I really want a boyfriend for Christmas!
>>25185649
I can do that
But I'm here for long haul
>>25185649
Post your whatsapp
>>25185716
Are you a qt? a bara? I really want one of those. Can I have one of those?
>>25185739
A whatsnow?
>>25185649
*5 minutes later*
>"OP here; Chad asked me out!"
>>25185772
Will you be my Chad, Anon?
>>25185807
Yeah~ sure... bb grl.
>>25185835
Silly Anon!
I have a penis!
I wish he was still with me. He promised me that he would propose to me in December, provided we were still together at that date.
He left me back in February. I still miss him.
>>25185852
Fuck off this is my thread to beg in go make your own
>>25185766
Your phone number
>>25185848
willin' 2 try anytin' bb ;)
>>25185866
Well, I'd like a bf too. A bara one, just as he was.
>>25185880
Can't we go out to dinner first?
>>25185889
Why is that?
>>25185897
Did he have big pecs that could massage your dick?
>>25185897
Idk if I fit the description, so what in the fuck does bara mean, I just opened up my options to include guys, now that I've officially given up with women
>>25185928
He was a musclegut, really. But he was tall, muscled, and burly. His arms were quite toned and large. He had blue eyes; he was bald (shaved). Not particularly hairy, though.
Really handsome man, he was. His personality was what you would have expected: firm, but gentle; coarse and vulgar, but restrained; intimidating, but kind. I miss him.
>>25185975
I'm sorry, Anon, but you'll probably never be comfortable with men. You see, you'll always feel 'wrong', being with a man. You aren't like me or the OP - we've liked men all our lives, without ever caring for females. But you, you want a woman, deep down.
I just don't want you to do something you'll regret.
And bara means burly, stocky, muscly guys.
>>25186072
Alright, so I immediately failed, with men too... Guess its time to wait for the Japs to finish up with the sex-droids.
Although, I did try to go after women for the sake of passing down my family name, and genetics, I did always have a subtle interest in guys, albeit a silent one
ill wake up on christmas morning and he will carry me from my bed like a princess to the living room where we will hug eachother and open presents in tandem and then he will kiss me and tell me he loves me and then whatever happens after that
>>25186144
Well, to be fair, I don't know your situation, but I'll say that wanting to be with men just because you've "failed with women" is not a good idea. But if you've had a "subtle" interest in guys, as you claim, then... Well, I don't know. Don't rush in, though.
And don't feel bad about 'failing' - right now, the only person I love is my ex-, even after he left me 11 months ago. I don't know that I could feel anything for anyone. At least, I haven't, yet.
Why did you 'fail' with women? How old are you?
>>25186212
>having bf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25186212
hey you
youre a normie
get the out you normie
>>25186258
>>25186281
You give me too much credit. I never met him in the person, despite wanting to, and even making a plan that fell apart, despite how close we got.
We met on /r9k/: we talked on telephone, exchanged e-mails, Skyped with camera, but never met. I never was able to hold him or kiss him. Am I still a normie?
>>25186364
>We met on /r9k/
>I never met him in the person
>Clinging this hard
fuck this im out
>>25186212
I'll just list stats and you'll see why.
>19
>5"3 Manlet of the year
>200 pounds, work out enough that weight distribution isn't comical.
>Introverted as fuck
>Occasionally have moments of chaddom, but ultimately fail
>"I've always been into you, anonette
>"Really anon?"
>She leans in for the kiss
>Autistically hug her
>Occasionally say bi-curious things about guys throughout highschool
>Get branded faggot
>Gay guys think I'm straight
>Straight girls think I'm gay
>Everyone assumes I'm in a relationship
>Tfw still virgin, even though people assume I'm Chad's shorter sibling.
>>25186416
You could never understand, normalfag. He's the only person I ever loved, and the only 'real' relationship I've had - certainly more real than anything with anyone I've known in real life.
>>25186487
>falling this hard for internet person
>>25186450
My man, you are shorter than me, which I could not have expected. Are you Hispanic, or something? Also, why did you say those "bi-curious things"? Was it some attempt at gaining attention, or a joke, or was it actually a serious thing?
Also, I guess there's something cute about you.
>>25186549
Father was Puerto-Rican/ Italian, Mother was of Norse/Italian descent.
