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>go to psychologist >she doesn't understand your social
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>go to psychologist
>she doesn't understand your social anxiety at all and makes weird faces at your comments about not liking talking to people
Why even bother..
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>>25196621
You shouldn't bother. People like us (that is, real robots) don't belong in this society and never will.
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bevause psychologists are all fucking normie scum
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You think that's bad? I'm seeing a DOCTOR, a person whose entire purpose is to hand out drugs to people, and she refuses to give me ANYTHING and told me to just go outside more.
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>>25196621
that's a pretty shit psychologist
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She's probably going to make fun of you while enjoying Christmas dinner.
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>have schizophrenia
>my therapist keeps relating different tricks he's used to calm himself while on LSD, comparing my experiences to an LSD trip

He said to keep like an Inception-esque momento to remind myself what's real and what isn't. Do I like throw it at the hallucinations?
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your brain chemistry is influenced by your environment

your environment is 4chan, an anime/pornography/nazi/slacker/antichrist enthusiast board where everybody but white blonde uncircumcised male pornography actors get shit on constantly.

go figure.
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>>25196621
reminder that onodera fags got BTFO this week

chitoge = best girl
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>>25196693
>talking about work on a weekday or a holiday, no less

how robotic can you get
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>>25196707
Best girls never win.
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>>25196704
>antichrist
Heresy.
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>>25196704
>If it was that solid then why would anyone originally come here
>People had shitty lives before 4chan
>People still have shitty lives but atleast can vent about it
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>>25196621
Is this really what psychologist do? I refuse that they act like op described.
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>>25196765
They usually just listen to people talk about their problems and don't do much else. it's a meme profession, you get paid for doing nothing.
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Are you sure the faces weren't in your head?
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>>25196782
I have a huge urge to talk about my issues, maybe listening is a big part of this job.
But this cannot be all they do?
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>>25196782
my therapist points out resources to help me and does most of the talking. I am usually too scared to talk.
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>>25196782
psychologist is a meme profession

psychiatrist is a legitimate medical profession
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>>25196809
it's about 80% them listening
20% them giving 'advice' and 'diagnosing' you
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>>25196741
the vent goes two ways.

you come in here and listen to all these people bitching. then you hate working. you blame the jewish for society being the way it is, when the only reason society works is because of a lot of people busting their asses and making sacrifices.

you're turned off to the concept of sex because your only psychological interaction with the act is watching it through pornography, so you're conditioned to get yourself off alone.

because it's a solid environment people want to suck you in. it's a tribe of outcasts. i'm not saying it's going to be bad, it's just new ground on the cultural level.
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>talking to psychologists
>ever

why? What's next? You're gonna take meds?
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>>25196677
>>25196621

Same here. She never gave any help. Just a 15-minute powerpoint presentation that "Jesus loves me" and "prayer will fix everything."

At least I was diagnosed with schizoid personality disorder. That's something.

She is the only pschology-related doctor within a thousand miles in this shit country. Psychiatrists are nonexistent here. Help me.
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> psychologist
> can't understand something as simple as social anxiety

I can only imagine how they would cope with people who think their dog is plotting against them.
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>>25196943
>I can only imagine how they would cope with people who think their dog is plotting against them.
They send you to the psychiatrist.
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>>25196809
they listen, and then they advise you, and sometimes help build plans for therapy, including diet, exercise, or experiential things.

it sounds like OP just has a shit therapist
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>>25196943
The job of a psychologist is to listen to a person ramble and make one of two decisions

>look them straight in the eye and tell them "just b urself"
>send them off to the psychiatrist to pump them full of medicine
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The problem with shrinks is a problem with human nature in general. They only know what the textbooks say if it's not something they personally have so they can't relate to you so it's alienating when they try and pretend they understand.
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>>25196920
What the fuck? Did you specifically see a christian therapist?

Recommending religion to patients seems highly immoral.
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>>25196985
Psychologists literally have no purpose. Psychiatrists often double as therapy sessions also or have inhouse psyches that do therapy, and those people can actually give you the good shit. The drugs you want.

Literally no point in a psychologist.
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>>25196920
where do you live? Brazil?
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>>25197018
>The drugs you want.
fuck that, I don't want drugs
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>>25197038
Fair enough, I love my Xanax though.
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>tfw falling in love with my therapist
no

no no no no

she's the only support I have left

FUCK
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>university psychiatrist tells me to go see psychologist for anti-anxiety therapy
>psychologist provides no solutions to anything except referring me to more places that my insurance doesn't cover
Reminded me of why I stopped studying psychology, fucking useless people. I was the only male in the waiting room in that clinic, and the walls were plastered with dumb bullshit about "rape survivor counseling" or whatever.
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My anus is broken.

Litterly no way out but suicide.

