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I've been putting money in this jar for a few weeks to lose my virginity to a prostatute. I counted it and I have 480 dollars. I'm going to get a prostatute later
Suggestions?
Tips?
I'm nervous/excited
>>25199227
you better start saving for a lifetime of aids treatments as well
>>25199227
enjoy your aids and herpes
>>25199246
It's really unlikely I'll get it. An who cares? If I die earlier it will be a blessing
>>25199227
>Prostatute
Misspelled not once, but twice. Kill yourself.
>Suggestions?
Yes, end your life.
>Tips?Fucking end your pathetic life
>>25199290
Can I have sex with this prostatute first
>>25199227
yeah. don't. just get a body massoge
>>25199227
fuck off, trev
>>25199284
http://www.nytimes.com/1988/04/22/us/researchers-list-odds-of-getting-aids-in-heterosexual-intercourse.html?pagewanted=all
>1 in 500 if no condom is used
>The odds of getting the virus are reduced to 1 in 5 billion if a condom is used
this is assuming your hiring a women
otherwise your probably a lot more likely
and they don't take into account the possibility of a condom being tampered with or failing
Post pics when you do
>>25199431
I'll use a condom if I think she looks trashy..but seriously it's almost 0
>>25199227
It's not worth it m8.
You will come out of it wishing you were still a virgin.
Losing it to someone you don't like feels like shit.
>>25199246
>>25199275
>mfw these guys don't realise that the average prostitute is cleaner than the average regular girl
>>25199227
>prostatute
really?
>>25199227
Quite often I read robots stories about licking hookers, I hope you're not that retarded.
>>25199594
I wanted to kiss one but I was going to make her brush her teeth and take a shower when we get back to my house
>>25199227
Please, please, PLEASE video yourself giving the hooker your jar of coins. PLEASE!
Get two, also rub one out before hand so you don't cum right away and get your money's worth
bring a condor so you dont die from catching aids
Take that $480 and start going to bars on Friday/Saturday nights and just fuck a drunk Stacey. Don't forget a condom.
>>25199821
Tried that. Even drunk I'm too ugly/autistic to pick up a girl at closing time
>>25199692
this might not be good advice depending on whether you are using the "grip of death" while masturbating. if your penis is used to it pussy feels like nothing especially if you have masturbated recently and/or us a condom (which you should)
>>25199611
God... you want to kiss a hooker? Please, kill yourself.
>>25199768
>2015
>using a condor
>>25199915
The panther eats the condor.
>>25199768
>>25199915
A condor?
>>25199227
No condor, hug her and cuddles. Fill her pussy with your dick and semen. Post results
>>25199246
Coward just kilk yourself
>>25199227
Where do you live OP? I can help you find a good one
>>25199915
Why will people use condors? Nothing is better than real raw sex
>>25200033
being literally this new
>>25200033
Hahaha nice dubs newfag
>>25200249
I know. I don't understand, Now you'll die if old age before hiv
>no condor creampies are my fetish
>>25199821
>spend 480 dollars bar crawling and don't end up getting laid
>spend 480 dollars for a guaranteed 9/10
are you really this fucking retarded?
>>25199227
>prostatute
you can't have sex with a prostate
Don't waste you fucking money.
>>25200317
I have fucked with 3 different stripper/whore/bar girl with no condor. Still alive, just do it. Tight warm vagina around your cock is good
was there not a anon in a similar position?
>>25200557
I like that movie. It's also called Stairway to Heaven.
>>25200557
Well, she is also lonely and fucked up. I still see my regular whore, but even if we dibe together I can fuck her. If he is too weak to be denied pussy frim her then he should kill himself
>>25200504
I'm gonna do it man. Do you pay extra for no condor?
>>25201132
She probably won't do it without one. If she's willing to do it, put two condors on tight.
>>25201132
Nope if you have charisma/chemistry with them. 2 of them asked for no condor after we saw each other in third fuck sex date. The other one didnt ask for extra it was fine cause she was horny
>>25201195
Yes they are more willing if you respect them. Use her pussy but listen to her, treat her nice and she wont be a bitch with no charm and just a meathole
>>25199227
Where are you from, anon? I'm not a hooker but I'll have sex with you. I'm going to kill myself in a couple of months, hopefully I can give you some joy before I die.
Minnesota here.
>>25201234
If I had that I wouldn't be looking for a hooker
>first girl
>8/10 blonde girl
>lose virginity to her
>69 with her and do some BDSM
>good times
>2nd girl steals $200
>later found out she OD'd a month ago
lol
>>25201298
Michigan.
If you fly to MI I'll have secks with you and treat you well before you kill yourself
>>25199334
i keked so hard
XD
:3
>>25201298
You could probably make other robots happy.
>>25201300
Even wgen I have charisma some paid pussy its not bad. Come on just dont treat her like a dead inahole. Make eye contact before during and after sex. Are you so retard or what?
>>25201298
Wikk both share proof? What age are you girl? Why kill yourself? Vagina cancer like that JAV pornstar?
>>25201270
And if she willing to go raw with a nice John, then wrap it tight.
>>25201490
>treat them like my GF
>$50 discounts next time I see them
Haha.
>>25199847
Can we get a pic of your face op
>>25201587
867-5309
> eating a hooker's roastie
I shig the dig
