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I was only 18 years old, I loved Trump so much. I had my room
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I was only 18 years old, I loved Trump so much. I had my room foiled with gold, and all the memorabilia and a custom fedora.

I prayed to Trump every night, thanking him for saying what I, what we all thought.

Trump is yooge, I'd say, Trump is life.

My faggot liberal father hears me and mentions something about fascism, but I know he's just jealous of the leadership of Trump. I call him a cuck.

My father disconnects the internet and goes to bed. I'm crying now and I've rubbed my cock off too much.

Suddenly I sense a presence in the room, I feel something cold approach me.

It's Trump.

He leans in close and says to me, "You're hired."

I fluster as I reorient my 500lb girth, I want to please Trump.

He takes off his golden pantaloons and reveals his 24k 12" dong. I slurp on it excitedly, I will show Trump I am loyal.

He yells a mighty yooge as he fills my throat with liquid assets.

My father opens the door.

Trump looks him dead in the eyes and says, "The power, the destruction of nuclear weapons... [i]it's very important to me.[/i]." He transforms into a miniature golf jet and leaves through my window.


Trump is yooge.
Trump is life.
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>>25192390
that's a 10 outta 10 faam
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>>25192390
>He transforms into a miniature golf jet and leaves through my window.
Lost. Just, just lost...
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>>25192390
LEAVE
THIS
FUCKING
SITE
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>>25193269
Trump fanboys belong to 9gag tho
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