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>Hello there, Anon! What do YOU want for Christmas, my boy?
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>Hello there, Anon! What do YOU want for Christmas, my boy?
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>>25189635

Happiness.

I just want to be happy for a single day.
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>>25189635
Santa i just want an introverted petit girl to watch movies with.
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A ps4

>inb4 console pleb
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To die in my sleep
Christ
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a gf tbqh, santa

A prescription for Klonopin would also be nice

pls at least some physical contact, hold me
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>>25189684
Fuck man.... This right here
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>>25189635
Profound success or a place to live
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>>25189635
A years supply of adderall!
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clothes or money for booze
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>>25189635
A PS4 please Santa
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>>25189635
someone to love and that feel the same way I do.
It been so long and it never happened yet.
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I want a lasting sense of fulfillment. I want to be able to actually experience things with my senses, and not just have it be sensory input.

I want to feel connected to whatever it is that I'm doing, and not like I'm just acting and reacting and pretending to be genuine in my reactions to things that I know should affect me, should phase me, should make me feel feels, but don't.
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>>25189635
Perpetual happiness, immortality, and invulnerability so that I may live forever!
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>>25189635
I want to know what you want for Christmas Santa. Then I want to take it from you.
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A car or girlfriend. Probably a girlfriend
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I'm hooking up my family with some nice gifts (pushing $500). Feels good not being cucked by welfare.

Oh, idgaf if I get anything or not. I asked for one cheap thing to be polite. But that's not the point.. I'm making more than both of my parents, I'm balling.
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>>25189635
MAH boi
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>>25190057
What do you do for work anon
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>>25189635
I want my son back
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Poorfag needs computer parts plz Santaz
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A quick and painless death.

Don't miss, Santa.
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Give me the ability to smoke weed with no negative effects and the same awesome chilled out feeling I had when I first smoked it.
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>Just one thing this year, Santa... a helium tank.
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>>25189635
I want my girlfriend's interstitial cystitis to go away because she's 19 and in constant pain and she's beautiful and warm and I can see the light in her eyes get dimmer every day and Ijust want her to enjoy her life instead of wondering what invasive treatment/surgery tthey're going to do next. I want her to be able to live a happy life and I want to watch her grow stronger instead of weaker if you can do that for her, santa, I'll never ask you for anything ever again and you can keep all my presents and give them to other people because that's all I want forever is her to be happy and pain-free
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i want my dog back
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>>25189635
I want my Moms cancer to go away.
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I want moot to come back
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>>25189635
my fucking professor to send in my letter of recommendation so i can submit my damn applications
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i want satan to grant me my wishes
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I wish for this >>25191019 dude's mom's cancer to go away
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>>25189635
The path to happiness.
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>>25189635
Either 100 million euros or sweet instant death.
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>>25189635
My friend back.
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Mum and Dad are getting me an XBONE. Couldn't be happier. In fact, I know they are getting it because I found it. Fallout 4 edition.
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>>25191019
Anon can I pray for you? What's your mother's name?
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>>25189730
Yeah I'll second that.
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>>25191019
Fuck, man. I wish for your mom to get better so you guys can have an awesome Christmas next year. Best of luck, you'll be in my thoughts and prayers.
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>>25191114
Fuck off Christ-fag, I'd rather have her die than to have you claim the moral high ground, fucking faggot
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>>25191201
I already prayed for you, and there's nothing you can do about it

also

>tfw Muslim
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>>25191201
Alright anon. I wish you and your mother the best of luck.
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>>25189635
I want to grow a foot taller. Make it happen.
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>>25189635

Hardcore fucking with sexy women.
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>>25191217
spoiler text
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>>25189635
What all true warriors strive for.
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I just want a Taco Bell or Steam gift card. Or perhaps a Magikarp pillow plush.
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>>25191243
A good death?
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I want the previous poster to let me fuck him in the ass.
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>>25191260
I wonder what's for dinner?
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>>25191294
You're a pretty big guy.

Original comment I'm sure
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>>25191313
For thou.

>tfw actually a small guy
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For my girlfriend to lose enough weight so she looks like what she did in high school, for her to not be depressed and anxious, and for her libido to be back to normal so we can go back to fucking like rabbits.
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>>25189635
I want all the consoles and all the meme games so I can shitpost in every single /v/ thread effectively
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>>25189635
motivation
confidence
security
happiness
life
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>>25191343
huh you sound like a lot of married guys I know. you might want to bail now
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>>25191343
It doesn't work like that senpai. If you don't give her the tinglies in her giney anymore, do you really think that's just going to magically change one day? Either she's bored of you or fucking Chad on the side. Either way, don't you dare marry her.
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>>25191019

i second this
>>25191076

I want anons mom to beat cancer
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>>25189730
Ideally, that's what I would get.
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>>25189711
it's not that bad of a thing if you want to play exclusives with it
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danish sperg milf in a box dressed in sexy krampus outfit jumping to my lap

why am i doing this to myself
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>>25189635
a free gf you can never b happy until you get gf
also dollars
yeah
another day, another dollar
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