>Muh genetics decided to hit me with the Italian "Fuck you" stick, and then give me Puerto Rican height for extra keks.
>>25186638
I see. I'm assuming you're an American?
My ex- was a Germanic, living in the Midwest... He was white, and had very blue eyes. I still love him, I suppose. But I've never felt anything for a woman, not once in my life.
Why do you say you've failed with women? A girl once wanted to kiss you: surely, you must be decent. Also, you're young. You're barely 19. I'm 21.
>>25186725
Yeah, got that burgerland citizenship.
Well, the situation I described happened many times. Occasionally from being repulsed, but I was still in my early teens at the time so I never really thought about why I was so anti-love.
The final nail was put in the coffin after a woman threw herself at me, fell for her, kissed her, and then she revealed herself to be a trap.I burned down that relationship due to her lying to me, but in hindsight I could've lived with it. So currently I'm in this mental limbo of what the fuck am I into.
>>25186828
Well, in your defense, I would have pushed a trap away, too. Anyways, to me, it seems you very clearly like women. Answer me this: have you ever actually fantasized about other men, and gotten aroused?
>>25186910
Yeah, repressed alot of it though due to the whole hell of "You're a fag!" and "You're not a fag!" I was getting throughout my mid/high school experience.
In addition my family would've disowned me for ever revealing information like that, so I tried to keep it to a minimum.
Tl:Dr Yeah
i wish i had a chubby hunnie to be a cuddle monster with this Christmas too OP =/
>>25186987
I see. That certainly does complicate things, somewhat... Has there ever been a male you actually had feelings for?
>>25186212
REMINDER THAT "I HAVE A VAGINA" POSTS ARE THE EQUIVALENT OF "I AM BLACK" POSTS ON STORMFRONT
REMINDER TO HARASS ALL "I HAVE A VAGINA" POSTERS
REMINDER TO ALL ROASTIES THAT YOU ARE UGLY, INFERIOR, AND UNLOVABLE
SAY IT BOYS
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEFand never forget "sage" goes in the options field.
>>25185897
samethis is an original comment
>>25186910
>>25186987
why you guys make love?
>>25186910
I want to take dick in my ass but I kind of look like a girl from some angles is that a big issue?
>>25187021
Not one in particular, I had alot of ones I thought about, but I'd push the feeling away before it would become definitive.
>>25187036
I'm not a woman, you idiot born of idiots.
>>25187055
Shouldn't be, if your just looking for dick alot of homos prefer a more feminine body over a bara anyway.
>>25187082
You must have very precise control over your emotions, to just be able to "push" a feeling away like that.
Anyways, just out of curiosity, what state do you live in? I'm from Texas.
>>25187096
>implying it matters
REMINDER THAT WOMEN ARE NOT THE PROBLEM, ATTENTION WHORES ARE
I RECOGNIZE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR POSTS
"I WANT A BF" POSTS ARE JUST AS BAD ATTENTION WHORING AS "I HAVE A VAGINA" POSTS AS THEY ATTRACT ALL THE SAME BETA ORBITERS
SHOO SHOO HONORARY ROAST BEEF
>>25187146
Yeah, my family always pushed the whole "Mind over Matter bullshit on me" Made me distanced from people. I'm from New Jersey, south of Jew York City.
>>25187158
Yeah, okay, that's nice kid. Here's your (You). You can leave now.
>>25187118
I want to be loved, not get HIV.
>>25187206
Good response friend :) Please continue attention whoring. Your boyfriend left you because you are unlovable. You are honorary roast beef, and everything that is wrong with this board. End your own life.
>>25187201
You sound like a nice person. I hope you are able to find someone to be with. You're still so young, you know. 19 is nothing: you're still a teen.
>>25187254
Regardless, alot of them prefer to get into a relationship with a more feminine male anyway, not a trap just a guy that isn't a bara.
>>25187283
Well, good luck getting over your ex.
And have fun watching the wall construction. T
BF doesn't real
>>25187036
I thought women were a meme on this board.
>>25187206
Fucking ants.
>>25187291
I feel like you're giving me false hope. The prospect of another person is really nice to me right now. I just don't know where to go.
>>25186487
One boyfriend please
>>25185649
Pick me or this isn't a real thread. I'm not ugly
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