>mom son impregnation fetish
>started doing prostate stimulation
>own several sexual toys
Who else /degenerate/ here?
>finally got down to the sex shop
>dropped $110
>training my ass with a 1 inch plug right now
>going to finish with a prostate massager later
>planning to move to a 1.75 inch plug in a week or so
/anal/ thread?
>have gay faps in shower on rare occasions
>recently decided to take mom's dildo and try using it
>can't put it in my ass, can't fit my whole mouth around it
>just prod my asshole with it and cum
>clean it and put it back
>get weirded out by the experience
Don't think I'll ever do that again.
>>25201874
>have a mother/son fetish
>mom is fat and not very attractive
>can't let anyone know of my fetish because I won't be able to prove that I don't want to fuck my own mom
>>25202991
>can't fit my whole mouth around it
Disturbing. Either you have a really tiny mouth or that dildo's huge. What diameter?
>>25203023
I don't know I don't carry measuring tape around me everywhere I go and I sure as hell didnt care in the heat of the moment
>>25203180
Estimate it, dumbass. Tip of thumb to first knuckle is approximately one inch.
Don't tell me you're one of those eurofags who doesn't use a sensible measurement system for real life measurements?
>>25203374
Ever think that some people don't measure things because they just don't care about useless information?
HOW THICK WAS THE COCK YOU COULDN'T FIT YOUR MOUHT AROUND ANON
IT'S SUCH A SIMPLE FUCKING QUESTION YOU DON'T TO RESPOND WITH THE MEASUREMENT IN EXACT CENTIMETERS
please ignore the capital letters
>>25202991
>recently decided to take mom's dildo
Glad I'm not the only one. But I used her buttplug a few days after I stumbled upon her toy stash. I didn't examine closely enough but I'm pretty sure she has a dragon dildo in there. It's at least definitely a non-human dildo, but I didn't recognize it as dog or horse. What other popular species of dildo are there?
>masturbated three times today, twice yesterday
>last night and this morning were to the same shit
GOD DAMNIT BONER THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'M 25 I SHOULD BE PAST THIS
>don't particularly like futanari or cuck/ntr porn
>am suddenly addicted to futa on female cucking male
It's all over
>>25203535
Rude. Buy your own sex toys, stop using your mother's.
>>25203432
I think your story's fake and gay if you can't estimate based on a memory. That or you're mentally retarded.
>>25203582
>big fat futanari cocks
Oh god mfw
>>25203622
>Rude.
What she don't know won't hurt her :^)
>>25203622
>is on /r9k/
>wonders if he's mentally retarded
REEEE OUT NORMALFAG OUT OUT
>>25203545
Why is this considered an immature thing?
It's doing something that feels good. Is denying yourself free pleasure a mature thing to do?
>>25203767
It's not even that it's immature. I have shit to do, my hard drive is filling up, and sometimes I spent multiple hours masturbating. It messes up the skin on my dick and I end up stinking. It's also pretty tiring.
A few years ago I wasn't masturbating much, maybe every other day. It was less than when I was a teenager (which was 2-3x a day). Now I'm up to 1-2, sometimes 3x a day.
I just want to be able to focus on anything else for nearly as much time as I spend masturbating. Other people don't have this problem.
>>25203647
pic is making me want to transform into her and suck dick
brb fappin
>>25203907
Editors note: I only masturbated the most when I was like fucking 13. In my later teens I settled down, but it still takes so much of my time.
>>25203907
>hours of masturbation
why the fuck are you letting it last that long? i fap twice a day and it takes no more than 30 minutes of my time
just hurry the fuck up
>>25203974
It doesn't feel good if it's too short. It can take me shorter amounts of time sometimes, but then I just get triggered and want to find the absolute best thing to climax to at the time.
>it's a normal thing why not enjoy it?
>go faster
REEEEEE IT'S MY BODY STOP JUDGING ME
>tfw got into gay JAV in the last month because I stumbled onto a site full of mega links
>don't feel like fapping to anything else recently
>they're not even traps or lady boys
Fuck me I was just looking for some office lady JAV. This wasn't supposed to happen.
>>25203907
I know exactly what you're going through, anon. Basically all I do is sleep, work, and masturbate. I never know what to tell people my hobbies are or what I do in my free time.
>>25201874
me
>tfw own 2 cages and a bunch of toys
>>25204153
I have some hobbies, but they take time because depression and money.
>people ask what you do
What are you supposed to say? I spend up to four hours a day looking at porn and a minimum 3 wasting time on 4chan?
