Shit in porn that pisses you off
>mfw the camera man starts talking
>guy randomly slapping at a girl's clit with the palm of his hand while she pretends to cum
>about to nut
>camera pans to the dudes sweaty face
>>25189840
looks like you just became gay
>title says your fetish
>it happens for 1% of the video
>Watching an orgy
>People not participating just cheering in the background obnoxiously
>guy advertises his mixtape mid scene
>chad thundercock doesn't know how to look into the viewfinder so everything is too close up
> guy starts talking
>non pov cameraman thinks that people want to watch a guys butt as he has sex with a woman
>guy moans
>Japanese men in general
>Any college video
>"YOOOO THIS IS CRAAAAAZZZZZYYY"
>asian girls that arent western squeal like they're being raped
>some of them might be sex slaves
No matter how many times i jack it to shit like that, it still distrubs me
>>25189840
>>25189846
yes, comeing when the camera is on the guy make me feel gay
>>25190006
This so much.
It sounds more like they are getting scissors shoved in their clits instead of a benis.
>>25189797
they do that one thing you like for 3 seconds, then back to the boring shit , also when the guy is more than just a dick
>When the guy talks
>"Awww yeee! Look at dem titties!
>>25190132
what kinda porn are you watching cuck
when there isn't a big story with serious acting and characters I cannot enjoy it at all.
>>25190152
Made the mistake of looking at 3DPD shit.
Now I am sticking with 2D.
>When they spit in her clit because it's beef jerky down there.
>oil starts being poured
>the guy puts it in her butthole when there's a perfectly good pussy 2 inches away
>she spits the cum out instead of swallowing
>she does the "fuck me, oh yeah" thing
>she has fake tits
also these
>>25189840
>>25190132
when the guy cums into a cup/spoon/whatever and the girl drinks it.
>they start doing foot-related activities without warning
I don't know what the appeal is, family
>he cums inside her and you don't get to see a closeup of his ejaculating cock
WHAT A WASTE OF TIME!
>japanese people start kissing
>>25190270
What.
What the fuck?
>Spoon
Kek
>>25190304
anon, you might be a homo, check this board out and tell me if you feel at home.
>>>/lgbt/
>>25189797
>69 scene
>camera guy focuses on girl sucking dick and not the dude eating her out
Porn is such cuckoldry
When the guy isn't black
>>25189797
>get really turned on during the undressing part
>mfw scene goes from talking on the couch directly to the girl getting doggy styled
>>25190006
Vid for reference?
>>25189840
Oh god I hate it when that happens
>30 minute video
>20 minutes of blowjob
WHY
>Guy slaps the chicks ass so hard it's like raw red by the end of the video
I just feel sympathy for the chick
>>25190430
this a million times. bj videos are so boring. i need some, albeit fake, moaning and such to get off. bjs are for real life, not video.
>>25190286
As a footfag this pisses me off, but not for the reason you might think. I totally agree with you that inserting foot scenes into porn is retarded. It just forces people like me to scroll to the one scene we like, and it only serves to kill your boner.
>>25190233
spiting out the cum is the fucking worst,
JUST SWALLOW IT, IT'S YOUR FUCKING JOB! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>cum in mouth
>the girl immediately spits it down her chin like its fucking poisonous
Like seriously? You're a fucking pornstar and you refuse to swallow? It's your one job!
Also
>porn set in a hospital, girls as nurses
>begins with them in character pretending to treat the patient
>5 minutes later everything is forgotten, the nurse costume is off and its just another generic porno
Only the Jap's have got this right. Nurses stay in character right to the end.
>>25190430
>>25190474
The only time a bj vid can be good is if it's PoV, two or more girls, and really really sloppy with lots of saliva and heavy breathing
>>25190474
Don't be such a fag. Watching a dude eat a chick out is even worse. So what, no oral at all? BORING.
>>25190496
It also only lasts for like 1-2 minutes at the absolute maximum. So not only is it a pointless boner kill for the non footfag, it's also completely underwhelming to the actual footfag.
>>25190367
when the guy is black
>>25190505
>>the girl immediately spits it down her chin like its fucking poisonous
Only vid I've seen where I thought that was hot was one where a girl was being "punished" by her principal or something. Her disdain for his cum was pretty hot
>The girl is riding on a dick and all you see is her asscheecks
>video is titled POV
>it isn't POV
> Awww you hab such nice titties!
> What a nice little puss mmm
> such a pretty lil' poop-shoot!
Why the fuck are you saying this sped shit ? ?? It's the exact same parts every other girls has you FUCKBOY.
>>25189797
>dirty talking
>looking at the camera
>>25189797
oh boy where do i begin
>girl has great tits, but they skim over them in seconds and go straight to close up shots of her vag
>girl has great ass and they just focus and fucking it hard instead of showing it to the camera
>guy clearly isn't into it one bit and the girl just flops around on his already floppy dick that has clearly been pumped
>guy can't even get hard but has "MONSTER COCK"
>guy that is way to old, like holyshit theres that one Cuban lookin old fucker that has a huge dick, but like he just looks like he is going to die any second when he is on screen. he has a little mole above the penis
>America "Pro" porn in general is really shitty, all real pro porn is imho
also
>guy cant cum and jsut sits there with a blank face and talks about how great that was
>weird looking dicks
> "teen" porn
They're in their 20s or 30s and have obviously had kids already.
