>Well look who finally decided to wake up and come on out here
>Come on anon pull up a chair you're just in time!
What will you be doing on the day of the lonely r9k?
>hey he's alive!
>wow didn't even know he was here!
>>25192024
Hearing that shit pisses me off so much. Even just reading that made me rage a little.
No family
I suspect my housemates will do something retarded
If so I will avoid it
In the days following I'll get a whole lot of discounted christmas foods from the supermarket and have my own christmas dinner
the after christmas discounts are really the best time to have your christmas dinner
I was going to invite my girlfriend over but a few weeks ago my mom commented about how she's fat and now my girlfriend hasn't wanted to come over since
Maybe I should stop dating fat girls but I literally find them more attractive than thin/fit girls. All the qt average girls have chad orbiters
>tfw it's well estabilished within my family that I'm a robot
>tfw noone even bothers to acknowledge me and I can play vidya games in peace
>>25192118
>my girlfriend
does she have a feminine penis?
>>25191957
>looks like sleeping beauty finally woke up
ha.. good one dad
>what have you been doing up there anon?
nothing mom just relaxing
>oh he just goes on his computer
>my son does that too, that's how these kids are now they'd rather play their games then enjoy christmas
*sigh* and sit down at table, "can someone pass the ham"
If i don't show up my mom will spend christmas alone.
>>25193102
are all middle-class families the same?
>>25192149
Same here, I'm also a drunk ;)
