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/R9K/: STATUS HAS BEEN BLOWING THE FUCK OUT'D T F O
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/R9K/: STATUS HAS BEEN BLOWING THE FUCK OUT'D
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>>25202792
Reminds me of that cartoon about political cartoons and how they're always so one sided and presumptuous.
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>>25202792
Now post the one where the guy rips out her eyes
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>>25202792
you're missing an important part of that, anon
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>>25202792

i remember first reading this and it really opened my eyes
which really makes no sense since i wasn't actually in any "friendzone" since i didn't have any close friends (still don't) and barely talked to grills
at least i avoided some orbiter stage i could potentially have gone through
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>>25202792
Can someone tell me what it says in 10 words or less?
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>>25203183
hurr durr muh manly savage monkey with a BBC
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Why would anyone read that shit, John?
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>>25203183
>>25203222
>being in denial
>not recognizing you're in denial
:^)
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>>25202792
I take issue with some of the details, but yeah, by and large this is correct. Nobody wants to date a boring pussy.
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Reminder that intelligence means nothing in society and you're a cuck for trying to be smart
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Also, this reminds me of a song by the greatest band ever; Psychostick.

https://youtu.be/1hMU0qWc-ks
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>>25202792
>pale-skinned
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>>25202792
Can I get a tl;dr on what the poorly drawn 2D whore says?
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>>25203397
>I won't date you because you're not Chad enough for me
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>that wall of text

you didnt unironically think id read it

DID YOU FAGBOI
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Someone post airman. I thought I had it, but I can't seem to find it.
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>>25203397
It basically says that girls are savage and emotion driven, so they want to be with a guy who can stir up lots of emotions in them constantly.

You know, something /r9k/ has been saying for a while now... so I dont get the purpose of this thread.
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>>25202792
> I'd rather date retards that treat me like trash than you, because you're boring (I haven't even tried ti do anything around you but u still wanna make it clear it's your fault)
> I rather date guys that have a positive first impression on me than you, a good friend I have known for years
> I blame it all (including my indifference to the whole thing because I'm stupid) on you
> I use random arguments about breeding and continuing the human race ,even tho I've been in numerous short lived relatiobships, just to appear more intelligent
I don't jnow what's worse. The fact that this was created by a bitter idiot projecting his own insecurities and fallacies in this inage or the fact that there are women out there who act like this
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>>25203475
She's lying though. I'm a fucking arsehole and would fuck up her life. I'm confident and not boring at all. So she's lying, in the end she just wants Chad. I MEAN NOT THAT SHE'S WORTH BEING WITH IN THE FIRST PLACE LOOK AT HER SHE'S 2D AND STILL MORE INTERESTING THAN 99% OF THOSE WHORES JESUS CHRIST
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After skimming I hope that this was written by a bitter guy building a really sturdy strawman. I'd like to believe that women are a little human, and the female stick is pure fucking evil.
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>>25203518
>coming up with all this backstory
holy shit you retards do get so fucking defensive when your pathetic views are challenged
why is /r9k/ so truly the worst board
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>>25202792
The missing eyes one got posted but there is a part 2 where he actually refutes her arguments and calls her out on being a shallow whore.
But ya know whatever robots right?
When Will they learn?
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>>25202792
this makes me very sad
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>>25203596
Because it is built mostly on a worldview that you disagree with
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>>25203596
Uhh wat? Lol
I didn't come up with any back story you tard. The images is all about a bitch trying to find logic in her impulsive and strong emotional behavior, ending in her blaming the guy for everything
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>>25202792
Obligatory airman comic.
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>>25202792
clearly written by an angry beta orbiter who decided to project his own insecurities into a comic, look how fucking specific that is

>be beta orbitter
>get rejected for Chad
>make whiny Whiteknight meme about it attacking yourself under the guise of criticizing others
>cuck yourself in the process by saying girls are better off with other men

some of us aren't actually failed normies who pretend to be deep with mental issues to excuse our life mistakes. hiding your true feelings to a girl is fedora-tier not robot-tier, it's the fact that we are too opinionated that's a detriment. I'm an interesting, impulsive and cool person to be around when I'm not going through phases of depression, being an anti-social loser shut in.

