>mummy's wrapping christmas presents in the other room right now
>mummy got you fallout 3 and not fallout 4 for christmas
>>25185578
haha holy fuck I had this happy to me a few years back
>ask for GoW 2 for chrissy
>get some fucking racing game instead
Was fucking devastated
>>25185578
You should kill her. Kill mummy, yes that's right.
>>25185578
>mommy gives you early christmas present
>its fallout 4 season pass
>all you wanted was 2 cheap bottles of vodka
>>25185610
Sell it on ebay
Don't forget Anon, you only get to pick one present to open on Christmas Eve. And no peeking at the other presents.
I didn't get my family anything for christmas, I spent all my money on weed and booze and it's all gone now.
I'm trying to get everyone to hate me so no one will miss me when I blow my brains out.
>mommy spent all the money on booze and slot machines
>>25185578
I don't have either so I'm good
>mfw I just spend 1k on gifts for my family
>>25185635
Never did this 2bh
>>25185729
You never peeked or you never got to open one early?
>mfw I did both
>>25185802
That kills the surprise and magic of christmas lad
>>25185864
Magic and surprise? Yep. Not sure why I bothered. Got a fucking can of peaches one year. I got a lot of sweaters and socks. Got some books that were probably not for children (self-help shit for burnout adults.) Surprise!
>>25185548
>what do you want for christmas, anon?
>just give me some money, thanks
>but I want something to wrap, anon!
>>25186587
Well the GIVE ME ENOUGH MONEY TO WRAP.
>>25185720
consumercuck