I should have broken rules earlier, done drugs, instead, fapping with stuff up my butt against anxiety was my drug.
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I go to a psychiatrist about once a month for my benzos. He hooks me the fuck up son.
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Normals will never understand such things.
You have to remember they are born under completely different circumstances. They don't comprehend that some people might never click and make friends or have girls interested in them.

I suggest you drop the shrink visits because its only going to make things harder. You're going to have to learn to cope on your own.
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>psychiatrist diagnoses me with autism

Thanks doc but what about my depression?
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>>25196621
Psychological illnesses are a meme.
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why am I gonna listen to some fucker telling me "I understand how you feel" when they don't at all
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>>25197006
>>25197028

I was desperate. I needed a shoulder to cry on.
I needed someone who understands what is going on in my head. Got a diagnosis, but no treatment or therapy.

Flag related. Philippines.
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>>25197101
>can't open up with my feelings to a man
>don't want to talk to some old baby boomer fuck who's gonna tell me that hard work trumps all
>don't wanna get too attached to a female therapist
fuck dude
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>>25196621
>she
That's your problem right there. There are lots of bad psychologists out there, but a woman could never muster to actually learn something.

There are good psychologists out there. I know since I've had one.
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>>25197184
let me feel your pain, kababayan. how are you?
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>>25197239
>This feel
Now throw in the fact that you're a christian into the mix
>see a christian counselor that doesn't ubnderstand how someone can spend the majority of their time in an online community and at best compares it to facebook which they barely understand either and embarras yourself in explaining any aspect of it
>see an unbelieving counselor that either wants to just get you on pills, cease your "bigotrous ideology" that makes up ninety percent of who you are, do some mamby pamby feelgood exercises that does nothing, or all of the above all while not understanding the pillar of who you are as a person and reducing it to fairy tale nonsense
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>>25197239
Try to find a suiting man.

It takes a while and I have problems opening up to males to but eventually it will be worthwhile.
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>>25197379
Salamat pare.

My mum just told me to never talk to to my little brother. She told me that I am "poisoning his mind" and I am "ruining his life with my negativity"

Fuck, I just wanted a shoulder to cry on. He is the only one in the world who listens to me whenever I have a breakdown.

Should I follow my mum's orders? I do not want him to end up like me. He is the whole world to me. But that means being alone with only my thoughts to keep me company.
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>>25197564
To Hell with that, if anything it will show him what not to become
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>>25196621
>she

This is where you fucked up
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>>25197640
What do you mean?

(Will I ruin his social life being his psycho brother?)
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>>25197564
Sounds like your mums a bitch.
What does your little brother think of you?
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>>25196677
There's no drug that can cure betamale
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>>25197759
Fucking lol but it's true.
Alphas do shits and don't stay home
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>>25197730
Depends on your culture, but in america it doesn't matter if your family is crazy, in fact it's expected
But if your brother sees you like that he will probably subconsciously desire to not end up like you regardless of if he was or wasn't on that path anyways
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>>25197747
Brothers forever anon. Brothers forever.

Will it be better for him if I follow my mum's orders to never talk to him?

I am willing to do anything to help him out; even if it means slowly descending into insanity.
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>>25196677
>a person whose entire purpose is to hand out drugs to people
What?
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>>25197890
Don't even fucking act naive, anon. If anyone needed medical advice, they would just use the internet. Doctors are only there for slicing you up and giving you the good stuff.
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>>25196621
>going to a psychologist and a female one at that
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>>25197133
how big were the objects you put into your asshole?
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>>25197861
In my culture, it means the end of my brother's social life.

He sees me as a role model for him to follow. How fucked is he?

This is me:
>high IQ, scientifically inclined (Even received an invititation to join the most prestigious school in my country reserved for the smartest 0.1%)
>Severe depression, clinically diagnosed to be completely numb to human emotion.
>Diagnosed as a schizoid/psychopath
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>>25197239
I have this problem too.

When it's an older guy, it feels too much like I'm talking to my dad and there's too much of a generation gap.

When it's a younger guy, it just makes me feel inadequate.

When it's a woman... well, I'm in need of therapy because I have trouble talking to women.

I've been thinking about trying a CBT therapist, though, from what I've read it's the only branch that actually focuses on helping you fix your problems in practical, logical ways.
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>>25198151
You could just buy the Feeling Good book and do it yourself, save yourself a lot of money.
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>>25196824

meh psychiatrist is more like a double major in memes and medicine

honestly just be a neuroscientist at that point
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>>25197101
I know that feel anon i really do, fucking robot
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>>25196621
>psychologist
ITS A MEME YOU DIP,
go to a psychiatrist, thats a doctor.
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>>25197101
>tfw falling in love with my therapist and he's a dude and I'm not even gay

I want to kiss him
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>>25196677
>she
i thinks thats the propblem
>shoots up school
>he'd merely gone more often outside
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>>25196704
>your brain chemistry is influenced by your environment
wow you really are stupid
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>>25198101
you obviously have human emotion for your brother, though.
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