Finally decided to become an hero
Trips decides how.
> just don't make it too fucking painful, no drinking bleach or nothing etc.
>>25198766
Suicide bombing at Bruno Mars concert (or whatever pop idol roasties adore nowadays).
>>25198766
Die peacefully in your sleep at age 100
>>25198766
Just shoot yourself clean through the head. Leave this world like a man.
>>25198885
Live in Australia, no gun licence(takes like 6 months), too poor anyway.
>>25198766
It's pretty difficult to get trips, you should just listen to me because I'm going to tell you the quickest way to die.
I say you make a cyanide extraction.There's a few different kinds of nuts and fruit seeds that will give you lethal dose of cyanide. This was the favorite method of suicide among prisoners during the cold war who were awaiting questioning, because of how quickly it kills you.
Heroine overdose
>>25198815
Seconding this.
OP YOU DO REALIZE YOU WONT FEEL AS SHIT ONCE CHRISTMASS PASSES. I AM A FUCKING LONER VIRGIN AT 24.
I AM BALDING 5'6 MANLET WITH NO FRIENDS AND MY ONLY HOBBIES ARE BROWSING 4CHAN.
PARENTS HATE ME BECAUSE MUH GRADES WERE SHIT.
DONT DO IT OP. I LOVE YOU YE FUCKING BITCH ASS.
YOUR A SOLDIER
DONT DO IT EVER
DONT DO IT FAGGOT
CALL A LIFE LINE OR SOME SHIT
i can help if u want
post skype
>inb4 ddoss
>go in the ghetto
>find a big black man
>ask him if he know any bitches that want to take my virginity
>get roasted like hell
>then he will feel bad for you after he finds out you're serious and hook you up
>contract HIV from some ghetto thot
>die from AIDS
Best way to an hero
Hanging yourself after popping a bottle of painkillers
>>25198766
Why you wanna go an hero OP? I do only an hero when I become homelss bum. Any story? Are you have some disease/disabilities?
Travel to Japan and jump in front of a train.
use a helium tank, but pop a couple xanax or something before you go down
Overdose on prescription xanax
stab yourself in the throat with a kitchen knife
Hijack a plane, crash it into the Sydney opera house
>>25199211
stab yourself right in the center of the throat
>>25198766
Naturally. Live out your life, die of old age.
>>25198766
pic related
Tell us your story anon
backflip off a building
run in front of a train
Dehydration. Do it faggot.
old age
>this is an original comment, not indexed by the robot
>>25198976
>YOUR A SOLDIER
teared up
you probably won't read this but merry christmas and thanks for your post
>>25198976
>OP YOU DO REALIZE YOU WONT FEEL AS SHIT ONCE CHRISTMASS PASSES. I AM A FUCKING LONER VIRGIN AT 24.
>I AM BALDING 5'6 MANLET WITH NO FRIENDS AND MY ONLY HOBBIES ARE BROWSING 4CHAN.
We all love you anon.
>>25198976
love you anun
>>25200313
anon dont be autistic live ur life you magnificant faggit
you should kill yourself by loving the shit out of you and committing to your dreams and hobbies
Kamikaze shots untill alcohol poisoning, also stream it.
>>25198766
Livestream and hang yourself
Scream allahu akbar and kill few people so the mudslimes get the blame
do it anyway you want .
just do me a favor and try to make the biggest heist before u go.become the joker of our generation.
i mean u are going anyways why not try it.
>>25198766
Suffocate yourself with a pair of ur mumz panties.
Cut yourself and then walk into the ocean and get eaten by a great white.
>>25198766
give a train a kiss
ofc I mean a moving train. Full speed, full sized train
Salt Poisoning
>>25198766
So this.
>step1: mark down this day, then buy a calendar for next year and mark the same day (that is going to be the day you an hero)
>step2:if there are things you wan't to do (travelling to a certain place or doing something doesn't really matter what) do them
>step3:think about your life, your mistakes, your qualities as a person and why those have led to said mistakes and think how you can better yourself
>step4:you will either feel better or worse trying to strugle and try to get back to your feet, if the year is up and you really have tried and still failed go ahead with the sudoku
If nothing else atleast you will get something to look forward to.
Heroin overdose, senpai.
Don't become an hero.
>>25201009
I really like this idea for OP.
>>25201009
>if there are things you wan't to do
why would you do the things you don't want to do? How is that supposed to bring you solace, or renew you within?
I don't know you,
so i have no right to tell you how to kill yourself,
I just want you to be happy.
:)
Take out some fuckers in the process - take out a feminist base or something
Natural causes.
Travel the world and don't kill yourself until you've done so
Fuck a prostitute and die from AIDS.
:)
TYLENOL OVERDOSE FAMILY
>>25198766
Livestreamed gunshot to head.
Shove kitchen knives up your boipussy
>>25198766
AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION
>>25201210
Tylenol overdose would be painful as fuck dummy.
Also, rerolling for livestream gunshot to head.
>>25201139
>if there are things you wan't to do
How the fuck will you understand that as
>if the are things you don't want to do
Jesus christ try a little harder with your reading comprehension.
>>25198766
old age
fucking this not an original comment bullshit
>>25201341
What the fuck is wrong with you people? You could get a new livestream suicide vid out of this but instead you choose to morally fellate yourself.
Also rerolling for livestream gunshot to head.
>>25201402
he said no gun. are you fucking retarded?
roll for hanging on cam
death by ingestion of feces
>>25201436
He should've mentioned that in the opening post, not gonna read an entire rolling for trips thread.
Rolling for livestream hanging.
Get a kitchen knife and go to your nearest police station. Charge the officers while screaming "DADDYS BRINGING HOME THE BACON! OINK OINK OINK!".
Old age
SENPAI desu this
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LIVESTREAM HANGING TODAY
>>25198766
Trips here. Exit bag.
>>25198766
Jumping in front of a train. Quick, effective, painless
Spend all your money on heroin and do it in one shot
An hero by getting your shit together and dying of old age.
Contract aids and don't seek treatment
>>25198766
You're not gonna do it faggot. Stop crying for attention on here.
