>tfw eating a sub that was personally handcrafted for me by a certified subway sandwich artist
Fellow neets, what do you like to eat for a weekday midnight snack?
Wagecucks need not apply as we all know you're asleep then. Gotta get up early if you want to beat that traffic!
>>25187139
Midnight snack? Tenderloin steak with garlic mashed potatoes, accompanied by a glass of red wine.
NEET comedians must be kept well fed after all.
>>25187139
The "subway sandwich made personally for me" gets me every time. I can't make it a sentence in without laughing. This thread is usually the highlight of my shitposting most days
>>25187599
And there will be plenty more sandwiches made exclusively for NEETs when Bernie gets elected.
>>25187210
>not eating stuffed lobster with New York strip, thin onions fried in champagne, boiled French green beans in date seasoning and bacon, topped off with a double shot of finely aged whiskey sour
Those neetbux can only get you so much you know
Feels good being a rich fat fuck
>>25188053
When the NEET comedy clubs hits the big leagues, you better believe the NEET comedian will be rolling along in the high life.
>whiskey sour
Fucking love those.
>>25188111
Even though I still think you're a filthy fuck, I completely agree with your taste in booze
Gg no ree
>>25188193
And I think you're a good goy wagecuck, but, I can't deny your good taste in drinks either.
We're not so different, you and I.
>>25188229
Respect
Have fun mooching off me for the rest of your life. Have a drink on me. Enjoy the potatoes.
>>25187139
I decided to take a leisurely midnight ride on my motor scooter, to the Taco Bell drive-thru. I ordered a taco 12 pack, a steak and potato Boss wrap, and two large Baja Blasts. I ate all of it, and drank all of the soda. Just finished the last sip of BB, before I hopped on the chan to see what my fellow neets are up to. Fueled by Mountain Dew, I will play advanced online strategy games, all night, testing my skill and intellect with other genius-level neets. I'm also smoking sweet cannabis from my water pipe, it relaxes me while also further stimulating my imagination and creativity. I may compose another brilliant piece of music, tonight; I moonlight with the local orchestra. Wagecucks don't have the time, dedication or passion necessary for music, they're too tired to master their instruments and fully grasp music theory and composition.
Thanks for the tismbux, wagecux.
>>25187139
I'm enjoying some Northern Neck Ginger Ale, a Virginia tradition since 1926, and a homemade quesadilla.
I got a 30 piece boneless wing box from wingstop. My stomach and ass hurt but I still have 8 left. It's no bdubs but where else can you eat until you're sick on wings for $15?
>>25188053
Sounds like the little wagekek can't even make up foods correctly.
>>25188427
that steak and potato boss wrap is godly, i had one last night