>hurrr I only read about politics and history so people think I'm smart, that must be the reason everyone else does it too!
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>>25203472
I got you bro.
>>25203673
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Guaranteed replies in r9k, the picture.

The amount youngfags in this thread.
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Stacies BTFO
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>>25203673
Every time

woosh! the original comment is here to save the day!
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>>25203706
Here's a (you) since that's your way of validation.
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>>25203664

the image is just a random story, meant to show how beta whiteknight orbiters need to fuck off with their "friendzone" meme
it's not meant to apply to the idea of all wimmen, it's not meant to generalize that all orbiters are met with disgust
the backstory is completely irrelevant and pointless, and therefore doesn't need to fucking watch out for plot holes or make the characters seem worthy

it's literally just for losers to look at and say "fuck... i really am a loser. welp, time to lift and become a bad guy cuz nice guys finish last >:^)"
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>>25203706

Literally what does age have to do with this. Sure, judging by my days on 9fag, beta orbitry seems to reach it's peak in the ages 11-14, but I seriously doubt there's 12 year olds here arguing for how there's nothing wrong with trEating a grill right.
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COUNTER THIS ROASTIES
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>>25203764
Do you not see how flawed and illogical the both characters in this image are? The only suitable reaction is rage from losing a minute to read it all.
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>>25203738
This shit.
Every time is probably one of the dumbest shit I have ever seen.
It's the equivalent of YOUR MOM. It's not clever at all.
In the real world Stacey would start busting up laughing and the whale would go h-heh told her off g-good...
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>>25203738
Here's the follow-up.

>>25203702
Thanks, man.
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>comic author writes this believing that his very personal, specific experiences and thinking are exactly the same as everyone elses
>he thinks that he stumbled upon some deep absolute truth that he needs to share with the world
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>>25203828

The Bible may be poorly written. But it's the lessons that it teaches that really matter. ;^)
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i made a album to redpill on woman http://imgur.com/a/2tmOo
Got any pics to add?
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>>25203859
Obligatory "they're both Jenkins" reply
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>>25203920
The filter has removed this blessing from being possible
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>>25203369
That band is really awsoeme m8.
Thanks for showing it to me
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>>25203596
It's getting better, though.
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Have you ever wondered why lonely men are demonized? This is the just world fallacy. The reality of modern dating cant be the way it is, because if it did, that means manipulative assholes who think women are inferior are getting laid. And any self-professed nice guy who complains about having woman problems must not really be nice and must actually be a manipulative and entitled ass. Because if he were actually nice, it would mean that genuinely nice men aren't getting laid.

So we see this veil of arguments: PUA doesn't work -- it's all made up lies and stories by losers on the internet. In the few cases it does work, those women are damaged, but it doesn't work on real, normal women. And in the few cases it does, it's all through lies and deception and manipulation and trickery. And in any other cases, it's all through rape.

And any time any guy complains that he had woman problems when he tried things the normal, conventional, friendly, nice guy way, it's because he's unwashed and hideous and unrealistically expects to succeed without taking the time to look good and learn basic social skills. But if he's not like that, then it's because he's only approaching super-models instead of realistic average women. But if it's not that, then it's because he's actually desperate and sending out invisible desperation signals and turning women off. But if it's not that, it's because he's actually an entitled ass and is sending out invisible entitlement signals and turning women off. But if it's not that, he's probably raping people.

