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Robots have been shitposting on /o/, and I seriously doubt any of you belong there because you can't even afford to own a car.

Prove me wrong and post your shitbox.
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Muh dick non existant
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>>25200231

Hi OP. Bread on hood for proof

This wasn't an original comment lol.
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>>25200231
Here's my rolling heap of shit.
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>>25200231
What would be really fun would be to see /r9k/ cars with /r9k/ in them.
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>>25200905
How did this become a meme?
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>>25200231
This is the model of my dad's car I get to drive with.
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>>25201075

Aight dawg
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>>25200231
nice corolla desu
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>>25201229
ayyy

but imagine OP pic with Anon looking out the window.

I wonder if there's any particular robot driving posture.
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>>25201323
There is. Hunched over the steering wheel. Mimics my keyboard posture pretty well. Here in my car, I feel safest of all.
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>>25201263
I want one, but the resale on AE86 Trueno's is massive due to Initial D making them famous.

Might get a Levin though.
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>>25201163
why are you even bragging about your dad's soccer mom mobile?
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Here u go, it's a '94 6-litre
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>>25201433
They're money pits.

Why not get an NB Miata on Bilsteins, sway and strut bars, good tires and a hardtop? you will get more bang for your buck.
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Am I the only guy who fucking hates old cars
People on 4chan ALWAYS post them and it MAKES SENSE because theyre all fedora tipping losers
I used to have a old car and I regret it to this day
Piece of shit and riding in it feels like the ultimate "g'day m'lady" to everyone on the road
Just get a new car please
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>it drives
>fuel efficient

nothing more needed by a robot.
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>>25201694
Why put yourself into debt, carry more expensive insurance, pay higher taxes and pay more for repairs when you don't have to?
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>>25201801
yeah thats what im saying so you should get a new car
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>>25201694
Never EVER buy new. If you like new cars, get something 3 to 5 years old. Still have all the same modern gimmicks and ugly styling of a new car, but have depreciated by 50% and won't cost a fortune.
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>>25201694

I'm the other way around. Anyone who drives an old classic and keeps it running has my respect. Morons who get a new car on payments and has zero mechanical knowledge. not so much.
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>>25201694

>All fedoratipping losers
>Posts weeb reaction pic.

Enjoy dept, electronic driving nannies, and depreciation.
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>>25201697
It's a total mom car but it also just works
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>>25201995
>>25201864
>>25201847
Everything they told me about old cars was a lie
I remember switching from that piece of ass then going onto my dads Volvo and feeling it drive like a dream even though it wasnt even that good
Old cars are literal tanks that take like 431432412342134 hours to go 40 mph
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>>25202039
Your dad's Volvo is the closest you'll ever come to a vulva, robovirgin.
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>>25202128
most people who drive cars older than the 1990s are in their 90s buddy
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>>25202039
m8 the shitbox you drove was a shitbox back when it was new.
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>>25202331
It was in mint condition ya dongbrain
Every old person I knew complimented it
"They dont drive like this no more xD"
Drove like fucking shit
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Here's my daily comuter. It's a Corolla too.
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>>25202433
Why do you feel the need to lie on an cambodian basket weaving forum? old shitboxes drove like shit when they were new and new shitboxes also drive like shit.
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>>25202433
What's wrong, Nancy, can't handle a vehicle that doesn't have power steering? Git strong, faggot.
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Not dragging ass out to the parking lot to take a picture but I drive a 13 dodge avenger
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I got a 5-series, I like to do some mechanic work so I guess it's the perfect car.
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'94 cherokee 2 door with the 4.0l straight six. 3 inch lift on 31s. by far the most fun car i've ever owned, i'm taking it across the continental US this summer.
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>>25202767
omfg sooooo gay
unless youre a girl
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>>25202767
I'm jealous. I've always wanted either a two-door Cherokee or a Comanche.
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>>25202767
>>25202767
that's a cool truck, it would be cool if you put on a roof rack, load up with some fuel and water for cooler in case a leak. Mostly for show but it could come in handy,
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>>25202838
>>25202767
>liking jeeps

What the fuck is the appeal?