Only one I find funny is the facial abuse camera guy making fun of the sluts.
He makes some comedy gold remarks.
>>25190637
>guy can't cum in porn
Does this actually happen?
>>25190669
This
At the least can we get some real teens :/
> Anal, but her asshole is so wide and so much lube is added that there isn't even any apparent friction
>>25190695
Uh, no, you can't, because that's illegal.
>>25189797
>blowjobs that last forever
>the girl on top for most of the video
like, god fucking damnit, I just want to see a bitch getting POUNDED, holy shit is that too much to ask for?
>>25190703
>anal in general
Why can't they ever just take the ass and titty fuck the ass? Like really? I've seen it only a couple times and it's super fucking GOAT.
>that one MILF video where the guy just sits there akwardly while a super sex milf just sucks him off then as soon as he inserts he blows his load and smiles. i dont even think he touches he once with his hands
>When the chick rolls her eyes back in ecstasy with a fake grin on her face
Like I really buy that.
>>25190737
18 and 19 year old porn is illegal. Thanks, chief. You can fuck off now.
>>25190737
No shit. But if they're making porn with "teens," then they should actually follow through and have 16-17 year old stars. Because wtf not?
>The girl shouting OH YEAH FUCK ME OH YEAH YOUR DICK IS SO BIG OH YEAH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>The girl still moaning when the guy's dick is well out of her
>>25189797
>grill on grill
>kissing for over half the video
>starts dirty talking
>is bad at dirty talking
>you can tell shes new to porn and sex
>video has all the tags
>black grill white guy
>ugliest black chick ever
>shes blond
>not enough curly hair white grill vids
>she latina
>shes also fat
>>25190791
>Implying real 18 year olds do porn
lmfao
>>25190799
Uh, because those websites would be put on an FBI watchlist.
>>25190747
This is my feel for most Abella Anderson vids. She's hot, but I wish she'd just get her shit fucked up
She is supposed to be a "teen" and looks 40
Ladyboy scenes with the same hairy guy in a mask
Same guy and girl, always, in different scenes
Any foot stuff
Guys who talk, moan, more than the woman
Camera guy chatter
POV being filmed by a cameraman
Dude has a limp dick, squeezes the base to keep it semi hard
All that fucking makeup
Fake tits
Chicks covered in tattoos
Censored Jap
Prolapse scenes
Gangbangs
Urine and scat
Vomiting
Trannies that are don't even try, just a random fag with makup and a bra on
Fatties
Close up of some dudes sd ass
Pulling a dick out of ass/pussy and slapping on her leg
Niggers
>>25190329
Yeah what the fuck is up with that shit.
>>25190824
Why? What difference is there between 16 and 18? Fucking nothing
Also
>hurrrrr 18 year olds dunt do porn XD
Kill yourself
>Ass so big you can't even see penetration
>Tits so big they're practically balloons on the edge of a string
>>25190887
>What difference is there between 16 and 18?
About a 5-10 year prison sentence
>Japanese guy just starts slurping the girls pussy
>his dick starts bleeding from an obvious herpes sore but the other dude keeping sucking anyway
>>25190847
>Same guy and girl, always, in different scenes
There's a redhead who does a lot of scenes with the same guy, turns out they're married.
>>25190669
there is teen porn, 18 and 19 year olds are doing it all the time
>horribly scarred dicks that barely get hard and are clearly "enhanced"
just fuck my dick up
>>25190887
One is 16 and one is 18
There is a reason for that you know
>>25190887
this, age of consent is dump, im not talking about kids, im talking about teens 18 is some how magic number
>tfw I cannot stand studio porn
It is just too fake for me. Anyone else?
I watch more homemade/hidden cam type shit nowadays.
>>25190910
>justifying such cuckoldry when it's objectively bullshit
Also I didn't miss out on teen sex, where's muh 5-10 years?
http://xhamster.com/movies/5456314/suck_cock_fag.html
why are his balls all the way up his shaft like that?
>>25190918
Do you have even one piece of porn where this happens?
>rimjob scene
>"can you taste what he had for lunch? ahahahhaha "
the fucking cameraman comments are always bad
>>25190948
I don't save porn. But it has been seen. I'm not even gay.
>>25190530
its just not personally stimulating, dick. id rather my gf do it than watch some other dude get it done to him. a mouth feels much better than a lubed up hand.
no lie, it does get me aroused, but i need the sound of the woman "nearing climax" to get myself off fully. not saying youre wrong for disagreeing with me, but what youre assuming is im saying my personal preference is the same as a complete truth for everyone, which is stupid and dumb.
>Girls who suck on the guy's nipples
I know this is very prevalent in Jap porn, it's just fuckin weird.
