>be well dressed
>be center of attention
>be wealthy
>have female entourage
who here /classy/?
>>25195857
>retarted
Holy fuck one of those places opened up across the street from where I work and this guy came in one day wearing cargo shorts, socks with sandals, an open dress shirt with a tshirt underneath and in the pocket of the dress shirt he had what looked like a VHS tape with a spigot. The worst part was his horrible half arsed handlebar mustache which blended into his neckbeard
Where do these people come from? Does vaping cause this or is it just a common attraction
>>25195891
that's the face of /r9k/ right there, this little guy's just getting started. being classy takes work, of course, and with enough persistence he'll probably be the one to end up with a nice suit and a crowd of followers.
bump
don't you want friends at all? fedora lording is probably your last chance at redemption tbqh
>>25196125
>tfw remove the fedoras and this is my friends group
And then I'm pretty damn normal in comparison, and often wonder what the hell happened to make things be this way.
>well dressed
>fat
>cargo shorts
>vaping
God vapists are scum
>>25196125
>tfw will never have qt fedora gf
