i want to be a happy 8 yo with my mommy on christmas eve where everything is perfect and life is perfect and warm and everything is good and nothing matters

I want to be immortal, run/fly as fast as l want and be able to control time, without it having any effects on me
>slow time
>be uninvited to the 100m
>break the world record by 5 seconds
>leave

I fantasize about being omnipotent or having mastery of time.

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>>25199735
i want to be the only human on earth so i can finally be alone

I want to have one last walk around the city. it will probably be snowing and it will also be night. everything is calm and beautiful. no one is awake. i then lie down on a bench near the water looking at the skyline and the beautiful trees surrounding me with the moon reflecting off the water and on to me. as i take one last breath, one last look, i fall asleep and never wake up.

its not autistic but it's my wish

I wish all the water in the world would drain away so i could walk on the ocean floor and just see what it would look like.

I wanna have time manipulation and flying powers, maybe teleportation. I also wanna be immortal so I can explore the universe when the time comes.

i want to be able to stop time so i can bend over anyone i see and fuck them right there

Be a supervillain at the head of a secret terrorist organization with the aesthetics of Cicada 3301 and challenge people to strategy games, to determine the survival of dozens of hostages

I want to freeze time. Live, go, see, fuck, vidya for over 20 more years. Just fuck around for what seems like a lifetime without ever growing old, getting tired, or needing to eat/sleep. When I feel that I've been enlightened I would go back to where I was and resume time like nothing ever happened.

>>25200031
>its not autistic

>>25199796
this
also
>for my oneitis to want me

I want a small cabin/house on top of a skyscraper with a roofwindow with electricity/internet/usual appliances.

Wish to listen to the sounds of the rain trickle against the roofwindow and enjoy peace of having no humans around my vicinity.

With a full court basketball field surrounded by fences.

>tfw you will never shoot hoops on a rooftop basketball court

>>25200185
don't remind me of that stupid game
i spent weeks with barely any sleep in the first and second edition and I didn't reach very far
i'm stupid as fuck and they're lying when they say you can reach the result with literature and humanities only

I want to be a black templar and travel the galaxy purging aliens and heretics

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>Inna woods in Gensokyo for whatever reason.
>Get attacked by the spooky monsters that supposedly populate the Touhou universe.
>Badly injured.
>Cute Touhou comes and saves me.
>Takes me back to her home and slowly nurses me back to health.

I wish my parents never signed those forms for all those vaccines.

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for good to exist

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>>25201197
>tfw you will never shoot hoops on a rooftop basketball court
>miss hoop
>ball falls off roof
>falls down until it reaches terminal velocity and disembowels a passerby

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>>25199735
I want to become a mad scientist Big Boss that has his own merc organization and also develops B.O.W.s.

>autistic

I always wanted to be able to write quines in new languages right off the bat