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How do other robots clean up the mess after a fapping session?
Me
>contain product in palms
>run to the bathroom and drop it in toilet
>clean hands and between fingers with some toilet paper
>finally clean with water so almost nothing sticks in the sink
I ejaculate directly into the toilet.
>>25192532
Ejaculate on self then just leave it there and sleep
>Come all over my stomach
>roll over and go to bed
I usually just blow my load all over my stomach. I have a LOT of hair so it's a bitch to clean up, but whatever. I usually just wipe my stomach down with a sock.
Sometimes I sit there for a couple minutes in a depressed stupor after I orgasm and just think about how pitiful I am.
>>25192579
>>25192583
...wow look at that
Place tissue on stomach
Typically it lands on my pube area. I wipe it up with toilet paper, have a piss, and flush.
Usually I'll be lying on my back with a tanktop over my stomach to catch it. Fold it up, toss in hamper and go to bed.
If I'm feeling especially horny, I'll edge for an hour with lotion, then just go all over myself. Cleaning is a bitch (wastes perfectly clean clothes) but damn, the feeling is worth it
>>25192599
Is there a problem, mate?
>>25192654
Lol no
Keep at it senpai
>>25192643
How many tank tops do you go through in a week you wasteful fuck?
I use old towels, fap with one for about a week, and then switch to a clean one, and wash them all when they get dirty. As for my hands, my sink is so close to my desk that I can walk to it with my headphones still plugged into my PC.
I also usually only fap once a day and take my shower immediately after.
Most of the time I cum into a pair of old boxershorts. No mess but not as satisfying as just letting it go all over the place. Sometimes I wear condoms that I have laying around my room and just wear them and jerk off using the lube inside them
>>25192532
I cum into toilet paper and flush it down after I take a piss afterwards
I just cum in the bathtub and leave it there.
I always plan out my fap session right before shower
>>25192708
>peeing doesn't start right because it has to push the cum out first
>>25192532
The fuck it wrong with all the disgusting robots in this thread?
I wrap a few tissues over my dick as I jizz so it catches everything and I can focus on just enjoying it.
Then there's no jizz whatsoever on your hands or dick but I still have a cock shower afterwards to keep it clean.
I figured this technique out years ago wtf are you doing jizzing all over yourself like a fucking monkey.
>>25192800
I usually laze around for a few minutes before taking the piss so that I avoid this.
Also try running your finger on the bottom of your dick to clear the main tract that's the issue
Eat it usually, our bodies break down semen into estrogen.
>fapping in bed
cum on stomach, mop up with jizz towel, go to sleep
>fapping at desk
catch cum with jizz towel
Remember to wash or throwout your jizz-rags every couple weeks, kids
>>25192812
This can work but only if you have a tiny weewee
>>25192532
There is no clean up. Instead of throwing them away I have kept an entire drawer full of old socks that have a missing m8. When the time cums I fap with the sock on, then toss it in the trash.
The touch and feel of cotton adds to the pleasure, I now wish i had a gf that was bristley and fuzzy with stitch patterns on the inside.
If no socks available just wrap a Kleenex around and jack into--youll be fine so long as you don't bust thru...takes practice
>>25192832
Is this a meme or do people actually do this? The furthest I've gotten was rubbing it all over my face and lips. I don't think I could bring myself to actually eat it
>>25192579
Most people become an hero b4 this happens.
>>25192867
I came down my throat dozens of times back when I used to do autofellatio, felt good at the time but the clean up was terrible and I felt bad.
>>25192867
>rubbing it all over my face and lips
>>25192878
What does cum taste like?
>>25192888
Only did it a few times in a fit of pure hornyness.
I usually just wipe it with the underwear im wearing just pull it back up and continue my usual day, but it itches sometimes.
>he doesn't shoot straight into his mouth
Amateur tbqh
what is this meme about cumrags or cleaning up? i have been jerking off daily for over 15 years. i just come onto my stomach, hand, or thigh. if it's on my hands i wipe it on my underwear. otherwise it just dries on my skin and i barely notice it. why would anybody ever "clean up?"
>>25192856
if you're uncut then it doesnt matter how huge your dick it
>>25192593
>depressed stupor after I orgasm
You're jerking off way too much if you feel bad after cumming. Probably fucking up your brain dopamine levels
>>25192934
Because they come in contact with with real people after leaving their house(lmao) and cant go around dripping cum on their hair and clothes
You fucking autists are disgusting. Cum in a fucking paper towel or napkins or tissues then just throw it in the trash.
>>25192934
>people like this existt
>not pulling your foreskin up over your wang as you cum to catch it all and walking over to the toilet to dump it
>>25192532
I just realized those tadpoles are supposed to be CP for frogs
>>25192984
You must have one spacious dick sweater. I can barely get mine much past the tip when erect
>>25192996
And the blue wearing guy at the door is a cop aiming a gun xD
>>25193015
Are you sure? I don't think frogs can be police officers
>>25192984
I do exactly the same, why isn't there more people that do this?
>>25192532
Use toilet paper. It's not hard.
When I was a gross bastard I would just cum on myself (more specifically my shirt on my stomach) but I also didn't shower for weeks at a time and my shirt would get moldy so I don't recommend that
>>25193074
Because they lost their foreskin to the jew like good Amerigoys
>>25192682
Truth be told, its usually boxers. Tanktops are just for when I run out of boxers.
