Protip: There's no such thing as an "average" penis
Anything that isn't big is considered small to women. Thank you for your time.
I'm pretty sure there are only like 10 women on this earth that would actually enjoy a dick that big
Well I'm 3.5 inches so I don't give a fuck what women think of average since I've never been average.
I always laugh at this picture. He has a huge monster dong, but these little ting baby balls. It's like there isn't even any testicles there it's all just dick. Lol.
Everytime I see this picture the dick gets longer. I sweat at some point its gonna start crawling up her neck
>>25188718
I swear that dick gets bigger every time that pic gets posted
It's most accurate to say it's either "big" or "not big", those are really the two relevant categories.
>>25188802
He's doing jelqs.
why should i care
the woman i fuck i dont care about what they think
the ones i care about the think are the ones i date, and i only date virgins so they dont that my cock is small
why should i care?
>>25189345
This desu. Anything less than 7.5 x 6 is just give up tier.
>>25189383
i wrote it all wrong damn
fuck this shit im going to bed
good night bots
>>25188718
Is that thing real?
>>25188718
good thing i dont care what they think as long as i can cum
There is average. Your problem is believing women over objective reality. Women are wrong about everything, but especially objective and subjective things.
penis bully thread? penis bully thread.
*insert foto of my penis here*
>>25189452
Average can be misleading. When it comes to something like dick size, median or even a full frequency distribution would be more interesting than mean. Even if the average (mean) length is 6 inches, the most common size could still be significantly longer. Same goes for circumference.
Also, average is kind of irrelevant anyway. It's not like big dicks are 1 in a million. It's common enough that most women will hook up with a guy who's hung at some point in their lives.
>>25189623
You mean sluts. Only sluts have casual sex.
>>25189655
The vast majority of women in western countries have casual sex at some point in their lives. And that hung guy that hooks up with them sets the standard for everyone else, even if that seems unfair.
>>25188760
Or you know, its a shop.
>>25189753
>there goes my suspension of disbelief
>>25189749
So... Sluts basically
Who gives a shit about their standards when they can't meet yours?
>hyper betas think they have to be circus freaks in order to please a woman
>your average female can make herself climax with just two fingers
Men are the real "size queens".
>>25188718
I've always wondered what goes on in the mind of the people that start threads like this. What is OP trying to accomplish here? To convince us of the fact that his dick is small and he's jealous of others?
I've been lurking this board for more than 3 years now and I still don't understand why everyone here is so obsessed with other dudes dick.
>>25188718
fuck man, if a guy that big tired to stick me i'd be ripped in two. *flips off the notion of oversized dicks*
>>25188760
or they only look small when compared to the monster they are attached to.
somebody told me that my dick will look bigger if i lose weight
i really can't be bothered losing weight, so i'll have to rest with the idea that my dick might potentially be big, but just hidden behind a bunch of flab
Pretty soon the girl is gonna be replaced with his dick
>>25189959
this. betas talking about "muh dick size" everyday when theyve never even had experience with women. how many of your perceived notions of females loving huge 10 inch dicks have actual females as sources ?
>inb4 w well sluts prove it!
>inb4 porn stars
>inb4 cheating stories you cucks fap to
>inb4 "well all the girls ive met say..."
yeah no. you guys are just biased from the small sample size of women youve met so far.
I use a Chinese bathmate. Only $15 and it makes my peepee bigger. I just wish it were longer. Bathmate doesn't do much for that.
>>25190194
Proven by physics. Bigger dick= more friction and pressure on nerve endings = feels better
>>25189982
It's just another Chad rubbing salt in the wound. You must be a newfag to not realise they do this all the time just to make our lives even more intolerable.
Alright so am I supposed to be like 1 inch flaccid
>>25190358
I think average flaccid is between 2.5 and 3.5, at least during this time of year
>>25190255
When you hit her cervix, she will hurt.
I'll just extend OP's post to literally every aspect of a man's being.
There is no "average," period, to women. What they think is average is actually the top percentage of males, in everything, and what's above-average is the best of the best, in everything. Height, too, for example. What they consider average is the bare-minimum height that they'll accept in a potential mate, which is almost certainly above the actual, statistical average. The statistical average is short to them.
It's been said here that men who aren't exceptional are invisible to women. It's true.
>>25190397
Yeah but mine like scrunches up. It seems like everyone else's flaccid is a chode for me.
>>25190272
I can't imagine a chad even knowing what 4chan or r9k are, much less actually browsing and posting.
>>25190690
See fit, see soc.
>>25188744
Its a prosthetic
>>25189982
Just troll b8 m8. Trying to make everyone think they should give a flying fuck what other people are or do.
>>25189959
It's probably a mix of skewed assumption by comparing with porn sizes, skewed perception of their own size seeming smaller than it is due to angle/point of view, susceptibility to cherry-picked images as well as taking sizequeens' and bragging sluts' words as representing all women and men claiming big sizes, and insecurities surrounding it.
