What's your weird sexual fetish/fantasy?
>>25189772
This picture made me kek and spit out my apple juice.
My fetish is to be naked on my hands/knees around 8-9 of the cutest girls I know at my school, while they suck my toes, gag on my dick, lick my ass, suck on my fingers, make out with me and lick/bite my nipples. Pure, immaculate worship at its finest form.
I want a girl to have to pee but not and she just holds her pee as we make out and I tie her to her bed and keep making out with her and she still has to pee so as an incentive to keep her from peeing on her bed I put something of hers between her legs that can't get wet like her phone or something so that if she pees she will ruin her phone and I'll play with her nipples and make out with her and make her suck my dick until she pees herself and ruins her sheets and her phone.
>>25189772
The funny thing about your image is that one theory as to why human womens breasts became so developed is as an analogue of female apes butts being large as an indicator of attractiveness as we switched from walking like apes to walking upright.
I want a charismatic guy to call me baby and ask me to give him sugar. He must have a heavy brow bone and huge chin and jaw.
>>25189772
mother and their daughters. daughters eating their mother's pussy, fingering her in pussy and ass. the mother doing the same to the daughter.
>>25189772
Selfcest. I want a copy of me. We'd get /fit/ together and then do monthly 1-on-1 challenges like SSB(No items, 3 stocks, FD) to see who gets to be the bottom and shave their body.
>>25190704
I've heard this theory and it doesn't make sense. It's not like butts are invisible when standing upright or something.
>tfw no qt bf to petplay with me
I just want to be cute kitten ;-;
>>25192146
no, we used to have sex in the doggy style position but then we moved to missionary as we started walking upright
>>25192267
Why? Is the missionary more efficient or something? t. virgin.
Soapy fetish. Anything soapy (bubble baths especially) turn me on a lot.
Tbh, weird as it is I think I lucked out getting this fetish. I mean, think about it- society asks everyone to bathe regularly, so I know that pretty much every girl I ever meet gets naked and rubs soap all over their body, on a regular basis. I might've gotten the all-time easiest fantasy to fulfill.
my current fantasy is that a cute girl with super strength will effortlessly force me to have sex with her and there is nothing I can do about it but play along.
if I even gave a hint of resistance she could just squeeze my hand too hard until it was too painful to continue for example.
kind of a shitty one seeing as it can't exist in reality
That image is easily one of the funniest things I've seen on r9k
No especially weird fetishes I don't think. Not real life ones anyway. If it's drawn, I like feet and dickgirls but other than that I'm pretty much vanilla.
>>25192336
wrong webm
actual one is over filesize
>>25192314
I don't get this fetish. Soap tastes gross and burns your dick. If anything it's one material that shouldn't be associated with sex.
cp and loli
>>25192602
I like loli, but CP is disgusting
do you mean like younger than puberty?
>>25192621
12-16
>>25192647
glad im not attracted to anything super illegal desu
good luck staying out of prison anon.
I like to hurt people for sexual gratification.
>>25192647
I know this feel too.
I find girls that age physically attractive but think the idea of actually doing anything with them is disgusting, both because it's horribly wrong to them and because children are actually completely unbearable to deal with.
I fantasize about some kind of disease going around that turns adult women's bodies back into those of young girls, which would be a double win because not only could I fuck lolis without guilt or legal consequences, but I'd also have a leg up because there'd be a whole population of women with adult sexual appetites but who most normie men won't be willing to sleep with.
I want to be a hot tranny, seduce lesbians, and convert them to the ways of cock.
I want to get fucked by dogs.
I want to tase a girl and fuck her limp body like a doll
>>25193059
What if I just fumble around while fucking you and stay inside after I cum until it gets soft.
>>25193025
the one doing the sucking in your image is a boy tho
>>25193101
You don't have a knot and don't run at like 1.15x normal human body temperature, it's not the same. You also don't smell like a wet carpet, but I guess that's an easy thing to fix.
I need a woman who acknowledges that I find women obnoxiously hot.
Whenever I tell a girl or girlfriend that women are TOO hot and that they are like walking nuclear explosions of sex appeal, they're like "ummm we're still people you know!!! that upsets me!!" and my boner just decides to go into hibernation for the winter.
I need a girl who takes some sadistic weird joy in the fact that just poking her boob so that it jiggles makes my entire brain shut off, and that I hate her a little bit for it. Or who will taunt me about how I can't get any work done if she shows her butt.
It's not quite just a sexual thing, it's something actually psychologically cathartic. You walk around all day never able to address the elephant in the room that they're so fucking beautiful. You have to pretend you don't notice.
My sexual fantasy is to be with someone who actually wants to be with me in some fashion, emotionally and physically.
I'm so unappealing that sex with me is probably classified as a paraphilia.
>>25193173
>You don't have a knot
then at some random point I'll put one finger on the top and one finger on the bottom of my cock.
> don't run at like 1.15x normal human body temperature
Get a space heater to feel warm.
>You also don't smell like a wet carpet,
After a few days of not showering I kinda do.
>>25193147
Oh, is it? It was tagged as a girl on the booru.
>>25190855
but its normal for all daughters to fool around a bit with their moms right. right?
>>25193194
tfw I want to have this effect on my oneitis but I'm too ugly
every time I try to show him my body he just looks blankly and turns away, saying something like "okay" or "gross" or "i'm not interested" or "i'm busy"
people gaining weight
>>25193194
thats some art shit you gotta express through painting or music or poems or some shit dude, no one can ever understand that feel as well as you do.
>>25193222
Seems legit. The space heater sounds dangerous, though, fuck that. I've hurt myself enough times on my baseboard units that were cranked up too high.
>You also don't smell like a wet carpet,
That's something I've found is actually hard to replicate.
