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2015-12-23 03:40:56 Post No. 25185982
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2015-12-23 03:40:56
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Alright robots, after countless tries I have finally done it. I have created the perfect recipe for the ultimate orgasm. Listen up betas, and be awed.
>but some top-quality jerk off lube
>alternatively get a flesh light, but it really doesnt matter
>get some lsd from your local dealer
>find some poisen ivy
>rub that shit all over your dick
>now stay with me boys we arnt done yet
>make a jerk-off noose
>find the porno that makes you blow in seconds
>take the lsd
>wait for it to kick in
>hang yourself by the noose
>squirt that lube on your hand, and rub vigorously
>the combined pleasure from "scratching" your poison ivy, lsd, lack of oxygen, porn, and stimulating your dick will be overwhelming
>blow a load so hard itll send shock waves thatll sink california and suck your balls inside of you
I havent experimented with my buttonhole g spot yet, but I feel like its pretty unnecessary, this shit will seriously do the trick, you will never need to feel the need to have a gf ever again after this.
Your welcome brothers.