Because female intuition is never wrong and you must be the very best version of yourself you can be if you ever want to experience human companionship and intimacy. And never contemplate why you have to work so hard compared to others because that's entitlement and proof you haven't really matured.
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Mental gymnastics at their finest, further proof there is absolutely no justice for lesser males. The whole thing boiled down to be more attractive, be exciting, be more social, be chad, we owe you nothing (true). After chad inseminates you and does a dissappearing act you'll reconsider as a single mother. I can't turn into the guy of your dreams on a whim, I wanted to play too. Sorry. Pardon me.
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>>25202792

This is how school shooters are born.
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>>25203793
He means anyone who's been on 4chan longer than a few months has seen these images
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>>25203472
So just be Skeleton Harvester. It's not hard
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>>25203970
nope. used to be a bunch of losers sharing how much it sucks to be a loser, while still wishing about becoming normal, and perhaps working towards it.
now the losers have abandoned such hopes, and denounce all "normies" and society and wimmen, and live in this cesspool where they circlejerk every "wimmen suk and the world suks. we r men we r smart however becuz of chads we r not liked even tho we r better human even tho we r autistic or just awful people to be around. lol" poster
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>>25203352
Intelligence has value AS LONG AS YOU CAN CONVERT IT INTO SOMETHING ELSE. Money, fashion, physical development, social status -- intelligence is a big part of all these things
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>>25204110
Hm, good point, still nice to sometimes revisit images and go into a deep """""""""""""""discussion"""""""""""" and or or criticism of it, whereas usually we would see an image and forget about it within 10 minutes.
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hi i wrote the original
and i'm a bit drunk
ama
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>>25204278
Why are you such a pathetic beta cuckold shithead? Why defend women when women are trash?
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>>25204213
Yeah, but more normies are coming here recently, which, despite the meme, makes for better conversation.
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>>25204278
What are you drinking?
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>>25204294
i didn't write it to defend women as much as i wrote it in self-flagellation
but i am, as you say, a pathetic beta cuckold shithead, probably
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>>25204213
Such is the natural ways for growing loneliness and despair. Why would anything else happen?
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>>25204308
double vodkas and cokes (was at pub)
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>>25203920

first of all get a life
second of all you're retarded
third of all, the only real looking thing seems to be some pic about women having less brain synapses. if its true then cool, but i actually went on one of the sources, and it stated that altho that is the case, women have more neurons than men. so, more capacity for intelligence than men, but a lower ability to execute that intelligence than men. take from that what you will.
fourth of all the rest just seems to be stupid memes that can easily be debunked or shown to just be selective bullshit to further a retareded agenda. i can go through role reversal, whataboutism, coming up with reasons, etc for all of these situations, but really there is no point because
fifth of all, it's too easy to just say "nahh its not my fault im a lonely loser, its the fault of women. women are retards, society is retarded, everyone is a sheeple except me.". rather than, you know, taking a logical (or, common sense-ical) approach, and realizing you're the problem for your own failures
but i digress, there is literally no point in arguing or trying to anti-red you by showing the truthness of the blue pill, since you'll just reject it to further your own pathetic agenda, as an excuse for your pathetic way of life

tl;dr - women's brains r k, k famm?
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>>25204300

Fuck off faggot. Go post on another board if you want "normies" conversation you Bernie shilling faggot
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>>25204416
>first of all get a life

Stopped reading there. Do you know where you are roastie?
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>>25204416

I love how some loser faggot wasted time making that album and your dumb shit ads wasted like five minutes typing out a butt hurt sjw response. All its missing is an "ugh"
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>>25204429
But I like the robot, I just hate the robots.
I'll stick around, thanks.
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>>25204416
go the fuck back to tumblr you submissive cuck.