I wish someone would bottle whatever it is that makes dogs smell the way they do, it makes me super aroused. Best perfume ever. Not bitch stank, just general clean dog fur smell. It can't be hard for an actual perfume-maker or zoological firm or w/e to manufacture, but I guess one weirdo on the internet isn't a big enough market to justify it ;_;
>>25189772
tickling desu
Blushing
>>25189772
I have a kissing fetish, wet and deep ones, with sucking on each other's tongues and the string of saliva when they separate. I don't want another girl to spit in my mouth or anything but it would be pretty okay if she drooled a bit.
>>25193335
Forgot to include this image
>>25192467
if soap burns dicks, what do guys wash with?
>>25192314
Got anymore of this chick, anon?
>>25192467
>burns your dick
what the fuck do you wash with, industrial pipe cleaner?
>tfw no gf to go down on
>>25193378
I know that feel very well tbqh senpai
>>25193025
This is a good fetish/fantasy.
>>25193194
I wish my bf was like this. I want him to get completely aroused when he sees me and fuck me like he thinks I'm a goddess.
>>25193879
>I want him to get completely aroused when he sees me and fuck me like he thinks I'm a goddess.
>Have a gf of 2 years and do exactly that
>still leaves
Does Party city still put oxygen in their helium tanks or was that a myth?
Wedgie/underwear tighty whities briefs/granny pantie briefs Fetish
>Mfw
>>25194154
cute girl and good taste
https://u.teknik.io/kgHgkc.webm
am I on facebook?
whats with all these normie fetishes?
>>25194183
Thanks m8inb4 unoriginal comment
>>25193361
Femfresh. It's a PH neutral, soap free wash intended for washing your "intimate area".
Being turned into a trap by a cute girl and then whored out to perverted men.
>>25194227
That thing looks scary
>>25189772
>fetish
Neko
Gentle femdom
>fantasy
Get rapet by a women
And get a bj from my crush
>>25194227
oh my god this is my fucking fetish
i'm honestly considering buying a couple of kigurimi and hiring an escort to wear them while i fuck her
>tfw finally fuck an anime
I want to take a fat girl to the gym and work her like a sweaty hog until she can barely walk and then go home and have hot sweaty post-gym sex
Porn of this is not as common as I would like. They always do pussy exercises like half-situps or 1.0 on the treadmill.
crying
not in a super cruel way, but kind of cruel is ok
>>25192314
I'm 99% positive those tits are fake as fuck.
>>25194183
Only thing with my fetish is the panties or tighty whities have to be Hanes or Fruit of the looms to turn me on, if it's not those brands of underwear it's a turn off for some reason, like >>25194355 i can't tell if she has purple Hanes on her waistband it irks me tbqh
>>25194491
Not my fetish but it was amusing to picture the process of the cute girl giving the boy some of her suggestive apparel to wear, doing his make-up, and verbally coaching him how to act convincingly. After the montage she would tell him that he is going to make such a dirty slut and that this was such a great idea of hers. Wouldn't make a bad movie, effiminate boy hangs out at cute girl's place but then she gets a wild idea to make him over.
>>25194227
Goddamn that's creepy
>>25194554
>>25196302
normies get out
original comment fuck robot
I want to smell and lick Rose's armpits so bad. Whether after a shower or a long sweaty day, I want her body odor. I want her to be a little weirded out by it but think it's funny when I ask if I can lick her pits. She'll laugh because it tickles.
Even if it's winter so she hasn't shaved in a while, I don't care, I want her smell, I want to taste that sweat.
Traps make me hornier than real women do
>>25195053
I can tell that it's cotton matierial so it looks like it is Hanes but I want to see Hanes on the waistband of her purple granny panties so effing bad
>>25193194
I had something like this once, she would rub my leg under the table during conversations to see me go blank eyed and would sometimes move my hand to her breast while sitting on the couch
>>25194227
Kigurumi isn't that weird really, I'd be more into itbut I can't get over the desire to kiss in a fantasy during sex and that cut in intimacy is a biyt too much at times
>>25197820
>Kigurumi isn't that weird really
alright, mate, what's weird to you?
I want to be held down by a fat, lactating woman with huge breasts and be forced to drink every last drop of milk she produces.
>>25197955
Defication and other bodily fluids that should send warning signals instead of arousal signals, violence beyond standard bdsm like wound fucking or bleeders, and just stuff that plain shouldn't be arousing
Kig is like calling latex or high heels or masked sex weird, you're just wearing extraneous things that arouse you because of signals from your culture and/or the desire for anonymous sex
Want a submissive girl desu. Not like "do everything", but is actively willing to make that a part of our lifestyle. Will spread ass on demand for plugging/pounding, sleeps at the foot of the bed, wears clothes I pick, sucks me off before eating from a bowl on the floor, etc
Less extreme version: pet play is cute
>>25193025
>>25193147
>>25193236
Is there a sauce for this? Sorry for asking, spoonfeeding and such, but i'm horrible at navigating the sites that have this pic.
really anything involving diapers
girls wearing them, girls forcing me to wear them, whatever works
>>25193964
>>25193879
>>25193194
I wish i valued women this highly. The only reason i don't have a girlfriend, and that i've never had one, is that i just can't put together the effort, which stems from a lack of motivation.
Whenever i see a nice broad, i just see that one detail about them that looks weird that just ruins it. I think honestly i've based my entire existance around superiority and self-improvement, and i've never met a woman who i think is better than me. I guess i'm just massively arrogant.
I hope there's some fantastic woman out there who's "good enough" for me. That or suicide.
I've always had a fetish for women in down jackets ever since I was at least five. Bought an inflatable doll once at 16 + a nice black one with fur around it, lived the dream. My parents never suspected anything.
