>almost 2016
>still being a virgin
ISHYGDDT
>not good at talking to women
>tried to pay a hooker
>got arrested for soliciting prostitution
>mfw
>>25188807
That sucks man, made me laugh pretty good at your pain though
>>25188742
at this point I don't even know how I'm supposed to have sex with anyone, like how does the social construct even work tbqh famo
>>25188935
>approaching 22
>still a virgin
>don't even know how to initiate sex or what to do during sex
At this point it's kinda pointless.
>>25189125
Try 25 and being a girlfriendless handholdless virgin.
>>25189174
Try 35 and being a girlfriendless handholdless virgin.
NAILED IT!
>>25188742
I HAVE LEGIT FACIAL DEFORMITY YOU CUNT
>>25188742
>college student at private uni
>can major and history minor
>constant papers due every 2-3 weeks and 200+ pages of reading a night
How the fuck am I supposed to manage to find a girl and woo her? There's not enough hours in the day
I guess I should have been a marketing or business major, I see those guys partying all the fucking time
Doesn't really help that I'm 21 and have basically decided at this point that my 1st needs to mean something
I'm looking for a virgin girl to have awkwardly cute first time sex with, and that's final
>>25188902
didn't happen to me, but nowadays this seems to be the norm
but for any anons that don't want to put up with shitty women and their nonsense, just buy a onahole. depending on if you are a richfag or not and if you don't mind cleaning after use, they aren't that expensive.
>>25188935
>>25189125
>>25189125
>>25189174
>>25189211
literally all of you
I've given up on life, do you really expect me to go on a treasure hunt for the mystical vagina?
>>25188742
>Approaching 24
>Never ever had held hands, kissed or had a girlfriendof flesh and blood
>Happily involved with mytulpa for eight full years
>Ignore bitches and whores
>Succeed academically and financially
I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>25189295
Stopped reading after the first panel. You're projecting pretty hard my man, if that's all you got out of my reply.
>>25189295
post the second half
>>25189295
Fucking kek
Where's the next part senpai?
>>25188742
she looks so soft and warm
I'd give anything to just rub my face onto any part of her body
>>25189339
>>25189373
here you are. If i'm not mistaken, the artist is a robot too
>>25189295
This. If you aren't one of these fucks, then you are probably just unlucky.
Most of my relationships end because I don't like anything sexual.
The most I'll do is boob groping. The few who are satisfied with that end up dumping me because I'm just an asshole.
>>25188742
I fucked a prostitute a while back so i wouldnt be a 21yo virgin, dont do it. you're not missing much anyways. Sex isnt any better than fapping and it really feels like work, its literally trying to cum while doing cardio... Condoms are awful and ruin everything but 80% of women want them everytime, like the selfish cunts they are. And on top of all that, vaginas smell bad, all of them, even out of the shower. Its nasty.
>>25189295
>>25189435
lmao fucking saved based broham
Virginity is one of the very few things I actually feel sympathy for.
Most other things can be changed or at least has hope of changing. But sex is 100% up to someone else (not counting rape or illegal prostitution.)
So you're at the complete mercy of everyone else and you have no control over the outcome. If everyone says no then thats all you can do.
And its painful to know that you are a biological failure, that everyone else is experiencing love and passion and you are left out of it because you were deemed worthless.
>approaching 28
>5'6
>4.5 inch dick
>probably the same girth
>acne that just doesn't go away
>was never able to approach women
>even talking to women was hard
>extreme paranoia and anxiety
The worst part about it all is that there are actually people like OP out there that somehow can't comprehend a person being a virgin past their teens.
>>25188742
how does it feel knowing you will never fuck a girl like that?
>be late 20s and belong to a first generation immigrant family
>be full autismo/social retard
>everybody expects you to either find a girl soon or have family help you find somebody to get married to
>>25189693
Feels bad too be honest. I love big titties and wouldn't even mind a chubby girl at this point.
>caring about a meaningless title
>a fucking word with no real meaning to life
>>25188742
Who /hiredbackpageescort/ here?
There's this 5'2 qt that I'm thinking of calling up after the new year
Those of you considering hookers: if you live in America, don't. Play it safe. Travel to another country, where you won't run the risk of being arrested.
>>25192304
But I'm not paying for sex though, I'm paying for her companionship. Anything that happens in that span of time is between two consenting adults.
tfw turning 25 on Christmas. Had only one semi gf in high school who was in middle school. She was 13 I was 17. She was a slut and I had (still have) light autismo, she started dating me thinking i was an older cool dude but we separated after 2 weeks of dating. We weren't really dating i think, she just started french kissing other dudes at parties without my consent. Had sex only once at age 21 with a hooker so it doesn't even count. I've made out with several girls though so I am not that bad I reckon, but still I have been completely lonely for 4 years now.
>still trying to get laid in 2015
>>25189125
Nope, I lost mine yesterday and I'm 23.
>>25189295
Kek this is breddy accurate mate
>>25189295
>Do you live in the spaghettos?
>>25192421
>Had only one semi gf in high school who was in middle school. She was 13 I was 17. She was a slut and I had (still have) light autismo, she started dating me thinking i was an older cool dude but we separated after 2 weeks of dating.
Damn. I went through the exact same thing.
>>25189295
>Wizards yelling in runes after a fembot appears
Sides<----------------------------(Galaxy)
>>25192375
People still get arrested for it all the time in America. Not worth the risk. Just go to, say, Germany and visit one of the many legal brothels.
>>25193207
But she's so short and works in my neighborhood. I'd be retarded not to do it out of the sheer convenience
>>25193251
Well, in that case go ahead. Just be careful. Be sure you check backpages etc first.
>>25189693
it feels like pic related soon
>>25188742
26 and counting.
But I'd like to add that virginity is pretty similar to unemployment. Can you call someone who is not looking for sex a virgin in a demeaning way? I don't think so.
I've never had a girlfriend, never hold hands with someone, never actually met someone I'd be interested in. I believe I'm pretty normal, I have friends and stuff, but I just don't understand why I should want to have sex. Masturbation is pretty okay, and unless I can feel connection, what is the point of having a girlfriend at all.
Although I might also be making excuses for my social incompetence. I lack exterior observation on myself to judge that.
