What if everyone who tried to post from a phone was permanently banned?
I would have very little to do at work
It wouldn't be good. I assume most true robots have extremely poor diets like I do, and take their phone with them every time (4-5 times daily) they go and have diarrhea. I post from my phone while having a hot brown. More normies would be here if we banned phone posters.
>>25186222
This is false. I'm a girl and I know damn well the banning of phone posters would shove out most of the normies.
>>25186155
As a phone lurker except when I'm home, I would have to say it might help. I very rarely toast from my phone and just lurk, most phone posters are huhe faggots as well as normies. Might spruce the board up a bit.
>>25186448
>I'm a girl
YOU'RE GENDER IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT
EVEN IF THIS IS BAIT, HERE IS A PIECE OF ADVICE TO ALL OTHER ROBOTS:
STOP SUPPORTING ATTENTION WHORE "I HAVE A VAGINA" POSTERS
BAIT OR NOT, END YOUR OWN LIFE
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
I'm a man and I own a phone.
>>25186508
>SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
kek'd hard af senpai thank u
>>25186448
>I'm a girl
You're a roleplaying male
>>25186222
complete false triples post
im a girl and even i know pretty much only normies post from mobile
consider the following: using 4chan on pc requires a much greater time investment than using it on your phone because you can use 4chan during your lunch break at your work, between socializing with friends or going to parties
if you are using it on your computer then that requires you are sitting down and not out and doing things
>>25186508
>YOU'RE
Meant your, oops
>>25186546
Glad you like it m8, if you see any "I HAVE A VAGINA" posters, be sure to tell them SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
I've been trying to spread the word. Fight the good fight.
>>25186155
what's wrong with posting from a phone?
>o-o-only people on a computer can post now!
seriously. you're being autistic.
>>25186561
ONCE AGAIN YOU FUCKING ARBY'S FRENCH DIP SANDWICH!
YOU HAVING A GASH BETWEEN YOUR LEGS IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT!
GOOD GOT, YOU ACT LIKE YOUR BRAIN GOT SHREDDED TO ROAST BEEF JUST LIKE YOUR CUNT!
NEWSFLASH ATTENTION ROASTIE, YOUR MOIST VALLEY ISN'T ON YOUR FUCKING SKULL!
IRONICALLY ENOUGH, YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A COMPLETE DICKHEAD!
Autism over.
>>25186155
I usually just switch to my phone when imbanned on my pc
>>25186779
Don't react to it anon, once a thread you should respond to bait to get the message than that, but no more than that. That guy is just trying to get us triggered.
Be reasonable family.
Shoo shoo roast beef
That would suck. Shitposting while shitshitting is a sublime experience I just couldn't live without, and it's too much hassle to bring my chinkpad with me.
>>25186508
im happy this meme is going places
>>25186155
All the normies post at work on their phones so as not to upset their cuck bosses
Only true /r/obots post from home during normal work hours, on their computers, while collecting neet bucks
Ban all normie phone users
>>25186155
Post quality would rocket.
>>25186222
Take a netbook, faggot.
Post quality would increase.
>>25186448
fuck off whore.
>>25186807
Sorry, anon. My jimmies have been rustled all day by the nephews and this is my only break for the next four days. This shit just pisses me off.
I just want quality /r9k/ stuff, like back in the day.
>>25186848
Thanks family, I'm glad someone supports it. I've been posting it for a few days and a few people have already been "shoo shoo roast beef" posting. Hopefully it catches on, I think it's a good way to fight "I HAVE A VAGINA" posters.
I apologize for gloating.
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
im a girl and i strictly post from my phone desu
(this is a girl post btw so please be nice)
If you post from your phone you're literally everything wrong with this world. If you can't go 5 minutes without r9k while you poopoopeepee then you need to get diapers or FUCK OFF
https://soundcloud.com/lobo_da_g/honey-i-shrunk-the-kidfaqqi-dissprod-by-empty-beats
yall check out this tripfag diss
>>25186155
Wouldn't that be pretty easy to get around? I mean, how do they tell you are on a phone? They probably look at some value and see if it is true. All you have to do is make it look false and you will be free to post.
