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2015-12-23 13:25:11
Post No. 25194744
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>Starts off accepting he's ugly
>Acknowledges he has no special attributes
>Asks how people control themselves from raping them in the summer.
>Talks about how she won't have a hard time
>She's a stupid bitch anyways, fuck her I have an IQ of 10000 I can compress the world as I see it. Subhuman shit, I don't need sex, fuck you.
>Posts it hoping somebody will acknowledge his existence.
*20 minutes passes by, nobody replies to his post*
<decides to go onto my old middle-high school friend's FB, who I've always had sex fantasies of raping.
<Determined scrolls past all her old profile pictures, to the one where she's in bikini
<it's from 1998, she is 14 y/o there
<doesn't matter
<Starts yelling to my mom on the 0th floor "MOM HEAT UP THE FKING HOT POCKETS U KNOW I GET HUNGRY AFTER MOLESTING 14 Y/OS!"
<I know mom is disgusted about me living in the basement, but I get a sexual arrousal from hating on women.
<I copy paste her picture into ipaint, and photoshop the only picture of me, where I don't have 3 double-chins and acne, in with her
<I start rubbing virtual me all over her, while I touch my dick
<yell at my mom to come down here
<I can hear her crying
*sexual pleasure intensifies*
<mom comes in with my hot pockets,
<i still have my hand in my pants
<mom starts crying even more
*dick girth intensifies*
<I cum all over the hot pockets
<Almost totally exhausted, and starving to death
<I must incoporate protein into my slug-body, I must feed
<Starts eating the hot pockets
<No bitches deserve my cum anyways
<Goes on 4chan /pol/,mstarts discussing how he is being treated unfairly, how Tumblr feminist-bitches has turned all women into stuck-up whores, who will only accept model-like men.
<Betty from next door keeps ringing my skype, asking if I want to go to out on a date with her
<I refuse to fuck a chestlet landwhale like Betty,
<I finish the 4chan post, and thousands of men applaud me.
<I go to sleep, balls still itching from all the cum in my underpants
