According to the Buddhists, meditation leads to psychic powers called siddhis. Why don't you meditate for psychic powers, /r9k/? You can become a dark jedi like your autist hero Kylo Ren.
Op is right. Thanks to Buddhism, I discovered I was actually a Great Old One in my past life. I'm closer to using siddhi to regain my true form so I can then wreak havoc across your pitiful planet.
Thanks Buddha, I'll be sure to consume your biomass first!
>>25192114
Siddhis are typically a part of vajrayana buddhism. Vajrayana monks tell tourists that before outsiders came to Nepal/Tibet, yogis would fly between retreats.
It's either they're basically fucking with outsiders, or they believe these myths based on the very esoteric belief systems the Tibetans had before Buddhism came to the area.
>>25192114
Eight primary siddhis
In Hinduism, eight siddhis (Ashta Siddhi) or Eight great perfections (mahasiddhi) are known:[9]
reducing one's body even to the size of an atom
expanding one's body to an infinitely large size
becoming infinitely heavy
becoming almost weightless
having unrestricted access to all places
realizing whatever one desires
possessing absolute lordship
the power to subjugate all[10]
sounds like horse shit
>>25192415
I can subjugate other monsters that are aligned with me.
Meditation isn't as important as maintaining awareness, it just helps you towards that end.