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>Home for christmas >Used to living by myself doing whatever
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>Home for christmas
>Used to living by myself doing whatever I want
>In room browsing 4chan
>End up looking at some gangbang hentai thread
>Turn around to my sister saying "oh my fucking god" in the doorway
>Completely forgot my door was wide open


Now she wants me to buy a fucking iphone 6s for her or she's going to bring it up on christmas dinner. She even took pictures of my phone with all my loli and shit in search history. Jokes on her though my parents lost hope for me years ago.
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just bring up her secret black boyfriend before she rats on you
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>>25192732
This guy's art is so good, too bad I'm not into rape and bondage stuff.

I'm not even sure if you can call what she's wearing "panties," but they're fucking hot.
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Say to her that she's going to get a nice big dose of chloroform this Christmas.
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>>25192732
I can't believe that she didn't see it coming.
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>>25192732
You know what to do brother. The fire rises.
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At Christmas dinner bring up the incident and admit to your porn habits, making sure to mention that she said she was going to blackmail you for a phone if you refused. Just be completely open about the entire thing. Ideally talk to your sister again and try to negotiate beforehand, record this secretly with something in your pocket, and play the conversation during your admittance.
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>>25192847
Lol what. I'm not doing that at a fucking huge family gathering. I'm just gonna get some more dirt on her so she doesn't try it.
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>tfw 13 and draw porn sometimes
>for some reason draw loli gangbang porn on paper instead of computer
>parents find it one day even though i hid it under a bunch of shit
>it easily became the worst humiliating experience of my life
>10 years later and I still think about it before I go to sleep at night
It was 100% my fault but it still fucking sucks. Don't let this be you OP.
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>>25192732
i want to see the look on the bitches face when you dont give in to the black mail. you should cum in her food or undies as a revenge prank
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