And women are retards completely incapable of ration or reason. Feminists themselves have proposed that women are lateral thinkers (which isn't actually thinking, rather, it is feeling)
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>>25204458

>ree my logic is about to be challenged
>fak it i'll just play oblivious
>wew, that was easier than i thought, i should do it more often when my retardation is challenged

>>25204469
>a butt hurt
close but no cigarette
>All its missing is an "ugh"
ugh
ther u go
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I thought I had another one of these replies too lying around somewhere but whatever. Not like it matters ultimately. OP cannot produce substance nor quality so he'll make the same shitty thread with the same shitty assumptuous viewpoint day after day. We always receive phases of that image being posted ad nauseum.
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>>25204416
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE roastie get out

original commentt
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>>25204416
dumb roastie go back to tumblr
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Remember, don't reply to bait unless you're telling others not to reply to bait, after which you should leave the thread. Keep the"don't reply to bait" responses short as possible.
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>>25204516
Oh wait no here we go.
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>>25204496
>go the fuck back to tumblr
if i'm too smart for /r9k/ surely i'm too smart for tumblr?
hmmm :^/
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>>25203183
"No, fuck you"
less than 10 words
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>>25204526
this whole board must be satire
>>25204520
it is tho isnt it
i have been rused >:^((
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>>25203920
Late reply, but you should add this.
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>>25204662
Worth reading? I enjoy getting angry.
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>>25202792
Here's something more logical

>>25204416
Especially for you, roastie :)
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>>25203352
Yes it does. Smart people get good jobs and take care of their bodies. The pseudo intellectual neckbeard stereotype gets you absolutely nothin
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>>25203183
Go have an interesting life and don't be a pussy.

Good enough?
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>>25204748
>Especially for you, roastie :)
like i said my man i could go through reasoning for all these things
but as you can see, i'll just get memes spouted back
normally that wouldn't be an issue and all these posts can be taken ironically and when the thread dies so will any stupid posts in it
but the issue is there are tons of losers on here (this board) who are adapting to misogynism because it's an easy way to ""live""
but it's also retarded, and im not very happy about muh /r9k/ being over taken by retardation, and by posts made by losers who just want to get angry at the rest of the world. so no matter how hard i debate in this thread, it can't be enough, and this board is just gonna sink into a laughable cesspool, full of angry sperging virgins. which sucks to be honest.
also im a guy btw
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>>25204904
>misogynism
fuck off roastie. Take your authoritarian ideology out the door with you.
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>>25204218

I think he may have been thinking that it has diminishing returns, which it does.

>>25204814

But unless you're a total retard or savant level genius it's just one minor factor in life.
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>>25204904
You're a pathetic guy desu
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>>25204904
>>25204904
http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/07/what-open-marriage-taught-one-man-about-feminism.html
yeah you tell 'em oh so wise male feminist.

what time are you going back to your cuckshed again?
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>>25203920
nice shot pepe t b h f a m
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>>25204937
obviously i mean it in the meme and tumblr-inspired definition, which is the disapproval of women or thinking that men are better than them
to be honest i believe misandry exists too, on the same level
no seriously, i recently heard a feminist """friend""" of mine say "all guys are dicks", then elaborated that it's more capacity to be dicks.
which really triggered me as a male man, because that's so retarded and literally reverse the roles or come up with a scenario that makes sense or even use logic or science to define it
feminists*/misandrists and misogynists all seem to be stupid to be honest

*feminists interested in overthrowing "le muh wimmen r being insulted in media :^(", and not those that are interested in tackling actual issues such as in saudi arabia (which they don't, nor seem to actually care about)

tldr- everyone sucks, im killing myself
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>>25204715
Yes, it made me pretty angry.
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>>25204416
>That typing style
Holy shit, and you're trying to act like you belong here? You couldn't have been here for more than a week at best.
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>>25205067
>tldr- everyone sucks, im killing myselfTop Refresh
good. go do that, normalshit. i won't have to read your shitty rambling posts anymore.
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>>25203920
I didn't get what the point was of the cute blonde woman having sex with her dog.

