>>25197990
Ay babygirl
I'm gonna squirter on those jiggly puffs tonight

i just farted and i thought of you

>>25197990
Yo bitch, dinner better not be shit tonight. Do a good job I might give you a nut

>>25197990
you would make the perfect birthmother to my dark army. jake the dog the walrus shall rape you vigorously for days on end until every last egg is full of his seed.

>>25197990
I got a few yeah

>"Kill yourself you fucking whore"
>"I'm going to rip your eyes out and fuck your skull"

gets my gf every time lmao

>>25197990
Not if she's generic and I know nothing about her

Hey baby, did you get the reagents for our raid tonight? I'm gonna go down on you like a boss.

>>25197990
>asking this here
kill yourself tonight

>>25197990
fresh out of /b/ are you?

>>25198056
is reddit still doing "randomness as humor"

Baby, I love you. I love you like a Trump I can't stump.

>>25197990
"You'd not like the other girls"

>>25198092
you shall be my general. jake the dog gets to rape you too big boy i say i say i say now

>>25197990

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou shindeiru