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Post you are ASMRfu's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlQdADBvQqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGBw8I_2xlo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHbnpjF5PTY
>>25193430>>25193451
>ASMR
camwhores without the sex.
Holy christ she's beautiful
This kind of thing makes me irrationally angry for some reason.
Not just the videos themselves, but the whole concept.
Don't know why.
>>25193472
Most of them are huge huge sluts and not cute at all.
If they were in some way cute or, well, 2D, then I'd enjoy it.
Too bad there's no voice actress in English that does this.
>>25193451
>TheOneLilum
Literally an overweight lesbian.
hate heather feather
Worse than twitch whores
>>25194797
I just watch them because it chills me out when I get anxious
>>25193430
Aww shiat, just found her as well, best new artist 10/10
people who get sexually aroused over ASMR are bottom of the barrel.
ASMR is supposed to lower your blood pressure, at least it does for me and put you to sleep.
getting an erection is the exact opposite of that.
those people give it a bad name and those people create the camwhores.
primate brains just associate everything with sex, if they speak a different language, that's sexy, if they whisper, that's sexy, it's just primates that can't utilize ASMR properly.
I thought Dutch accents were my favorite/most triggering. But then I realized Icelandic ones were better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWuZwXsjYHA
She's not the hottest and she talks about her husband a lot but dat accent.
Who /FairyChar/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xFcvBHsk_I
>>25193537
another asmr girl that I like has lots of terrible qualities
christian
pretends to be eco friendly
but then just buys a bunch of shit and travels the world
and then keeps saying "subscribe to my other channel!"
but i keep watching for some reason
>>25194856
>he still thinks anything can exist on the internet without being sexualized
>he still thinks women wont capitalize on their free money when they see the opportunity
all around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0IpF8i_4jY
soft spoken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jdRoe9FdZ8
accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgl-YsqaXsE
i think these people are really amazing. they do it for free, well it starts out free then people shower them in gifts.
they spend dumb amounts of time putting these videos together and for what??
i guess the attention is ok if you're a girl, but a lot of it is bad.
>>25194861
Good taste. Love her relaxation videos.
>>25194905
internet has nothing to do with it
if you had a knack for ASMR, people would shower you in money and gifts as well.
you seem to not get it: these people are like celebrities for us, we are completely willing to give them our money and gifts, if you like something you support it.
if you see something wrong with that then you are the problem.
>>25194959
>for what?
For money dude. They all get paid. All the big ones have monetized youtube accounts so they get that sweet Youtube money. But even smaller ones still get paid. They just make Patreon accounts and betas give them free money to "help with the costs of producing content".
>>25194981
No I totally get it. I was just saying. This guy expects a phenomenon that has mostly to do with intimacy and closeness not to be sexualized. That's pretty ridiculous.
>>25194990
yeah because GentleWhispers started out getting millions of views with hundreds of thousands of subscribers from day one, right?
face it, you're parroting the camwhore diatribe and you're either jealous or jaded by it.
where were all the naysayers when ASMR was just getting started?
oh that's right, they didn't exist because there wasn't anything that people like to shit on out of spite.
>>25194856
I'm with you. But cute girls with no discernible talent who still want to be able to make videos and get attention for themselves despite of it have flooded the ASMR market so they're hard to avoid.
It's funny, if you look at the prostitution section on Backpage and compare the way hookers title their ads to the way most ASMR girls title their videos the format is almost the exact same.
>>25195023
Ok so Maria got into it with pure intentions. So what? Clearly Maria is a nice person, anyone who has spent any time watching her videos can see that. But there's no denying that a whole lot of girls in it today do it for the money.
>wear a lot cut top
>tread the line with what is or isn't sexual content
>be attractive
>set up Patreon account
>complain about shitty mic
Boom, free money. You're delusional if you think this doesn't happen. I have no beef with betas giving random girl's money over the internet. It's just amusing when the betas themselves can't see what they're doing.
>tfw tech tutorials by 14-year-old Indian boys trigger you the hardest
>>25195010
you're confusing expectation with analyzation.
>tfw downloaded jackpot no hands in highschool. told a couple of my freinds I was gonna have a hands free orgasm. quietly bragging to friends about it. I didnt even realise it would sound like autism to them.
>>25195051
>>25195039
you guys both have the same point.
yes, we know, unsavory, disingenuous, women who don't give a shit about ASMR and suck at it are using it solely as a platform to get money.
why do we care again?? you simply ignore them and enjoy who you enjoy.
dunno why you guys are even bringing it up, it's like you think you know something no one else does or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-Nff81pPAg
Probably the gayest person to ever exist, but literally everything he says triggers me.
I'll be the one to ask, am I the only one who gets a boner to this shit?
I got into this to see what it was all about and wound up discovering what is apparently my fetish, qtp2t girls whispering shit into my ears while I choke myself out.