Not like men have never had sex with sheep and probably other animals. So it just comes off as a shock-value type of thing with no real meaning behind it.
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>>25205088
to be honest it seems to flow really nicely for me
looks alright in the quick reply window, guess when it's actually on a wider page it is a pain to read
oh well
>You couldn't have been here for more than a week at best.
nice try but you're a few years off ::::^:^)^))^)^)^)))))

>>25205095
i was kidding! god stop worrying! :)
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>>25204904
>but as you can see, i'll just get memes spouted back

Or maybe they're facts. If you deny it, you're hiding in you're whiteknight/femnazi bubble.

>but the issue is there are tons of losers on here (this board) who are adapting to misogynism because it's an easy way to ""live""

Most of /r9k/ are recognized as losers by themselves and/or other people around them. Robots are rejected because they are either unnattractive, no social status, short manlets, shit social skills, or poor.

>and im not very happy about muh /r9k/ being over taken by retardation, and by posts made by losers who just want to get angry at the rest of the world.

Will you go to a fembot thread and tell them to stop fucking their stupid threads? I doubt you would. At least robots have it harder to adapt to society than females. So it's more annoying if fembots complain about life.
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>>25202792
>implying she wont come back for le settle
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>>25202792
>How to dare to fell in love with me? You think you've a chance against Chad. You don't love me, you secretly hate women. How you dare to even talk to me. Know your place beta cuck

"Where the good men go?": The post

3/10 Bait, apply yourself
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>>25205154
>Or maybe they're facts. If you deny it, you're hiding in you're whiteknight/femnazi bubble.
nah i'm talking about the ironic "reee fuk off roastie"
which are quite funny nice memes my friend, and i literally have nothing against them
>Most of /r9k/ are...
yep, cool, i agree
>stop fucking their stupid threads
oh christ, don't get me wrong, i'd be totally fine if there were just "containment" threads for this
like the women-hate threads we used to have (which i guess mook started to delete or auto-sage?)
but even on this thread which justs seems to be dealing with a comic concerning the nice guys and friendzone meme, it got taken over by those mean misogynists >:^(
not happy about it :^(
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>>25204662
its never too late senpai
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>>25204904
>I'm a guy by the way
Let me step on you and move along then, cuckold.
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>>25203596
>why is /r9k/ so truly the worst board
Why come here then?
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>>25202792

newfag?

I mean really that pic is old as hell.
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>>25205398
>Let me step on you

THAT HURT >:^(

>>25205408

I'm becoming to realize I don't like it more and more. Which sucks because it seemed like a slower version of /b/ with less newfaggotry. I need a 4chan board for general memeness, famm.
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>>25205453
Listen cuckold, the best place for you is something like reddit.
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>>25204662
>getting all the young tail i want

fake, not gonna add
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I really hate every comic by this faggot, xckd or something?

Everything he creates and everything I find he does just goes against my morals.

He seems like a some cuck whose toughest challenge in life was mild discomfort and he dealt with it by taking it in the ass repeatedly will dreaming up some half baked nu male philosophy
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>>25204416
How do people think this? If people shared my views we would be better off.
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>>25202792
That comic is a strawman and only applies if you don't ask your oneitis on a date.

A more realistic scenario is Eugene asking Norma on a date, getting rejected then later watching Norma use sex to get men out of her league while hearing her complain about how she was pumped and dumped and how Chad doesn't want to commit.
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>>25205495
Defffooo not xckd. His drawing style is waaay off. Likely just some random fuckin devaintart or 9gag user just made this shit, either a girl who's pissed about beta orbiters, or a guy who's sad about his previous orbiting ways and wants others to see how cucky they act.
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>>25205453
I hate faggots like you, what gave you the slightest inclination that this board is similar to /b/ in anyway? I can't possibly fathom the amount of retardation your mind must have undergone to continuously post here thinking that this is a board with any similarities to /b/. You only need to glance at the catalog that this place is nothing like /b/ or whatever retard board you were looking for, kill yourself
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>>25204347
At least you admit the horrible disservice and damage you made by making that stupid cartoon,
you pathetic beta cuckold shithead
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>>25204416
Go away you stupid retard
>>>/adv/
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>>25204494
No, GET OUT and never, NEVER dare to return
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>>25205598
hwat
no hwat
/r9k/ has just basic meme posts with no direction. sure its based on crappy greentext stories and le feels and le peepee, but you get random trap and porn and roll and funneh and music and feels and femanon threads. definitely not something you'd see on a board with an actual direction or purpose. sure, here there's more oc and less recycled reposted garbage like on /b/, and here's a lot less newfags, but both boards have no purpose and you can post pretty much whatever random stupid thread you want it'll get attention and replies and won't be deleted by mods for being in the "wrong board" or whatevs
nice 4chan expertry there, kek
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>>25204904
>also im a guy btw