>overpriced
>ugly
>go through fuel like a jumbo jet
>no better at offroading than competitors
>not reliable

And why do girls specifically like them?
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I own a Audi '06 A4 B6 I may have to put more work, new suspension, into it but it's damn Fine car
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>>25202843
thanks man. i thought about a roof rack, but ended up getting a tail hitch instead because apparently keeping your spare on the roof can create drag and lower the MPG.
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>>25202904
>overpriced
bought mine for $1750
>ugly
its subjective, i love the aesthetic. i think the Cherokee was the pinnacle of SUV design.
>go through fuel like a jumbo jet
i get ~20mpg
>no better at offroading than competitors
name me one vehicle in the same price range that could out perform a lifted jeep offroad.
>not reliable
this is how i know you're trolling. the 4.0 6 cylinder used in cherokees is famous for being one of the most reliable engines ever, they last for like 300k miles on average before a rebuild. mine is on 225k and runs like a dream.
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1981 scottsdale
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Got an 05 Saab 9-5. /o/ suggested it, its a really great car, love it.
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>>25200231
1994 mudsda mutato

wher muh miats at?
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>>25204222
Chevy is best
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>>25202713

that is the ultimate slav car where i come from. we call it the plum. nobody knows why but it's a plum.
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>>25201133
People with ferraris and lambos browsed /o/ and needed proof. Also people would say "breddy gud" a lot. Don't have pics of my cars but I have two NB1 miatas and a corolla DD.
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>tfw Americucks are fat as fuck because they spend all day in their car boxes instead of walking or bicycling
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>>25200231

WELCOME TO THE BROKEN LOW

WELCOME TO THE FAMOUS DISCO LIVE

fucktherobot
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>drive an autotragic for the last 6 years
>start getting into cars and browsing /o/
>feel remorse about my choice in transmissions and for buying a newish car
>my dad lets me borrow a company truck with a manual tranny
>it's fuckin fun

Can't wait to get my memeshift. I really want a Boxster but it's probably not good in Canada
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Fiesta ST.

Wasn't gonna post it because some /o/ regulars know me IRL, but they've probably already figured out that I'm /r9k/-tier.
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>>25204731

I always thought the lyrics were "welcome to the famous disco night"
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>>25204731
>>25205093
I believe it's

>WELCOME TO THE BUFFALO
>WELCOME TO THE FAMOUS DISCO NIGHT

The Buffalo apparently being some famous disco club or other.
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>>25205037
>tfw driving a chav car

Why a fiesta ST in USA though? :S
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>>25201694
>being so autistic and self conscious you actually think of memes in real life and apply them to your daily routine
Kill yourself desu ne
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1993 Jeep Wrangler but in white and brown
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>>25205615
It's practical and fun, and where I live there's the right combination of congested city driving and twisty mountain roads for it to be appropriate.

Plus, there's a pretty cool owner's community around here, and because they're so rare in the US, insurance has no idea what it is, so it costs the same to insure as a base Fiesta, and cops and ricers completely ignore it. It's a nice change from my other car, an AP2 S2000, and my old daily, a World Rally Blue Bugeye (would you guys call it Frogeye?) WRX.
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>>25201023
Beats the modern look ram.
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Mug normie mobile
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1993 740iL here.

>>25201163
>>25201553
>>25202713
Quite nice.
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>>25205782
>World Rally Blue Bugeye
fucking hnng
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>>25200231

ministry of power is a good song.

anyone know it?
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/o/ is full of retarded normies who don't know shit about cars. terrible board

>Post car problem on /o/
>ENGINE OVERHEATED!!!!!
>THE ENGINE IS FUCKED U DUMBASS
>YOU FUCCKED UP THE ENGINE NICE
>PISTONS ARE FUCKEDDDDD
>LOL THIS MUST BE A TROLL THREAD XDD NO ONE IS THAT STUPID TO OVERHEAT THEIR ENGINE
>LAWLZ ITS THE HEADGASKET XDDD
>Go to actual honest mechanic irl to check my car
>Turns it the timing belt snapped but was still able to fix it

Normies are so fucking stupid I swear
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>>25200231
How many times are you going to force this hatchback thread?
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>>25205037
>no 3-door FiST in Canada

Literally the only new car I've considered besides the BRZ.
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>>25206858
>wants advise from /o/
>mother fucking /o/

Its all just stupid benchracer kiddies and people that claim to own cars. Never listen to them.
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>>25207016
>this mad that GM can't compete

KEK
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97 328i

Not my actual car, this is a stock photo, though it's the same model, year and color.

Mine is also much shittier because it's old and I drive it a lot. 200k+ miles, some minor dents, and deteriorating interior. Thinking of getting an electric car next as soon as I can afford it.
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1998 Honda civic sedan, lots of people bash it but I love her. Her name is Suzanne.
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>>25207686

Why? Civcs arent bad and are actually preferred by mechanics because they last longer with little maintenance

Who the fuck bashes on Civics?
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Makes people jealous for some reason despite the fact that there are a fuck ton of broncos in the area.

