>Go out with my tinder date
>I'm 26
>Shes 40
>Everything going well
>Definitely going to get that pussy
>We pay, get up and leave.
>As we walk out we see a group of pristine cuties, beautiful legs, big ass, tits, the whole lot
>"Ask her if she remembers when she used to look that good."
>And then mention if she missed having great legs like that
>She gives me an odd look like i killed her unborn
>Quiet in the car, nearly at my place when she tells me she wants to go home and wants to cut it short
>Tells me not to contact her again
why the fuck do i always have to ruin everything.
>>25190603
>She's 40
Come on man you can do better.
>>25190603
I don't into women, but even I know that isn't something they like to hear.
Because you're a normie and don't belong on /r9k/.
Holy shit OP you are one rude autismal
>>25190642
It was only a joke.
>>25190634
Girls my age are all up themselves and expect a 1010 looking male who is a surgeon with a Ferrari and Lamborghini in his garage.
Plus i like older women.
>>25190634
>you actually believe this!
OP. Just give up. People like you don't deserve nice things
>>25190702
>it was just a joke bruh XD
>>25190702
Which bit was the funny part - this bit where you were an obnoxious cunt or the bit where you were an obnoxious cunt?
>>25190725
But it was, it's not even fucking rude. At least i didn't think so. I didn't think before saying it but even now it doesn't seem so hard.
Maybe women are just too sensitive?
>>25190745
or maybe you're just autistic.
>>25190745
Gee, anon. I don't think I've ever heard of a woman being overly-sensitive...
>>25190818
I've never be diagnosed, so I'm not autistic.
>>25190821
Alright, so i'm not 120% to be blamed here.
>>25190745
Well now you know how "sensitive" they are, just keep your trap shut about anyone else when you're with someone. Don't compare, don't mention what 'was' or 'could be' or 'potential'. Just shut the fuck up and get on with the night.
>>25190745
so if she said something like don't you wish you had a strong muscular chest, handsome thick dark hair and a sexy deep voice like that group of young college boys would you be ok with that
>>25190860
Took like a month of chatting, and shes my only good match out of two other fat bimbos.
I cant handle this.
>>25190840
Youre definitely autistic if you cant pick up on simple social etiquette. Or maybe you just wanted to set yourself up to fail because you couldnt handle the stress her turning you down for just being you.
>>25190944
Well look, to be fair r9k always says to be yourself, i was being myself. I like to joke around. Maybe you guys set me up to fail on purpose?
so you dropped a massive sick burn on her and you actually believe that she over reacted by not wanting to continue to see you? i'm surprised she even got in the car with you
>>25190702
>It was only a joke
Bahahaha. No it wasn't, faggot. It was a put down.
You're not in nursery anymore. Using "it was only a joke" when you've said something out of line doesn't work. You not only showed you were eyeing up other women while in her company, you put her down and tried to play on her insecurity.
Damn right she wouldn't be spreading her legs for you.
>30 years old
>women my age are old and busted
>21 year olds and younger thing I'm a disgusting creep
Don't live to be 30, guys. Take up some sort of tobacco habit and get cancer or something since suicide is frowned upon.
>>25190979
>i was being myself
Kek, I can't believe someone actually fell for the ultimate normie meme. Everyone here jokes about how that's such shitty advice.
>>25190979
You dont have to say everything youre thinking to be yourself. When I go I dates, there are plenty of times I wanted to call the girls idiots, but I didnt because I wanted pussy and I got it.
>>25190997
>You not only showed you were eyeing up other women while in her company
And so fucking what? it's not like i was going to marry her. Every-time i come on here theres some new dating rules.
>>25191024
>not pumping and dumping delicious milfs
you should have told her "ITS JUST A PRANK BRO"
Pretty funny tho family
>>25190603
I refuse to believe that this is true. Either this is bait, or you're the least self aware person on the planet.
>>25191121
Its ok to eye other women anon. Whats not ok is asking her if she remembers when she used to look that good. Thats literally the worst thing you couldve said to her. You couldve just said "that girl was hot", not nearly as bad as what you said.
>>25190603
>>25190702
It was a learning experience but you shouldn't say stuff that reminds her of her age. Just pick your balls up and try again, don't listen to these autistic perma virgins.
The best thing about this thread is just how much of a total fucking loser OP and just how in denial he is about it all.
You're a stupid, worthless piece of shit, OP.
>>25190979
you fucking idiot, you're not supposed to be yourself
if people liked you for who you are you wouldn't be on this board to begin with, you dense motherfucker
>>25191121
This one's not new, it's probably the oldest one in the dating book. The minute Eve's daughter hit puberty, Adam started catching shit for looking at her.
Alright well as they say.. aint that some shit.
I'm taking in everything people are saying here, though i still believe she way overacted. I had that pussy at my fingertips and it slipped.
>>25190603
You might be able to save yourself Op. Try telling her you were having an awful day, make some shit up and you took it out on her. That way she wont think youre an autist who says stupid things and instead shell think you meant to hurt her.
>>25191325
Yes, she overreacted, but it's pointless to dwell on that because just about every woman worth your time is going to react the same way.
>>25191384
She didnt overreact, Op looked like a total sperg when he spilt spaghetti everywhere.
>>25191423
>Quiet in the car, nearly at my place when she tells me she wants to go home and wants to cut it short
Reasonable reaction to OP being an absolute twat
>Tells me not to contact her again
I think that's an overreaction
>>25191461
I agree, but I think its different when its the FIRST date. Why invest more time into someone like Op when he just revealed his power level ?
>>25191461
>>Tells me not to contact her again
>I think that's an overreaction
not really
unlike OP she has more than one choice
it's not any different from going to a different restaurant after receiving bad service
>>25191507
>>25191522
I did not realise it was a first date. OP, you are a fucking moron.
>>25191325
You think she over reacted to your rude, blatant, not funny at all insults?
You're seriously going to sit here and STILL insist you did nothing wrong, aren't you?
>>25191329
>this is what omegas believe
One - that is a pitiful excuse. Two - she know nows he's the pathetic sort of person who takes his frustrations out on people who don't deserve it.
Don't ever post your opinions here ever again.
I hope this is b8 OP
I've never went on a date, I've never even talked to a girl 1 on 1, and even I know not to say stupid shit like that.
>trading your youth for some used up pussy
Simps everyone.
>>25192480
Middle aged women(30-40s) are amazing, wish I could be in his place 2bh
OP was obviously just negging her. Good job, OP, you got her like putty in your hand now
>>25192511
>negging
>>25192506
how are used goods amazing, are you a retard?
women age like milk
>normalfags will now read this and apply it towards ALL robots, adding more ammo to their generalization cannons
Thanks OP