man if this is true i will be sad
remember woman are helpless, they only have power becuse the goverment(jews and betas) give them power
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>>25205137
because she has options, and yet she choose to be a degenerate
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>>25205729
>/r9k/ has just basic meme posts with no direction.
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>>25205668

all this autism and yet not a single reply that challenges my point

yeah i know there's a lot of memeing in this thread, but holy fuck it must suck for any actual loser "le fakin wimmen where's muh redpill" fags who are realizing just what a stupid idea they've built their entire frame of mind upon

hmmmm
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>>25203814
Friend zone is a stupid thing to say. It literally meansthat you've been rejected. If you mean to say that you've been lead on but "friend zone' seems to imply that it's worse that she rejected you AND insisted on still being friends
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>>25205812

kk, basic meme "threads". altho there are a lot of memes being posted regardless so hmmmmmmm |:^\
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>>25205841
>>>/b/
>>>/s4s/
god you type like a sassy gay man who can't stop talking on his phone
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>>25204748
You know, i love this list except for one thing only.
Conscription.
My time in the army was great. Met a bunch of cool guys and had an overall blast.
Who else was a conscript?
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>>25204531
That retort is weak. Its like whoever wrote cared morr about the fucking roleplay of the comics characters than having any real substance.
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>>25205857
none of those are reddit
what the fuck my man
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>>25204532
>too smart
>not returning to your habitat
No, you're dumb :^)
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>>25203673
Based airman famalam

Also this entire thread is old bait
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>>25203920
nice shot pepe to be honest family
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>>25205917

TRIG STATUS: GERED
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>>25205539
I always read this as Asuka saying it
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>>25203738
>that's why I get your boyfriend to pull it off for me
>imblying :^)
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>>25204662
Problem is that he didn't marry me. Then he wouldn't have had those problems.
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>>25205781
>replace "she" with "he"
>becomes a metaphor for /r9k/
God
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>We girls want cuddles, arguments, excitement
>This is for the survival and continuation of the human species
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>>25205890
They are close enough to reddit
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>>25202792
am I supposed to read that fucking wall of text? because that ain't happening
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>>25206015
>/r9k/ having options
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>>25205825

As I tell you before. This is not a place to get your points challenged nor lecture people. If you want to inspire people go to /adv/, Sure there are people to listen to your "wisdom".

Don't waste your time, go and make a better world. Leave.
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>>25206042
It basically boils down to
>lol ur such a nerd go outside play sports and b a man XD
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>>25205947
Using le tumblr jargon
Status: Shitlord
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>>25202792
Every tumblr comic is like this, strawman whatever you disagree with and then have a mouthpiece character preach about injustices. Its disgusting how self-righteous women are
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>>25206015
/r9k/ will be accused of shooting schools or rape for daring to doing this
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Hello, this is my friend. Let's call him Rob.

Rob is short, and physically unimposing. He hasn't had very many friends in his life and because of this and his looks, he is plagued with a deep self consciousness. As a result, he is a very meek and timid guy.

