>tfw I didn't collect enough good boy points for the year and now Santa won't bring me a Jake Gyllenhaal beard
What are you guys asking Santa for Christmas?
ITT: Jake getting off on people wanting to have his beard.
/thread
That beard, that hair... If he wasn't a manlet he would be a perfect 10/10 chad specimen.
>>25185959
There can be only one.blox blox blox blox blox
>>25186005
Nice one bud. Surely you jest.
>>25185913
>Jake Gyllenhaal's beard
I hate this meme
>>25186332
>tfw my vocaroo "get the fuck out" message expired
Either way, get the fuck out of my Jake beard thread.
>>25186550
His hair is so thick. Damn.
He is like 1.70m though... Manlet
The willpower to finally end it.
im about to shave my beard, shit is itchy and i wanna see my chin again.
>>25187105
lol nice try
>>25187226
Check your beard privilege please.
>>25187268
i just did, its a pretty bitching beard i think i'll keep it.
I bet he was thinking about fucking Lorde in this picture.
>>25185913
>What are you guys asking Santa for Christmas?
An Elsa to cuddle and love forever.
>>25187822
I'm thinking about fucking him in that picture.
>>25187882
Well that goes without saying anonn
>>25185913
>What are you guys asking Santa for Christmas?
For her to come back with me...
>>25185913
>What are you guys asking Santa for Christmas?
I usually ask for a gf but this year I just want to be okay.
>>25185913
>What are you guys asking for Christmas?
New brake cylinders. They're nothing wrong with the existing ones, but next time I change the brake fluid one of them is gonna break during unscrewing.
Also, I can't grow a beard or let my hair grow too long, lest I become a Chetnik lion.
New keyboard and a record player.
When are you supposed to stop getting a fuckload of presents from your parents? I feel like I'm too old for this even though I'm only going through school
>>25189002I wish that for you too anon
>>25189044
LET IT GROW
>>25185913
>What are you guys asking Santa for Christmas?
To die in my sleep
>>25185913
Fucking sucks being a dirty fucking spic and not being able to grow a beard.
>What are you guys asking Santa for Christmas?
A PS4 would be nice I guess
>>25189096
I'd look like this guy right here. Except with purple eye bags (runs in family) and an even higher beard line.
I'd be nightmare fuel and not just for children.
>>25185913
what kind of gel and how much should i use to have my hair fall back like that?
>>25189172
To get hair like that you'll need quite a bit of gel. Towel dry your hair after a shower and apply gel to your damp hair with hands. Then brush back all over with a brush. That's my best guess how he did it.
