-Yaaaaawwnn-
Ah, good afternoon wagie, on your lunch break?
Me? Oh, I just woke up from a nice, long nap. Studying Greek philosophy is quite tiring after all!
What was it Epictetus said now...
"Is freedom anything else than the right to live as we wish? Nothing else"
I couldn't imagine living without freedom, right wagie? Hmm, what should I do later... Complete my rendition of Mozart's Requiem, get a delicious subway sandwich or maybe I could pay a visit to wagekeks girlfriend...
Oh well, I have all the time in the world to decide!
Would you look at the time! Lunch break is almost over wagie, better get back to slaver- I mean, work.
Maybe you'll get Christmas day off this year... Or not
Oh well, I'll see you later wagie!
And as always,
Another day, another dollar.
Bless these threads
Im gonna get myself a nice handmade sandwich exclusiv made for me from my personal sandwich artist.
Just with the best and freshed ingridients and on top of that some delicious wagie tears.
Laters.
>>25195729
Thisthread is absolutely great.
>>25195816
Mmm yummy big beef melt coming right up!
>Be a student
>Have similar yet infinitely superior lifestyle to neets
>Have an actual future to boot
>Mfw neetcucks try to claim any sort of superiority
I'm curious, what does it feel like to be a waste of human skin with a double-digit IQ?
>>25195983
feels good man
feels real good
>>25195729
How about completing your poetry book? You know the one titled "my favorite burps and farts collection".
Man this is some meta-meme shit now.
>>25195729
I always read this treads in my work so I can feel more confidence that I'm doing nothing while being paid.
>>25195983
>Have an actual future to boot
Uh, you realize that like 90% of NEETs are people who either finished or dropped out of university right? Saying you have a future just because you're enrolled in a course seems incredibly naive.
>>25195997
I guess as a literal cuckold gaining pleasure from inferiority makes sense
>>25196027
of course he's naive. He's in university.
>>25195729
>tfw i get 160k a year
>tfw i get paid every friday
>tfw all my coworkers are my friends
>tfw i know my boss
>tfw i get 4 weeks off to take off whenever i want, and get stuff like chirstmas WEEK off no strings attached
>tfw i can retire when im 35 years old
>tfw i get weekends off to do whatever
>tfw i know no dumb chinese cartoon watchers will reply to this because of jealousy
>>25196027
I'm at a Russel group doing a good course, going onto a masters with connections to set me up afterwards if I wish.
If I really wanted I could sponge off of mummy and daddy or just work with my dad but I'd rather not be a pathetic failure
>>25195729
>lunch break
>8 AM
dude what
i think your NEETdom is driving you insane
>>25196070
See you in a couple of years when you're NEET posting like every other uni student who said the same shit then got hammered back to reality
>>25196066
Sounds similar to my situation. Living the life and enjoying it.
>>25196089
Try not to project your failure and defeatism onto me, it's cramping my style hombre
>>25195729
oh hey there neetcuck! I'm still enjoying my two week vacation here in Florida, currently busy wrapping palm trees with Chistmas lights, I want my house to look good for my Christmas party after all, my parents are flying over today and they sure are proud of me, bet you can't say the same thing.
>>25196066
What exactly do you do and how did you do it?
>I couldn't imagine living without freedom, right wagie? Hmm, what should I do later... Complete my rendition of Mozart's Requiem, get a delicious subway sandwich or maybe I could pay a visit to wagekeks girlfriend...
"Get a delicious subway sandwich" made me laugh
so these threads are all troll threads right? No one actually thinks being a shut in loser is somehow a good thing.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J0mvqYkpsG
6 years daily guitar playing, you wagecucks crying that you'll never be on my level? :))))
>>25196453
pretty good, too bad no one will ever hear it besides a few losers on an anonymous image board :)))
>>25196385
we are niether shut ins, nor losers, we just aren't wagekeks. you are pathetic.
>>25196513
I'm not actually a smug manchild m8 and I haven't played very long at all, you thought that was good?
>>25196453
On the phone so won't bother, but I would he surprised if you can play anything above the level of a beginner hackjob.