>>25195059
>people who get sexually aroused over ASMR are bottom of the barrel
>getting an erection is the exact opposite of that
>those people give it a bad name and those people create the camwhores
>primate brains just associate everything with sex
Yup, very analytical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H4B75pYhfY
too bad she's an sjw crybaby who got bullied off youtube
>>25195057
Hate this annoying cunt more than anyone else; so fucking false and fake. Yet for some reason everyone bought into her bullshit and all that fucking drama she stirred up when she 'left'. Now she's back of course (so strong, so brave).
What's with ASMR girls having huge mental issues?
I've seen two channels I've subscribed to "retire" this year, one because she was bullied and the other due to a suicide attempt.
>>25195075
There are more audios like that floating around if you're still into it.
/r/gonewildaudio is amazing.
>>25195191
Haha didn't she give some people shit for using the wrong pronouns or some other nonsense?
>>25195194
My friend sent her his last $100 when that happened.
I actually thought she'd send it back because he attached a message about how it was everything he had, but alas.
good stuff here senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOqR5vJtHTo
japanese lessons
those "ear massage" videos with the binaural mics where they rub the shit out of the mic's "ears"
man
i basically go into a coma when i listen to those
>>25195333
ear cupping does it for me
>>25195136
I don't get a boner, I just get a nice tingly feeling that's not really sexual.
The best way I've heard the feeling of ASMR described is "like a pleasurable seizure"
>>25195222
Sounds like someone is telling porky pies again anon.
>tfw haircut asmr where they actually use human hair wigs and cut them as the video progresses
aaaa thats real fucking comfy senpai
I could listen to those scissors forever
>>25195465
Have you seen this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJA
>>25195528
Listened to it like a dozen times already.
>>25195528
The original ASMR video.
>>25193430
I just fire up some of the later seasons of Bob ross for that.
Just for reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_3vmKm3d2Q
I-is there any made by lolies?
>>25195709
Pretty good desu. I wish there were more black ASMRtists.
>those soothing velvety voices
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRcI4LB9O8w
Found this one by accident and it's unintentional,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_IkwFKS4pY
Most of the black ASMR channels I've found seem to be focused on eating ASMR for some reason and that shit absolutely disgusts me.
my favorite kiss sounds video + dutch accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZBLsvK_Wyo
>mfw sweating bullets thinking people will claim my ASMR waifu even though she has nearly a hundred thousand subscribers already
>>25195777
Yes, there were a few made bykidswho showed off theirtoysbu I don't remember their channel names.
I have never heard of ASMR until right now, and I am quite interested.
>That one time I did listen to a binaural beat/hypnisis video of a woman narrating a scene for you to the point of sexual release. It was kinda hot.
So is there a science to this? Is there some hypnotic trick that is being done, or is merely the power of immersion?
>>25196041
This is relative to my interests.
>>25193430
these ASMR videos are really strange because I know what feeling theyre trying to trigger and have felt it (more often as a child), but these videos do nothing for me except make me feel relaxed. anyone feel the same?
>>25196603
Yeah personally I don't get "tingles" whatsoever but I do find certain videos incredibly relaxing and soothing. I believe people when they say they get tingles and it doesn't particularly bother me that I don't, since I still get something out the videos.
Dana and Christen a BEST
>>25194617
Same, annoying shrill voiced hag
i unironically want to marry cosmictingles
I think with ASMR you just have to accept that almost all of them are either camwhores, huge SJW or have mental issues. I just ignore them as people and just watch their videos.
>>25195057
Springbok is a good example. I like most of her videos quite a lot, but she seems like an awful person to be around.
Satan is my ASMR husbando
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR6EHEI_T0k
>>25197079
She's 30 apparently.
>>25197551
thats ok im 29
>>25197079
DUDE WEED LMAO
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>>25193430
Does ASMR always have to be audio-mediated?
I get some sort of crazy tingling feeling on top of the head and in my neck in situations that are not so much audio but visual (am a life model, I always end up feeling high and like my hair is trying to rise up and out of my scalp when i'm really in this sort of "zone"). Usually have goosebumps.
I also get it when eating certain foods, like letting rice crispies dry in your mouth and then adding water. Especially during the latter I feel like I really have seizures as I can feel and hear them pop in my mouth.
>>25197577
i actually hate weed degenerates but i want her to hold me down and force me to smoke weed
>>25195057
post some indian boys pham
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrUaEUx0_xn9dvSnEDiqDyQ/videos
This bitch is SJW incarnate, but her soft dumb voice is great.
>>25195136
>while I choke myself out
Breaking news: local man dies while jacking off etc
>>25197819
its called the David Carradine
>>25197744
her voice is dumb and this is really bad
I prefer male ASMR videos.
