I want to cheat on my bf, but I'm not sure how to go about it so I don't get caught. Eventually, I want to humiliate him in public, but not until me and my side guy are really close. I haven't actually met someone to cheat on my bf with so I need tips on how to find someone who I can trust to keep things quiet - I want to tell him that I'm a cheater so we can laugh at my bf behind his back.
Any tips or stories about cheating? Experienced cheaters only in this thread, please!
>>25187628
i cheat on my right hand with my left hand when i feel up for it.
Unfortunately a robot cannot keep away original bait.
>Baiting this hard
MUTED
You should be stoned
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I thought females were supposed to have empathy and shit.
>>25187651
Didn't Jesus say something like "never let the left hand know what the right is doing?"
>>25187628
why is Yuno such a smug bitch these days
>>25187628
Yet every time, there's always someone like >>25187672 who bites.
I'll cheat on you, bb.
>>25187696
only for Chad and very, very rarely for their most devout orbiters.
>>25187628
Post pictures of your deformed penis.
>>25187672
He should be stoned for being such a sucker lol.
Can you imagine the look on his face when we attend his brother's birthday party next March? All his friends and family will be there and I'll walk in late holding another man's hand and completely ignore that old loser all night. It's going to be radical!
>>25187628
why? what has he done to deserve that?
Tfw I have 5 girls I hookup with and none of them know about each other.
Tfw not even a chad
>>25187760
Is this why undesirable girls get angry at me for showing empathy towards them? The idea that you can have empathy towards someone undesirable is insulting or something?
>>25187891
That gave me a stiffy. How can I get in on this?
I cheat on all my bfs. Partially because I don't think I deserve them because I'm black.
>>25187628
why though? do you hate your bf or is it just a fantasy to humiliate him? i want to know your motivations
>>25187891
Nothing short of a timestamp will convince me you're a real girl, and not a sub boy fantasizing about what you wish would happen to you.
>>25187965
Post your black ass you nigger.
>>25187965
Tits or it never happened anywhere.
>>25187897
He deserves to be treated like the loser he is. I'm just being fair while getting some actual excitement from this relationship for once.
>>25187628
This bait is so obvious I wouldn't be surprised if it were real... or if what I said made sense.
I banged like 4 girls with boyfriends.
It made me lose all hope in females since they were so lovey with them.
Yeah im a normie, etc etc angry frogs.
QUIT. FUCKING. POSTING.
Are you cute? Are you okay with being knocked up?
>>25188097
Wait...is there a way to get knocked up by another man and rope my current bf into raising the child?
Please, I must know the secret! I'm as cute as can be!
>>25187891
I swear these days women are full time just seeing how far they can push men before the men snap and do violent things. Like jesus christ I get that being violenced is a fetish of yours, but why can't you keep it in the bedroom why do you have to try and provoke it in these cruel ways.
All this ruckus over a damn bait thread
>>25187760
nah, they usually don't even have much empathy for Chad. the only people women have empathy for are their own children, and even then not universally
>>25188134
I could rent a hotel room, we could have unprotected sex all night and then you could "forget" to take your birth control or something, women do it all the time.
>>25188248
and this is why misandry is so widespread. men like this who are willing to betray their brothers and encourage degenerate female behavior just to get pussy for the night
>>25188248
How big is your dick? I don't go for <8"
>>25188332
Not him but I've got 8", what am I signing up for?
>>25188332
Where you at, tho?
>>25188393
Being the father of a bastard child, to be quite honest.
>>25188421
Vancouver
>>25187628
>I post on a mongolian cartoon board and pretend to be a female
kill yourself
>>25188332
mine has a 4ft 81/2in girth
>>25188443
Sounds pretty good, I'm all the way by Winnipeg tho.
>>25188443
it seems like all the prostitutes who pretend to be robots are from Canada
>>25188492
BUT THEN WHY AM I STILL A VIRGIN ;___;
>>25188332
I've got 4 inches of pain baby girl
Oh boy! I love roleplaying threads!
Fembot here, I totally have a vagina. Ask me anything :)
this is a guy, women don't talk like this
i've never cheated myself, but i used to sleep with married men. good luck OP i hope things work out.
>>25188629
Transgirls do. Go to mtfg you'll find people talking like that anime girl faces included.
>>25188443
Damn, I love fucking other guy's girls, but you are too far away and most likely incapable of bearing children.
>>25188629
maybe it's a woman pretending to be a robot pretending to be a woman
>>25188542
I would say because you're fat and ugly, but even those girls get laid easily these days. either your standards are too high or you just don't put yourself out there enough
>>25188692
Post more trains. Derail this thread hard.
>>25188747
I'm saging also, it shouldn't last much longer
>>25188747
You want to derail my thread about getting railed by a superior man? You sound like my bf lol
>>25188811
You couldn't handle me derailing you.
>>25188238
they also have empathy for cute animals. but its not real empathy because it's for superficial reasons
>>25188811
what does your bf look like?
>>25188811
if Islam didn't forbid drugs, alcohol and pork, I would probably convert to help end all this degeneracy
>>25188851
He is kind of like a tall Daniel Radcliffe, but I am so completely out of his league. Honestly glad I just figured that out recently so I can destroy him for thinking otherwise lol
>>25188907
you need to be more subtle. a woman would never talk like this
This would be really hot if OP weren't a man with the same fetish as me, roleplaying.
>>25187965
This is true bait!
>>25188465
Samson youre my favorite tripfag
>>25189041
Do you ever hate yourself for being such a fucking cuck?
http://cheatingonmyboyfriend.tumblr.com/
>>25188992
this woman pretending to be a robot pretending to be a woman is just trying to salvage her thread. she knows shes already been found out for b8ing hardcore
>>25189175
No she's definitely a sub boy pretending to be a domme.
Domme pretending to be a sub boy pretending to be a domme is unlikely even if you don't take into account how rare dommes are.
>>25189175
It's probably a transvestite named Kinky Renee.
>>25189130
thanks m8, appreciate ya, papa eggie bless
>>25189160
I read the most recent post.
Is she trying to get her husband to hurt her or rape her?
>>25189216
e-ethan?
>having sex with my former professor on her bed.
>She's riding my dick cowgirl style, screaming and really into it.
>Her out of town husband calls her and reaches over to her nighstand to answer the call.
>She looks over at me and rolls her eyes before she picks up the call.
>After some formalities, she opens her eyes "what? You're coming back next week?" pretending to be upset. She looks over at me with a shit-eating grin and winks
>She hangs up the phone after telling him, "I love you! <3"
>"Now...where were we, anon?" She pounces me and smooches me down and we frolic under the bedsheets.
Pic somewhat related, this MILF looks like my professor.
> almost 2016
> seriously replying to the well worn anime girl + femanon bait combo
Probably the majority of OP's with 2D girls in them are femanon bait or trap shit. The minority are just robots who like anime girls.