Wherever he goes, no matter what he does, he's treated with passive indifference when it's not outright contempt. People give him space and don't associate with him, so the only pursuits he's ever experienced are individual. The only companionship and acknowledgement he receives is from the internet, where his face isn't what he's judged by.

I want you to tell him to be himself, that if he were only more confident and assertive, his life would improve. I want you to tell him that his looks don't matter and that he must be a shitty person to be treated the way he gets treated. I want you to conjure up an anecdote of someone you think is comparable but really is at a different stage of his life, is loved by his family, and has friends as a support structure whereas Rob has none of those things. I want you to tell him to man up and accept responsibility for his lack of a social life and say he has to improve himself. I want you to tell him if he hasn't gotten the acknowledgement you've promised, he needs to keep working harder and never contemplate why he feels like a hamster on a wheel. I want you to follow him back onto his online sanctuary and never leave him alone.
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>>25202792
I can't believe there was a time in my life where I actually bought into that garbage.
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fucking hell all these posts gave me cancer
all of your views on women are based completely off of the worst women out there
That's like if you said all men are chads.
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>>25206267
I remember that pasta. Still relevant
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>>25206314
You're missing the point. Let me tell you this in the simplest way possible.

>Genetics is a lottery, lots of losers, few winners.

> Even the ugliest woman can and will be fucked by Chad. The reverse DOES NOT apply. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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>>25206324
I made it. It really became a pasta?
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>>25206397
Tell yourself that all you want
I rarely see ugly women with attractive guys but sometimes I do
I also sometimes see ugly guys with attractive girls
It's almost like there's more to a person then what their genetics dictate and the world isn't set up to fuck you
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>>25206397
>> Even the ugliest woman can and will be fucked by Chad. The reverse DOES NOT apply. NO EXCEPTIONS.
This is wrong. It is incorrect.
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>>25206474
Ugly women can get fucked by Chads. But it's done with cruel intentions.
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>>25206474
>>25206508
Chad can get drunk and pump ad dump a fugly chick
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>>25206508
>can get fucked by Chads
But they don't. Why tho. Why would a guy do that. Literally no point, unless it's some really random stupid shit he's doing, in a rare exception. But then you can compare it with a rich hideous guy getting a beautiful prostitute, and then woops, looks like that statement argument falls apart.
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>>25202792
thats a lot of words for me
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>>25204748
>Somebody actually took the time to write this up
Hahahahahahahahaa
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>>25206468
>muh anecdotal evidence
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>>25206641
It's just as anecdotal as yours dumbass
also anecdotes are acceptable when refuting "NO EXCEPTION"
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>guy kindly asks girl to give him a chance
>"You're a selfish prick"
This is supposed to convince me the guy is the one doing something wrong?
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>>25206267
Rob could definitely cosplay as Petunia Dursley
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>>25206429
Yes, a bunch of normies in faceberg share this. There's a page where people post and watch the best snippets of /r9k/
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>>25206683
What the fucking fuck? Can I get a link to that shit?
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>>25206730
Let me search it, Surfing photos on faceberg is a fucking nightmare
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>>25206730
here
faceberg/1394960050744488/photos/a.1394972000743293.1073741827.1394960050744488/1658537497720074/
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>>25203981
This is a very accurate post. Thank you for posting it.
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>>25206936
>faceberg/1394960050744488/photos/a.1394972000743293.1073741827.1394960050744488/1658537497720074/
oy vey these reddit tier comments...
> >my friend,ha nice try, rob.
>He sounds like he could use a good friend (pic of Obi wan Kenobi)
>That guy is ugly and SOL but tons of incels have potential
I'm glad some people identify with it but as with most normies, the meaning is lost under a sea of attempted irony.

Thank you for giving me this.
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>>25207191
is too hard replicate /r9k/ outside of /r9k/.

