"You wanted to see me Mr. Steinbrenner?"
George you Jew, did I ever tell you how much of a Jew you were? Anyway where was I? You know those little hats your people wear? What do they call them, yahtzee? I would sure like to know who it was that first thought of the idea of them. How do they even stay on you head? It's like wearing a hat your hat would wear, and another thi-