Which means I wash a load of all of my available boxers at least once a week.
I ejaculate into a shot glass which I clean in the sink afterwards.
>>25192611
the tissue bib is a great method, used it ever since I was 14 or so.
Recently I've moved on to just having toilet paper nearby and just cumming directly into it, cumming on myself is the most shameful feeling in the world, especially when it hits you in the mouth or some shit.
r8 my cum floor
>>25192812
>>25192812
this guy
i just use one paper tissue, no mess
you can just pull up pants and go back to playing video games/hating yourself/whatever
I just ejaculate on my belly, clean it with the inside of my boxers, and sleep in them. It's not as bad as it sounds honestly.
>>25193131
clean that room up m8
Cum on the floor and wipe it all off with paper towel or toilet paper
>>25192532
I eat it
I always take a shower afterwards. Typically I fap once every 2-4 days and I take my showers at around midnight everday, so my fap waits till I'm ready to shower.
No matter what I do, I always feel nasty after a fap unless I shower and even then, I never feel totally clean until my shower the next day. When I was younger I was a lot more shameless and would just wash my hands and let my load dry up all over my pubes though
Idk guys, in my mind, the image of a toilet paper roll sitting on my desk all days is a view of decadence and I don't want it to be my reality.
I'd rather try to contain it in my palm or whatever and drop it in the toilet.
i like cumming in paper bags. the sink is also good but it means have to use phone for porn.
honouroble mention to cumming in a glass and then inspecting it under a lamp
>>25192558
Yup. Me too. I dunno why people would fap at their PC. Use porn to get yourself hard, go to the toilet and finish. That easy, no fuss no muss
>>25192532
>open wardrobe
>take my cumrag
>fap
>let it dry on fresh air
>wash hands
>remove rag later
>washing it every week
I just fucking eat it, I can't be bothered anymore. I must have been eating my own cum for about 7 years now.
I have nice shiny hair :^)
In semi-related news, I tried my first lubed-up fap after a long 13 year career of only dry faps. I didn't much care for it. But I did manage to make the "fapfapfap" sound for the first time ever, that was kind of cool.
I wonder what the percentage is of lube-fappers to dry-fappers
>>25192688
>using the lube inside them
You poor boy. Did you asked you parents why did they mutilate you?
I keep sheet of paper(usually graded non-essential homework from a semester back) by my side and then when I'm about to blow, I take my left hand off and grab the paper. I blow my load onto the paper, fold it up, and then throw it in the trash.
lick my fingers, use a tissue downstairs. throw tissue away.
>>25193687
It's mostly cutfags who need to lube up.
>>25193681
Have you considered doing that for a living?
>>25193687
spit is pretty good lube, I don't need it after a few minutes anyways.
>>25193763
If I could make a living eating my own cum I would.
I hope you're not suggesting I eat the cum of other people you lewd robot
>>25193681
u srs, i might start doing this
don't want to waste those precious nutrients
>clean up
>not just bullfrogging and letting it all out in the toilet nice and clean
Fucking cutfags I swear.
>>25193787
of course I'm serious, I've done it for so long it's not even taboo to me now I just automatically do it after I fap
>>25192832
>>25192867
>>25192878
>>25192888
>>25192896
>>25192913
>>25192930
I once accidentally jizzed in my own mouth. I found some porn that I was so into that I was mouthbreathing while fapping, and when I jizzed way harder than I expected, it went right in.
Blech. I don't know how girls and gays do it.
>Not just wanking into a sock or flannel
I have a stack of printer paper which I sperg into at my desk
Before I sleep I just wipe it down the crusty left side of my bed.
>>25193785
Thats exactly what I was suggesting senpai.
If you're at such a low point already, you might as well make an easy living from it.
Are you afraid of what society will think or what ;^)
I cum on the carpet floor and wipe it with my foot until it's seeped in enough that you can't see white.
I masturbate by riding my dick into my mattress between my boxers and my shirt, so I cum in my boxers and let it dry up and clean it later. I don't mean to, I just lose control of my impulses early in the morning, and it lets me sleep easier. It is often to thoughts of incest or previous partners, including sister. just weird stuff overall, I need to cut it out.But yeah, it doesn't leave me with a lot of boxers and is kind of a pain
I just get my girlfriend to clean it up with her mouth. She loves the taste.
>>25193898
but that would be gay...
>>25193955
Eating anyone's cum, even yours, if p gay to be fair so its nothing new
>>25193687
Dry guy here. I've never used spit (nasty) or lube ever.
I just jizz into a plastic cup I keep between my bed and the wall.
Replace it away every once in a while.
I normally jerk right into my girlfriends mouth.
>>25192532
>Put a towel in my chair so it doesnt get dirty
>Proceed to fap
>Cum while fapping with both hands and thus getting my wee wee sticky with cum
>Go to the bathroom and clean self with toilet paper and water
>Put used towel into bathroom again if feeling devilish
>>25192532
>lean back in my chair
>align paper towel between stomach and dick
>blast on it
>fold
>wipe dick
>chuck it into trashcan under my table
>empty trashcan regularly
