way
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>>25204598
This happened face to face?
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>>25205132
yessiree
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>>25205186
Like you two just met and started talking about masturbation?
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>>25204598
>I asked her to let me know when she was horny
what the fuck, is this something normal people say? How can you say this to somebody and have it work?
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OP confirmed for fraud, never answered the hard questions.
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>>25202909

No, no, no, it's 2016 already.

Enough with those AMA threads. 2016, srsly.

Now, YOU ask us anything and we answer. This will be way better.

So, what do you want to know?
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