Hey guys, today I'll be showing you how to do the perfect "e-yeeey".
What is e-yeeey?
The term "e-yeeey" has been developed to be the antithesis of REE. This means that rather than saying it when something displeases you or sets off any neurological disorders you may have, e-yeeey is used when something pleases you.
For example:
Interracial relationships are wrong.
e-yeeey.
Now that we've defined e-yeeey, let's see how to create a perfect one.
First, you'll need to establish a resonance in your voice. Try doing this exercise below:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NXoK3YqCdG
You should keep this in mind when you're making your e-yeeey. Without the resonating base your e-yeeey will not sound as good. Next is the tone.
Here is my e-yeeey without the resonating base. Please be weary of the volume:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qyw8HfFeUm
Can you see how shrill and unappealing this e-yeey is? I won't be using this one anytime soon!
The trick here is to combine resonance and tone together to create the perfect pitch for your e-yeeey.
Tempo is also important. Perfect e-yeeys stretch out in the middle to extenuate the resonance in your voice. Here is a recording of me humming the perfect tempo for an e-yeey:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02KjqUWy5I7
Finally, putting together all the knowledge we have learned today we can make that perfect e-yeeey! Sit up straight, breath deeply a few times and say an e-yeeey keeping in mind the resonance, pitch and tempo. It should sound a bit like this:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DTKBgbLkiu
Thank you for reading this guide. Feel free to post your results below for study.
>>25190138
oh jesus christ my fucking sides
Thanks OP
I really needed this laugh today
>>25190138
wow this really changed my life, here are my first lowly attempts at e-yeeying can I please get a rating on this, friends?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wFZC8KvFU6
It's good, but I think it needs to be a little deeper.
Though these words are from a newly formed "e-yeeey"er so do with that as you will.
How would you rate mine?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j1mBA5yIPp
>>25190138
>the tone one
oh sweet jesus fuck
this is the spiciest meme on the market right now folks
>>25190314
People need to hear the approval in your voice when you e-yeeey.
>>25190352
Your pitch and resonance is great but you seem a little unsure.
>>25190429
Alright then, how's this?
I even closed my eyes and made little meditation finger thingies.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OnJjup15f5
>>25190460
Better. You floundered a bit at the end but I could tell you were happy.
E-YEEEYYYYYY
This is odd
e yeeeeeeeeeeey
>>25190138
THIS WILL NEVER BE A MEME FUCK OFF REDDIT
>>25190486
Thank you, I will continue making e-yeeeey's and make a mental note to e-yeeeey whenever something fortunate happens to me.
Thanks again OP
>>25190517
e-yeeeyy
>>25190138
>That fucking first one
>>25190513
there's an -
>the one without the resonating base
holy fuck, i cannot stop laughing
bumping for more e-yeeeeeys
>>25190138
LOL
jesus christ what has my sense of humor become
>tfw no resonating bass to your voice
>tfw your e-yeeeys all sound like the second vocaroo link
>>25191542
>you will never have a balanced e-yeeeeey
Normies will never know this feel.
>>25191573
At least I know that my pleasure is true and that I can e-yeeey in my heart if not with my voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I3Bm2e5EO8
is my e-yeeey up to par?
>>25191607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q1D0sEIReR
this is my e-yeey in honor of yours
great one my man
To be honest we need more e-yeeeys without the resonating base.
>>25190138
i like the first one better
>>25191630
http://vocaroo.com/
I feel like it should be accompanied with an inverse of FUCKING NORMIES as well
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AjF2bh63hu
dodongos
https://youtu.be/Kie9sdDG1Ko
>>25191726
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AjF2bh63hu
excuse me but your e-yeeey appears to be completely off form, did you try practicing?
please raise your attention to the OP and look at the links he's provided on how the perfect and optimize your ''e-yeeey''. i eagerly await your results!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tM3O5S1HTa
voicelets, how does it feel to not be able to enjoy making the perfect pitched e-yeeey?
>>25191713
oops forgot to copy the right link
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VQ3Yojk6CW
>>25191762
>he doesn't internally e-yeeey
You think they e-yeeyed right before the planes hit?
> see woman being hit
e-yeeey
>last day of class before 12 day break
e-yeeey
bump e-yeeey
>fresh memes
e-yeeeey
>>25194199
>>25193358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s075ZZC3LtMt
Please rate my first e-yeeey.
>>25190138
Don't stay so close to the mic you retard, proximity effect is going to murder you.
E-yeeey for this helpful advice thread.
Eyeeee OP
E-yeeeey sports, it's in the bass.
>>25194501
4.2/10
More depth in voice is needed. Your tone is not correct either, you need to express joy.
>>25195507
Underrated postFuck the row boat
>>25195936
I e-yeeey with this anon.
>death in the family
e-yeeey
![81yTqYRvDCL._SL1500_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OUJz3vp.jpg "81yTqYRvDCL._SL1500_[1].jpg")
Here's my chocolatey attempt OP.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s174bN7DWkti
