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Cuck me up / 10 2015-12-23 03:06:52 Post No. 25185294
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Cuck me up / 10 Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:06:52 Post No. 25185294 [Report]

> Be climbing at rock wall, see 10/10 cutie
> See her struggling on V2 route zip up V5 next to her
> "How did you do that omg?"
> Proceed to show her how to hit the route she was working
> End up talking to her for a while and then go hit another route
> She's working on her masters but is only 21, literally perfection.
> Realize I have found a work of art.
> Walk up to her and ask her out to dinner the next night
> By some act of God she says yes. Somehow play it cool.
> Fast forward to next night
> Go to local place have a great time, shes super conversational
> She even supports Lord Trump.
> Starts talking about religion.
> OHSHITNIGGER.exe
> Asks me and I come clean and say that I was raised as a Christian but don't go to church.
> Truth is that I'm actually pretty agnostic.
> Rest of date goes pretty well, tell her I'd love to see her again.
> She proceeds to explain she doesent want to lead me on.
> She needs a man that can lead her family in Christ.
> Tell her I've lead men in battle, it shouldnt be that hard.
> crickets..
> Nod my head give her a deep embrace and walk her to her car.
> Have tear in my eye as she drives away.

Today I realized that being /pol/ without being a christian is literally a death sentance. I wish I could fake belief right now, I am so fucking depressed. I fucking hate athiests and everyting that the movement represents, but I can't make myself believe in something so silly.

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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:08:56 Post No.25185332
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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:08:56 Post No.25185332 [Report]

>>25185294

dude Christian communities are no joke. hit her up and ask her if you can come to church with her.

get your Gospel on

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Bullbro 2015-12-23 03:10:57 Post No.25185358
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Bullbro 2015-12-23 03:10:57 Post No.25185358 [Report]

That pretty girl is going to get fucked dude probably by me if you in the 916

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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:11:22 Post No.25185370
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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:11:22 Post No.25185370 [Report]

>>25185332
Damn son I want to believe so bad, it just seems like an objectively better life.

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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:12:14 Post No.25185387
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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:12:14 Post No.25185387 [Report]

>>25185294

you don't need to fake belief, you just need to take the time and go to church on Sunday and listen to what they have to say.

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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:12:48 Post No.25185397
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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:12:48 Post No.25185397 [Report]

>>25185358
the thing is I'm usually that guy. Just casual hookups, this girl was one of those anomolies. Like a real human being with a soul, one in a million man.

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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:14:00 Post No.25185423
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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:14:00 Post No.25185423 [Report]

>>25185370

im a pretty shit Christian too, i haven't gone to church in years but i still remember the community. going to church doesn't mean you are perfect you are just going to meet fellow Christians.

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Bullbro 2015-12-23 03:14:24 Post No.25185429
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Bullbro 2015-12-23 03:14:24 Post No.25185429 [Report]

>>25185397

I know dude it's the same with a 18 year old fembot that hit me up on here, I really like her and she's really cute and stuff, good luck

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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:18:12 Post No.25185499
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Anonymous 2015-12-23 03:18:12 Post No.25185499 [Report]

Nothing is better than reactionary /pol/tards have their spirits broken, like the spirits of the countless workers that they spend their lives trying to crush. You had it coming to you, pig.