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>be me
>21
>KV, no handholding, no hugs, never fucking touched girls
>Highly sexual, literally think of women as nothing but things to fuck
>Accidently find a single mother somewhere out of pure fucking luck, she is probably a 6/10 and fucked multiple people obviously but I don't care she is interested and I want to fuck and kiss already god fucking damn it
>literally the only woman on a non friendly or childhood friendly basis I know
>Long story short we kissed, fucked and held hands multiple times
>tfw she told me she fucked so many people and I am one of the best ever
>She didn't know I was a KV virgin
>broke up with her soon after because fuck it I'm not gonna do shit with a mother, 6/10 and slut permanently
>suddenly confident as fuck, not awkward around women anymore
>Went to several dates with girls I met on the german equivelant of tinder but more used for dating than sex
>3 months after losing my virginity I kissed multiple girls, fucked them and am currently seeing 3 of them all of which think they are my one and only
Holy fuck it really is easy. I'm a 6/10 at best but if you actually go out and do something with them and just initiate the fucking kiss, act natural around them and banter with them you can make it. Robots, you can make it!

Pic related one of the girls I fucked.

Also
>tfw I now have a cheating fetisch and three time them all and will continue doing so because they are all filthy sluts
>Tfw when I find a girl that is girlfriend material I will keep her and only her without her ever knowing I do shit like that
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She had those tits
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>>25202877
>she told me she fucked so many people and I am one of the best ever
that's what she told all of them
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>"long story short"
>skipped the most important part
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>>25203261
>Implying women aren't bad as fuck liars and when she moans "oh yes fuck me more just a little more I'm about to cum" when she hans't cum from her pussy in 2 years you can't tell

>>25203465
Well do you want to know?
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>>25203481
"be KHV, meet girl, yada yada yada, we kissed hugged and fucked"

What was the yada yada

What changed in you
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post pictures of the other sluts
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>>25203565
Well, she thought I was attractive so we wrote for a month or so before meeting and she's been dropping hints. At one point she even said "fucking you would sure interesting". I know I only had to wait for my chance, I couldn't possibly fuck this up. Now, I'm not a total sperg around women and never was, I just got nervous as fuck when close to them in real life. But I can talk pretty fucking well to women online, so at one point she was moving out of her apartment and needed someone to help her with. It was a whole weekend so she said I could stay at her place for the time being. I knew I would fuck that very same night I help her move, and that's literally what happened. I didn't tell her I haven't fucked before but I made up a stupid ass story about how I never kissed anyone.

After a hard day of work, we decided to play some PS3 which I brought with me, I put in The Last of Us and we cuddled up in a blanket while I watched her play. At one point she started kissing me like crazy out of fucking nowhere, I didn't know what to fucking do and she noted I am a terrible kisser. She was on top and one thing led to another, she moved my hands to her tits, made me feel them, made me grab them really fucking hard (what the fuck is wrong with women doesn't that hurt?) and then got rid of my paants and blew me.

Cont.

>>25203612
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>>25203697
After a while she got up, layed down on the couch and moved my head down to her pussy. THis was the moment I was supposed to eat her out, and I fucking did everything I could remember from my H manga. I went crazy on her clit, sucking on it and playing with it with my tongue while putting two fingers into her wet as fuck pussy. Afterwards she said she gives my oral skills a A*, she came multiple times and it's crazy how good I am and yada yada. Well, she didn't know that was the first time I fucking saw a pussy.

Anyway, after I did that, she bgan climbing me and rid me for a good 10 minutes until we changed positions and I fucked her in missionary. Shit's a really lame position in porn but holy fuck is it perfect to actually fuck in. It felt incredibly good - I didn't cum because I am a master masturbator and fapped 5 times a day to porn for the previous 3 years so I fucked her for a good 45 minutes until I blew all over her ass doggystyle. And all this while the backgroundmusic of The Last of Us was playing.

Shit was fucking crazy and pretty much cured every problem I had with women. They are so easy to satisfy and it feels really good if you just use them instead of having feelings for them. Fucking hell, I probably had one of the best first times in history the very same day I lost my first kiss.

That's the story.
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Congrats. Did the single mom have a roastie?
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>>25203697
>Well, she thought I was attractive
there it is folks. you didnt change shit, you're just attractive
>robots, you can make it!
fuck off faggot most of us arent born attractive like you
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>>25204552
Just beeee yurself and werks out .
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>>25204552
Attractiveness is subjective. You're just saying this because you don't want it to seem like your fault you're a Virgin.
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>>25204552
I'm not attractive at all though, she fucked literally ugly ass man before me so that's where that came from.
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>>25202877
>pic related
I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you anon, but that's a man
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>>25202877
Grats OP. I for one welcome your successes. I am starting to feel more and more confident in life too lately.
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Her head looks like she's 500 lbs abd balding lel
>putting your mouth on this meat flaps putrid from being fucked by grotesque pig and dog dick
Enjoy your herpes etc. tho.
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>>25205534
Here is another angle, guess you wouldn't fuck her.
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kek, I love these stories
>somehow find a gf
>by a pure luck acquire a gf
thats a great fucking advice for every robot
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>>25202877
Similar story for me.
>be 24 virgin
>start hanging out with 33yo single mom
>2 weeks later go to parrty with said milf
>get first bj from random slut
>2 weeks later get laid by milf
>3 months later have first 3sum

Not going to lie, dating still sucks, but single moms are where its at if you just want to pop your cherry. They perform a valuable public service.
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Also, it's true that if you finally get some lewd fucking and kissing going on and have that experience, things will get easier because you aren't as anxious about that stuff anymore.
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>>25203794
>and I fucking did everything I could remember from my H manga.
probably the most baller thing i've read all year
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>>25202877
>single mom wanted to fuck me
>got dates on German tinder
>I was never really awkward around girls
>It's easy guys, just BE YOURSELF

FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25208046
>Implying single moms don't want to fuck everything
>implying if you swipe 5000 girls a like not a single one will talk to you
>implying you can't fix being awkward around girls
>implying being yourself is not actually a good advice
Listen, fuckboy. Once you get get to relax around a woman or girl, you will automatically be yourself at some point. This may be after the first meeting, week or year, but it will eventually happen.

>>25207961
It worked and I am glad the time was not wasted. Thanks japan.
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>>25208090
proud of u son
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>woman cheats
"REEEEEEEE ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES! MGTOW! FUCK ROASTIES!"

>man cheats
"congratulations, man, you're livin da dream!"
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>>25202877
OP I'm well below a 6/10 (even with proper grooming/fitness/hygiene) and it took an act of God for me to finally lose my virginity in my early 30's.

However once you get over that first time hurdle it's so fucking easy like you said. I can totally support what you say. It's going to vary though, because for some robots losing their virginity normally is either going to be a big hurdle or a big fucking mountain to overcome. So I can't blame some guys for going "fuck this I'm out, I have better things to do".

>>25207314
>>25207883
For sure, don't discount hot single moms when you just want some experience.
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>>25202877
Thank you anon you just made me a little hopeful for the future.
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