>tfw holiday soon
My parents will make a cave joke again ;_;
HOLY SHIT A TALKING PLATE
>>25194933
just play cave explorer with them
My family calls it my office.
>>25194933
eehh... making a cheeky joke huh?
who cares about them, I'll spend another year alone
>>25194933
LOOK WHO CAME OUT OF HIS CAVE, EVERYBODY
>>25194939
>play cave explorer they said
>it'll be fun they said
>>25194967
fuck of faguette
Hey man! It's been like, what? Ten years since we last saw each other? Wow, remember when you used to be taller than me? Look at us now!
So what do you do now, man? Remember when we used to be into Dragonball Z and shit when we were kids? We were so lame back then!
>>25195757
>tfw I've changed in looks severely in the last 2 years
>generally have an easily forgettable presence and face+extremely generic clothing
>tfw my person memory reaches back 3 months (I forget my own relatives sometimes)
>someone walks up to me and talks to me
>look incredibly confused and ask who they are
>they walk away, confused thinking they mixed me with someone else
I will never know if they confused me with someone or if I knew them
UNGA BUNGA LOOK WHO OUT OF CAVE!
>>25195757
>Wow, remember when you used to be taller than me? Look at us now!
fucking 5'4, i used to be taller than average in class
>>25194933
my family doesn't let me stay in my room during the holidays. I have to sit with them for hours awkwardly and listen to them all talk to each other.
>spend all your days being a shut-in faggot
>expect people not to talk shit during the few times you're forced to venture out of your NEET den and act like a normal fucking human being
I arrived yesterday, it's nice to see my parents again after 7 months. Pity right now only my sister is home watching trash TV.
>>25195964
>my family doesn't let me stay in my room during the holidays
>doesn't let me
you're underage arent you?
>>25196002
he might as well be if he lets his family push him around.
One of the facets of becomging an adult is realizing you have agency to do what you will.
>Have a drink with family
>They act like it's your first time drinking.
If only they knew.
>>25196002
no, I'm 19. They just come harass me if I don't go sit with them.
>>25195987
Is she a QT pie? Maybe this year is the year for love.
>Home for short Christmas break
>Family wants me to go to some fucking Christmas get together, it would involve having to spend the night at someone else's house because it will literally run through the whole day
>I don't even know any of these people but my mom is still trying to get me to go
>Will probably wind up staying home, dad will get mad and say I never do anything, mom will silently pout and ask why I am not "normal"
I don't want to spend my fucking time home over at a complete stranger's house and be forced to exchange conversation of "Haha anon you got a gf yet" all fucking day. No one wants to go to this shit and yet they go because it is considered "normal", fucking Christ.
>>25196107
No. She stayed in this tiny town where she found a beta provider who pays for her, drivers her anywhere, does chores for her, etc. I can only hope for him he isn't silly enough to get married.
She also hates me because I don't treat her like a special snowflake and is jealous of every single thing I get.
>>25196118
Just get drunk, m8.
>>25196170
I'm not 21, I'm 20. I'm just not going to go and the same shit will happen as every time when I don't go to some bullshit event.
>Dad yells and says I am a shut in
>Mom says I need to see a therapist
This is literally my mom's solution to everything wrong with me, meanwhile my brother, who is also in college, is exactly like me except he goes to events without putting up any resistance at all and just doesn't talk to anyone there. He just goes because he is worried my parents will stop paying for his college, I am not worried about that because I am pretty sure my parents think if they don't send me to school I would be doing literally nothing.
>>25194973
absolutely horrifying, do not want.
>>25194973
So did he make it?
When family is over everyone wants to hang out in my room cause it's comfy as hell.
>>25196249
>On November 24, 2009, John Jones died after becoming trapped in the cave for 28 hours.[4] Rescuers concluded that it would be too dangerous to attempt to retrieve his body; the landowner and Jones' family came to an agreement that the cave should be permanently closed with the body sealed inside
>>25196291
>the cave should be permanently closed with the body sealed inside
welp
>Cousin; Anon,why don't you have a girlfriend :p
>Dad: Oh,he's more into Cartoons!
>Entire Family: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>25194973
>>25196249
hahaha so like just break his legs like WTF hahahaha just break them WTF hahahaha
>>25196209
>i cant drink at 20
t. american
I've been home since last Friday. I told my mother it would be nice to have a desk somewhere when I last visited, I come home and her partner has pulled out the drawers of a set of drawers and she put it in my room as a desk. Obviously my legs don't fit underneath and when I removed it from my bedroom she started crying and yelling and generally acting like a cunt. It sucks being home. I hate bright lights so I'm sitting in one of the two living rooms with the blinds closed and she comes in and starts shouting about how she doesn't want the blinds closed during the day and how difficult I'm being. I really do feel like cutting her out of my life completely, it's probably a bad thing to want to do that but she is just so incapable of talking and discussing an issue rather than becoming upset and shouting and crying. Fucking bitch ruined my teenage years with her idiocy and now she's just an old, stupid peasant content with her failure of a personality.
>>25194973
>willingly enter the cave of doom
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>25196439
>women
>personality
>>25194933
>hahaha
kill urself
>>25196315
id be laughing too to be honest family
grow the fuck up and stop jerking to taiwanese cartoons faggot
>>25194933
Joke's on you, I'm alone this holiday.
>>25196315
Why didn't you punch that faggot in the face or smash a champagne bottle on his head? don't take that shit.
>>25194973
I can't even take an elevator without freaking out, this would be hell.
>>25194933
a variant of this happened except it was my sister showing her boyfriend around the house and he called it my man-cave. thats not as bad right?
>>25194933
Is this a common thing bro bots? My family says literally the same thing:
"Look who decided to come out of his cave!"
>You have until January 11th to get a job, or you'll be homeless!
Then when I go to the store people say "Merry Christmas."
Or when I do go anywhere with my family, they ask why I never smile.
My brother is a wageie and gets praise from my parents and family, he still lives with them, yet I make an effort to live on my own and get shit on by them.