>lesbian video
>no cuddles
>no passionate sloppy kisses
>not even close to eachother
>just dildoing her pussy dryly like pic related
>>25190806
>Guy: *gets dick out*
>Girl: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYEHHHHHHH OHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMM
HIS DICK ISN'T ANYWHERE NEAR YOU, YOU STUPID SLUT.
Also, close-ups of dick-in-vagina. It's like 90% dick and balls. Why do some porn directors insist on this shot being the majority of a scene?
>>25190962
its great senpai, specially when they do it to you
>>25190918
>>25190948
i'd like to see this too
>>25190929
Uh, because age is a human concept? All a year is, is one complete cycle around the sun. That can differ based on your planet or orbit, ie age doesn't mean shit
>>25190936
I seen nothing wrong with a 17 year old banging on film
>>25190962
ikr
I've even had my nipples sucked one time while my gf watched me fap, and I thought THAT was weird. I don't need to see some other guy getting his sucked.
>>25190942
this, theres a lot of shit homemade as well, in fact most porn sucks
>When the pop up ads are hotter then the actual video
>search creampie porn
>99% is cuck shit, the rest is ugly bitches
I just want to see cute girls being cummed inside, preferable amateur
>>25190942
There's a reason why "amateur" porn is one of the most searched things in the past couple years, everyone's tired of old oiled up fake bimboes.
>Noticing the self harm scars on the actresses
>Watching a 50 minute long video where it's a college orgy
>The really hot one finally getting bent over
>The fucking video cuts to the other girl who is ugly getting fucked in a different position
Holy shit my balls were heated
>>25190958
>my gf
>/r9k/
OUT NOW!
>>25191005
There's a good Asa Akira one on youporn
>sexy teen babysitter
>she looks 28
>because she is
>Doggy style that's not PoV
What's the point?
>>25191006
Yea and most of that shit isn't even amateur th.b.
>it's "doggy style" but there's no dog
FALSE ADVERTISING
>hot ass lesbian action
>suddently black man
>guy shoves fingers into the girls mouth (WHY HOW IS THAT ATTRACTIVE)
>THE PORNO SOLEY FOCUSES ON THE FUCKING GENITALS, like 5 minutes ZOOMED INTO FUCKING GENITALS, I DONT WANT TO SEE DICK AND PUSSY I WANT TO SEE THE GIRLS BODY AND HER CUTE FEATURESS, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>the camera man sounds likea fucking truck driver and makes snarky comments
"How old R u babe"
"turn around"
"oh yeah, that's really nice, YEAH"
>when the guy talks shit and abuses the girl and the girl pretend she likes it (fuck this makes me rage, kills the whole immersion)
>dick is small
>the dude is fatass fucking a hot girl
I mean I can go on
>>25191035
just because i have a girl that decided she liked me enough to stick around with me? i also have a stable job, my own place and dont freeze up in some social situations.
doesnt mean im not a shut in, alcoholic who prefers the company of myself to others.
>she has a tattoo thus ruining the schoolgirl or innocent daughter fantasy
>it's 3D
>>25191109
yes tell more
>Fucking a girl next to a girl who's "sleeping"
>not into incest at all
>love the possibility of getting caught
>not into exhibitionism or public sex
>the only videos where they have to be secretive are those faux-incest pornos
>these videos are fucking awful 99.999% of the time ("Yes brother! fuck your sister's pussy! Father would be so mad if he saw brother and sister fucking!")
This is the shit I have to put up with.
>"Flash" videos
Fuck these things, there's nothing hot about going into a remote part of a mall at a dead time of the day and flashing your rack.
>>25191149
When you find that golden milf video and the title is
"SON GETTING FUCKED BY HIS OWN MOTHER"
now I can't jerk off because technically it tricks my subconscious mind into thinking that he actually is fucking his own mother, and now it's a lot harder to jerk off for me and WHEN I DO I HAVE FLASHES AND IMAGES AND SOMETIMES THOUGHTS OF MY OWN FUCKING MOTHER WHICH I DONT WANT TO THINK ABOUT!
>>25189797
>emo girl
>just some fucking hipster with shitty tattoos
I only watch hentai so it's perfect every time. I literally can't get off to people in porn now, it's so gross compared to the animation of a good hentai OVA
>>25191202
yes, every time
>oh fuck hot MILF
>think about mommy
>get soft and cant get it back up
>get blue balls
Black men
>various grunts and jungle whoops
>Aww shiiiet yeeeh dem dat dem aww wuyeeeh ooga booga
>Can not shut the fuck up for a single second
>obnoxious nigger noises louder than the womans moans
>Dem dum duppi dippy three fiddy dippy doo yee yee yee
>>25191214
>watching hentai
doujins are better desu
>>25190400
watch any asian on asian porn
>>25191265
Nah Oni Chichi is god tier
>>25191374
Hentai's alright, but a well drawn doujinshi is waaaaay better. Jerking off to well drawn art, feels good man.