That's something normies here seems to not understand. That's why robots insist with the "GET OUT" doctrine
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>>25207191
>>25207280

>normies don't get /r9k/ memes
are you joking
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>>25207319
They don't. that's why they think this is /b/ or /s4s/
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>>25207319
hello peepee my old friend
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>>25207350
i've come to meme with you again
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>>25207359
because a feel slowly feeling
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>>25207370
left its board while i was memeing
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>>25206936
>>25207191
What? This link doesn't take you anywhere? Wheres the FB page?
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Not even the biggest of cucks would sit there for all three hours of monologue.
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>>25203981
This post is retarded as fuck mate.
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>>25207390
and the meme
that was posted on my /r9k/
still memes
on the board
of normies
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>>25207405
>>25207390
>>25207370
>>25207359
>>25207350

stop this
i cant take this
please stop

please
please
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>>25207448

it's all the images i have in my personal collection i personally found during my uses of facebook and twitter (except the tumblr "internet without a week one", got that off reddit)
so there's probably way more of this shit out there
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>>25207391
just replace faceberg with fb.com pal
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bumpattey
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>>25202792
>anons think that this comic is stupid
>completely describes their lives
>completely describes their personalities
>completely describes their flaws
>flat-out ignore legitimately helpful advice
>continue to be bitter and butt-hurt
>defend themselves on anonymous laotian image sharing website that attracts losers
top kekels
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>>25208557

>implying anyone on this board/thread is in the beta friendzoned orbiting stage that this comic targets
Nice try.
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>>25206267
I've seen people uglier than this fag out with friends while I'm out on my own.

despite what /r9k/ thinks, ugliness doesn't get you rejected by society, posting on /r9k/ does.
>I'm not too far gone, father.
>Grant me peace by allowing me to escape this hellhole
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>>25208557
>flat-out ignore legitimately helpful advice
this is not /adv/ m8, leave
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>>25208652
>ugliness doesn't get you rejected by society, posting on /r9k/ does.

lel, no
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>>25208557
Pretty good bait-I'm gonna bait because maybe it could start a dialogue.
I made this,
>>25207395
I actually think both parties are in the wrong.
Nothing shows a complete lack of self respect like orbiting, and he signed over his nuts the day he decided to follow her around like a sick puppy.
She's also a massive cunt, and assumes her current disposition regarding males is that of every female forever.
But if you let a bitch ramble on for three hours about how you're a dumb gay permavirgin, that's kind of on you- you can walk away.
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>>25208646
really though? ignoring what the girl says about her boyfriend preferences (which are the MOST opinionated parts of this opinionated comic), she really does describe 4chan.
>thinking knowledge beats wisdom
>thinking they have a competent grasp on politics/religion/real life
>moaning about how sad they are
>having completely unrealistic expectations for romance
>cowardly
>want a pure virgin because they are afraid they will never match up to past bf's
>thinking that they are "misunderstood"

Hell, I don't even agree with the comic 100%.
>>25203673 is the one in this thread that i fully agree with.
>Why do we defend our flaws when we have no problem complaining about them ourselves?
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>>25208736
>implying any girl in 2015/6 wants a racist misojinistic self-professed loser for anything more than a casual aquaitance
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>>25208806
i agree with you, but i love arguing with people about this comic desu senpai

love these threads
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>>25208903
>misojinistic

I like my ad hominem attacks with good use of English grammar and spelling. Is it too much?
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>>25208931
I like arguing about this comic.
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>>25209001
yeserooni
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>>25209021
>implying men care about dying alone
that can't even be used as a threat against men. only women. men have died alone since the dawn of time.
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>>25209021
A preemptive attack, good.
Also
>no roastie said this. Never.

>>25209059
Mein Neger
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>>25202792
>projecting so hard you make a wall of text image of it
Glorious turboretard, godspeed to the grave.
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>>25202792
Hmm, better than I thought it would be. With the exception of the thing about the species. I give it a solid 7/10. pretty damn good
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>>25203604
i remember that, wish i saved it
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