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Is it possible to be a robot in a relationship? Like, I just
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Is it possible to be a robot in a relationship? Like, I just kind of lucked into/feel into it.

All throughout school I was that awkward kid in class, I didn't have many friends and those I did have didn't really respect me so I got in fights a lot.

I would just sort of hang around people at school but never really was close to any of them. I would maybe get some invites to stuff and either my parents wouldn't let me know or I'd just sit around by myself. Most of my hobbies were video games, anime and posting on here. My parents once had some friends over and they had a daughter my age, I invited her to watch Macross Plus with me, after about 15mins she decided she'd rather sit downstairs with them playing bridge than with me.

In college I was mostly alone, roommate and me didn't get along and I also didn't get to know anyone really in my classes.

At this point in life I had only had one girl friend in highschool and I think that's because people kind of pressured her into dating me as 'we looked like we belonged together'. We mostly hung out awkwardly a few times and never did anything.

So I'm a V fag at 21 in college when some random girl in my History of Imperial Japan class takes a weird interest in me. She starts talking to me a lot, inviting me out, so seeing as I was attracted to her I'd do whatever she really asked.

Fast forward 2 years later and we get married. Its been a few years now and she still seems happy being with me, she has her hobbies and friends but always says she misses me when I'm not around her.

But its just like, wtf, I don't see myself much different than a lot of people on here but just because of some random encounter I ended up on a much different path.
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>>25195258
original reeeeeee
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>>25195258
Whoa nigga

Do you expect me to read

All that shit

By you
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>>25195258
Sounds like you will probably get cucked
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>>25195350
I don't expect anything from you. I'm sitting at home today with explosive diarrhea and thinking about my life.
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I was the same way anon. Just walked right into a two year relationship cause some girl who wasn't buttugly said she liked me. Then she cucked me.
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>>25195385
You should probably try to lower your stress levels, eat more fiber, and drink more water. That'll help with the explosive diarrhea, at least. I don't know about any of that other shit though
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>>25195375
so yeah, she does fuck other people. But that being said it doesn't bother me, I know about it and she still fucks me.

Its not even a lot, like she'll tell me so and so is coming over or we'll go to a swingers party together and that's maybe like 5 times a year?

It really doesn't bother me at all, she says she loves me and that I make her happy.
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>>25195258
what is her ethnicity
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>>25195411
She asked what I wanted the other night when she was coming home from the gym, I said "why don't you pick up some Chinese". I seriously wish I had said Subway, I've been like this since that night.
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>>25195258
>that picture

when will it end, when will i stop longing to stick my dick in there so badly, its like a spell i have to snap myself out of every time i see even a hint of pussy

im 33 years old and the ride will never end
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>>25195430
She's south american, her family sent her up here to go to school to get out of her home country. They're fairly well off people but wanted her and her brother to go to the US or Europe.
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>>25195420

Get a load of this cuck.
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>>25195481
yeah she likes biking so that's why I used that picture. She also rock climbs and works out weekly. I really have no idea why she loves me so much.

Shes not super skinny or anything but fit and has curves, I'm like that asshole who finds a lotto ticket on the ground which ends up being work 1 mill.
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>>25195488
It seriously doesn't bother me, so whatever.
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>>25195258

honestly OP that's how relationships work for 90% of dudes.

the whole "pickup artist" thing is a rare trait

i'm not suggesting 90% of guys are omega losers like the bulk of this board, but most of them arent magically great with women, it's usually some kind of circumstance that puts them in a relationship.

the difference between them and the omegas on this board, is that even though they dont magically pull in women regularly, they do put themselves in situations like the one you found yourself in, more frequently, therefore increasing the odds of a random chick being interested.
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>>25195258
L I T E R A L L Y all guys say they got "lucky" meanwhile you won't find a single dude in his 20s who isn't retarded or grossly disfigured that is a virgin.

You're supposed to feel lucky because that's somewhat how hormones work and there is a necessary patience to get with some subset of girls that fit better with you. But your story is as ordinary as the teenager who disagrees with his parents and acts out against them. The only special snowflake part about it is that you're a little feminine so you need a girl who is more dominant, and by the sound of it, you got it.
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>>25195598
maybe so, but lets say I took a different 400 lvl course and never meet her. I'd most likely be on here complaining about never being laid and how I can't meet women.
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>>25195708
lets say a truck ran over you while you were sleeping in bed. you wouldn't be complaining, at least.
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>>25195738
>tfw I talk to lots of people (normies), have lots of normie friends, and make normies laugh
>tfw i go to school
>never had a gf; virgin
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>>25195598

OP never suggested he is a special snowflake.

your post embodies the "bitter effeminate closet queer" mentality though. kill yourself.
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>>25195799
>i make people laugh
>i don't have sex
is there supposed to be a paradox here? even if you wanted to actually date people and regularly hook up/contact them, i didn't say people can't be unlucky. also, my post mentioned dudes who are retarded and/or disfigured. i think your friends would be really fascinated by your sexless life and how you manage to do it, though.
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>>25195835
>arguing just to argue
did you have a point?
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>>25195835
Yeah I'm not special at all, I'm saying its just so weird to me sitting here thinking about how one decision in my life really just sort of carried me down a different path than I would have been capable on my own.

Also to this day my wife's love for me really confuses me. I'm happy about it, but I don't understand it.
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>>25195836
i hope you get shot
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>>25195258

tldr

no
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