I like it though. It lets me go where ever I need to. Not that fuel efficient, about 9 MPG in the winter due to lots of idling.
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>>25207778
>9MPG
>NINE. MILES. PER. GALLON.

fucking murrica jesus christ senpai
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This is the only good thing I have going for me, even if it is just a Honda.
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>>25207817
Well when I go to school it runs for 20 some minutes before driving. -30 isn't good for vehicles.
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>>25207835

RICER
I
C
E
R
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I had a 2002 Hyundai accent. Cute hatchback but the tranny shit itself so I sold it for $600 to a mechanic buddy. A family friend sold me an 06 Suzuki forenza for next to nothing. I want an NA miata but 4 doors is kind of cool I guess. I can put all kinds of shit in the seats now. One day I'll get it. First I want a BMW RT bike. I'll wear leather, and go fast, and have my tushy heated by the seats, and everyone will see how cool I am.
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Dad gave it to me when I graduated college and he bought a new 550i
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>>25207817
I also drive like a maniac.
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>>25207964
It's literally just a civic with a little plastic flap in the front. Not riced, you autist.
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>>25201694
"hurrr I used to drive an old civic and it sucked"
ok listen you pudgy autistic fuck, firstly, just cause a car is old, dosen't mean its garbage. Plenty of new cars are fucking turds out of the showroom. I'd go into how you have absolutely zero appreciation for character, or a classic design, but clearly you're some 12 year old who is like "YEAH I LIKE CARS XDDD LAMBRUHGONO ADVENTRADON XDDDD1!!!!!"

Just fucking leave for the love of god.
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>>25202713
E39 M5 is GOAT tier
<3
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>>25207460
>going from god tier to a fucking ELECTRIC CAR

How the fuck can you go and drive a golf cart after driving automotive excellence?
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>tfw no car
you don't know these feels senpai
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>>25200231
MY 1987 corvette. itll be running soon enough, but its my only car
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My 08 Bullitt
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>>25201694
Agree partially, buying a new 0km car is plainly retarded when you can get the same model in 2-3 years for nearly half the price and only a few thousand kms.
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This desu senpai, manual no power steering no abs no airbags, if I crashed in it at 50 id be pretty much dead, but it just werks
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>>25200231
I'm looking for a car to drive me 9 miles to work and back (18 miles a day), my budget is 20k help.
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>>25200231
I have a 2004 Kia Cerato
Its not bad, nice steering but has some bad body roll. Not a slow engine, but lacks torque, gear ratios far too close between second and third
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I love my car, planning to get a cold air intake and sunroof installed when I have money
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>>25208639
>Mazda 2
Theyre surprisingly good arent they?
I hope you have the 6spd manual, thats a hell of a gearbox. Plus is handles so well
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I can afford a pretty nice car to be honest f a m
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>>25208526
>20K
Spend 4K on a used Hyundai or Kia. It wont break down as long as you service it, and they arent that bad. If the car is manual, it will be cheaper. Ensure the car has less than 9-10,000 miles a year done on it
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>>25208675

yup, 6 spd manual. Its so underrated as a driver's car and its sad the new gen isnt coming to america
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>>25207817
Dude, I used to do Karting. If I drive my Kia hard, I get way less than that. Ill easily burn $20 of petrol in 30 or so km
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My Nissan Silvia OP, glad to see u love Japanese cars
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>>25208865
Fucking ricer faggot, kill yourself desu
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>>25208879
Kek
Not rly riced man
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>>25208978
People see any modded bumper or lowered car and yell RICED
Its an /o/ meme
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>>25208681
>mfw budget is 25k
>find a low mileage Porsche 911 for 22k
>know it's still going to be a 100k car when it comes to maintenance
>want to make a financial mistake
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>>25208526
2015 chevrolet cruze 1lt
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>>25209505
>spending 20k on an A-to-B appliance

Just get a boring functional shitbox that is 3 to 4 years old then.
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>>25207778
OJ? is that you?
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>>25205785
That's because it's not built by Americans, it was imported by Chrysler back when they couldn't make compact vehicles worth a fuck. It's the Mitsubishi Forte, which would later become the Mighty Max.
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>>25200231
Bretty much this, but a splotchier paint job (I repair rust spots with sandpaper and spraypaint).

80s 4runner master race
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Not my tl but basically looks a lot like pic related

Plan on getting a 3rd gen tl because my transmission is slowly going like every honda from the mid 90's to early 2000's
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>>25211190
>slowly going like every honda from the mid 90's to early 2000's
My parents have a 2000 civic with somewhere around 250-300k and everything's original. You're the first I've heard to say that, but if you race then that might make sense.
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>>25207686

Ah, good to see I'm not the only one naming their car. Mine's Morticia
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>>25206877
When can we expect answer to this OP
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>>25200231
>Prove me wrong and post your shitbox.

Post yours, fag. Timestamp, bread on hood, etc.
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