Ask a 5'7 alpha male Chad anything
Pic is me., I get pussy every weekend.
whats it like being short?
5'9 Cyborg here who gets pussy every now and then. Why do you come to r9k?
Why are you on /r9k/?
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WHY THE FUCK YOU LYING
WHY YOU ALWAYS LYING
>>25188707
well not everybody can have cool glowing martian eyes like you do, chad.
>>25188707
whats it like being shorter and more inferior than the regular 6ft+ chad?
>>25188707
what's it like to be a braindead who doesn't study aerospace engineering in a top 10 university?
What is it with white guys and tattoos? I see it more and more when I walk around in the city. Half of them have those tribal looking tattoos that you would see on an Islander and they just look so stupid on a white person. It doesn't make them look any tougher. Tattoos are good for one thing: letting you know that you should avoid that person.
5'7 isnt even that short
>>25188707
>5'7
>alpha male Chad
Kek, pick one little man
>>25188831
>there are around 1000-2000 engineers in your year
>multiply that with all the universities in the world
>multiply that by like 50 years for each graduating class
>all are as smart or smarter than you
>not realizing you're not a special snowflake after all
Do you need any help reaching the top shelf?
I can give you a piggyback ride if you need one, little buddy.
>>25188831
where do you go young man?
>>25188707
you are very cute and have an alpha aura around you, you should visit fit more though.
You're an adorable little guy.