And, of course, the urge to try and justify their insecurities by perpetuating the whole "dick size is of utmost importance" notion.
I'm probably just below average erect, but my concern would be my complete lack of sexual experience rather than not having a 10-incher.
It's worryingly common that women assume the man knows exactly how to do everything sexual while not requiring any effort or experience themselves; more commonly it's deemed a man's fault for not being great in bed never mind the woman being a dead fish in bed.
There's a reason the average woman can make herself climax with 1 or 2 fingers; however much robots will deny it, there's truth in "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of/in the ocean".>inb4 robots - baiters and trolls predominantly - sharing cherry-picked images, anecdotes, and simple denial to prove that's wrong
Size CAN function as an extra, but average and below average can work well just as easily.
>>25190690
Chad isn't a retard. 4chan is as mainstream as Facebook. Everyone knows about it.
>>25190812
Sex isn't rocket surgery. You stick it in and wiggle around a bit until you cum. Good sex is nothing more than doing that while being attractive and or rich. It's not mortal kombat with combos and fatalities to memorize. Sex is really instinctual. Experience has nothing to do with it except in the rare cases where you have to learn to cum from humping instead of fapping. Humping feels good though so you'll quickly find a rhythm, and aside from her stupid ego whether you cum or not doesn't really affect how it feels for her unless you last so long she gets sore, but body language can tell you that much.
>>25190272
I doubt it's an actual Chad, much more likely some narcissistic lowlife who either happened to have a little bit of success with women in the past, or (probably) happens to have an above-average penis and nothing else what so ever to contribute in a relationship and found out it's not remotely sufficient for a relationship; thus trying to kick down other people who don't have that.
It's like the lanklets making manlet threads out of biterness for their height not being enough to compensate their horrible personality or ugliness, race threads talking down other races for similar reasons, etc.
Or - as are 99.9% of these kinds of threads - it's just a troll/bait thread, best to not be taken serious.
>>25190719
fit =\= chad , i think you have be not socially autistic as well but yeah /soc/ maybe
>>25189390
I'm 6.5 and been called 'big'.
>>25189959
>thinking girls want to "make themselves climax" with something the size of their fingers.
You're the one who is clueless
Your post is like saying that guys cum from a vagina just the same whether there are boobs ir wide hips or a curvy figure or not, so guys don't want or care about those things at all and won't automatically line for and truly desire a girl who has them.
Even if a girl can make herself orgasm when she's getting fucked by Mr 5 inches, she still really wants me. 7 or 8 inches who is thicker than her wrist.
>>25189623
With something like dick size its far more likely that the median will be smaller than the mean (as it's basically constrained on one end) although likely the two will be nearly same (normal distribution with zero dick length many standard deviations away from the mean)
>>25191067
>7 or 8 inches who is thicker than her wrist.
pics?
Everyone getting all worked up about their little purple headed warriors and I'm over here like ayyyyyy
Spoiler alert, if your dick is less than 5.5 inches a woman will see it as inadequate. Ask any guy with a decent sized shlong. Women literally will tell you about how relieved they are when pants drop and the pussy pilot is at the least average.
I'm not packing a goddamn AGM-114 Hellfire in my pants but if women dont tell you your dick is bigger you're playing with a knife in a wild west shootout kiddos.
>>25188718
Dude, why are you using the photoshopped version
>>25188802
Inb4 the arms are photoshopped up and the dick is made even longer
You're fucking welcome op
I hear all time about what the average dick length is but what is the average girth?
Most women don't care in the moment. Having a small sized penis might have an impact on forming lasting relationships, even though it's not as important as you boys think.
>The size of penis is primarily a male sexual que
>>25188718
except there is such a thing as an average size penis it's a penis of average size you cuck
>mfw a girl will never see my dick so it doesn't matter anyway
Feels reassuring man
>>25193563
Actually dick size is more important for short term hookups and "fuck buddies", where attraction and physical sensation are all that matter. For long term relationships, you can potentially compensate for it with lots of money, but that doesn't guarantee that she won't cheat on you.
>>25190830
Bullshit its a secret society for the autistic
>>25191015
It could also be a fetish, small penis shaming, or the fact that people are replying to him. Or self justification.
Depressing environment leads to depression, hence this guy(s) is so engulfed in his self pity, that he enjoys it, plus the replies he get from the insecure fellows for more self justification.
>>25188718
There's also no such thing as an "average" looking guy.
Anything that's not Chad is either ugly or ugly as fuck to a woman.
Just accept it and move on with your life.
>>25193476
Average girth is 5.5"
Anything less is pencil.
>>25194043
Valid points, it might be something along those lines as well.
Wallowing in self-pity can become addictive, a melancholic yet familiar feel, difficult to "just" stop fueling it when you're too far gone. Possible, but it can be hard.
>>25190042
i'll slip my dipstick between your lips and flip and flick your clit while you twitch and switch to your
cunt