>>25187109
Most normalfags won't bother to learn how to do that.
SOMEONE TELL HIRO TO MAKE THIS A REALITY. NORMIES WILL L I T E R A L L Y BE ON SUICIDE WATCH.
>>25187109
>how do they tell you are on a phone
useragent of your browser.
you can spoof it, but 90% of phone posters are too dumb to do that. The 10% that are have a basic capacity for intelligent thought, so there's no harm letting them post.
>>25186508
chill fag
>>25186155
I sometimes post on my phone but I would agree.
>see obvious, low hanging fruit shitposting thread
>image.jpeg most of the time
>>25186797
evading isn't rocket science
im 25 and good looking and a guy and im a virgin and i dont owna smartphone! AMA!
>>25187804
when are you going to kill yourself?
>>25187860
Wtf? Why would I?
>>25186155
I don't have a cellphone and I never will, it wouldn't effect me.
>>25187872
because homosexuality is a sin.
this will never come to pass
It blew my mind when I found out the majority of people on facebook are on their phones
>>25186155
There is literally nothing wrong with posting from a phone. Some of us can't afford a computer.
>>25187959
are you stupid?
it blows your mind that this massive technological comodity is being utilised by the masses
>>25187926
you're a freaking dumbass!
>>25187998
>filename
You're just furthering my resolve that phonefags need to be banned.
How the fuck do people post without a keyboard and 4chan X?
It would drive me insane.
>>25188067
HOW IN THE HOLY FUCK DOES A FUCKING FILENAME BOTHER YOU THIS MUCH
>>25186155
your mom would be a whore then
>>25188101
Normalfags. Normal. Fags.
certain users should be barred from accessing a site because my shallow superficial sensibilities sais so
jpegs man,.. filenames n such they fuckin suck
im a sheltered internet whiz kid
fuckin phonefags
>>25187998
phons cost just as much as comps do, if not more?? idiot????
>>25188201
top kek. Normies getting toasty.
>>25186448
>I'm a girl and..
Completely irrelevant. I find it very ironic that YOU want people banned.
Posting this from my phone while I'm at work, btw :^)
Post quality would undoubtedly receive a noticeable increase.
How do we make this happen? I already made a thread on /qa/, but it's not getting much attention.
I'm a poorfag beta with no computer. I have to use a phone because I can't afford a computer
>>25188269
>I need to be recognized on an anonymous Mongolian throat singing board no matter what thread I decide to post in
Post quality would undoubtedly receive a noticeable increase if there were no trips as well.
>>25188357
No one cares faggot. Only normies own phones.
>>25188378
learn to use a filter if they bother you that much. I never understood the tripfag hate. It seems more like a cursory way for newfags to try and fit in than actual hatred.
>>25188420
>I never understood the hate blah blah blah newfags
>I'm such an oldfag
Give me a break. If you're so cool with individuality on a promarily anonymous forum, you should go give Reddit a try.
>>25188218
no? ?? a phoen is 100-300????????????????
>>25186448
Want to date me? I'm not really like most of these guys I swear
i would be banned hella times already
>>25188571
a used chinkpad will run you <100
>>25190448
post link to one
i live in san fran if you are looking on craigslist or something
The smart people would just spoof a different user agent so 4chin would think they're on a Windows PC instead of a Poordroid phone.
Also a permaban would do nothing. Anyone on a phone can get a new IP by simply shutting off their network connections and turning them on again.
>>25186155
Dynamic eye pee a dresses
oh oh suck my dick suck my dick faGETS
yes im in a good mood
>tfw still don't own a phone
What the fuck is the point? So people can spew bullshit at you without being near you?
>>25191415
i was walking down in the alleyway and saw a cat
If you banned mobile posters the quality of literally every board would improve tenfold.
>>25191433
then mario came out of some old lettuce and yelled "wahoooo!!!!!"
if you banned every pc user the quality of this board would increase TEN fold
I'm a girl and I use my phone to post here all the time.
I'm a girl and I think phone users should be banned.
Out with the normies!!!
