What did /r9k/ posters want to be when they were children?
Firefighter, astronaut, etc?
I wanted to be a pilot.
>>25184510
>Be me
>Be in kindergarten
>lady is talking to the kids about jobs, explaining the concept
>she brings out a bunch of soft ragdolls with various outfits representing their respective careers
>everyone slowly examines them one by one and choose which one they want
>I can't decide and hesitate
>they take the racecar driver, the doctor, the astronaut, and all the other interesting ambitious ones
>I'm left with the last one by default
An analog for my life desu senpai.
I wanted to work for Black Isle, because they made my favorite games.
At first I wanted to be a helicopter pilot, then I wanted to be a nuclear physicist; I still do
I wanted to be BLACKED
>>25184510
I wanted to be an artist. I ended up becoming a lawyer.
Police officer (local sheriff to be exact) and I'm still on track
I didn't want to be anything.
I got what I wanted.
>>25184510
I wanted to be a paleontologist.
I loved dinosaurs when I was a kid, I would read every snippet of information I could on them.
When I got into junior high, I got bullied a lot, and curiosity as drowned in a sea of loneliness for a large part of my early teens.
>>25184510
Why the fuck is everyone ignoring this cancerous dick?
>>25184510
police officer, then teacher i think, then perhaps lawyer, then accountant or whatever
>>25184510
I've never had aspirations
>>25184840
If you ignore it, it might go away
>>25184510
i have the better version of it
>>25184510
I wanted to be an internet administrator when I was young.
Now I'm working towards being a fighter pilot.
>>25184840
just a poor guy with a long bit of foreskin
i felt bad about mine, but fukkk
really the only good justification for circumcision
>>25184711
My nigga!
Fallout 2 is a good!
An actor.
The cruel irony of it, is that I now spend every day acting at work. Playing the role of the "normie", hiding my powerlevel. When asked about why I'm single, I must remain normie, I CANNOT spout redpill - I must simply state that I'm happy single and haven't found the right girl yet.
When I want to avoid eye contact and my primary verbal communication should be a series a mumbles and grunts, monosyllable answers, I instead look them in the eye and ask questions I don't really care about the answers to.
My entire life has become an act, and I'm so damned good that I'll never get credit for it.
And my only weakness, was I never learned how to play my part in a love scene.
>>25184866
Kekking.
Good shit man.
A soldier, basic infantry. Only dream I've ever had, always knew it was what i was born to do. Never felt more at home.
>>25184740
shut up, Phoenix
>>25184510
I didn't want to be anything.
And I still don't have a career at 26.
Hopefully I get into pharmacy school next Fall. If not, I may fall into hopelessness.
I wanted to be a super saiyan
reality sucks
I never dreamed. I always knew I'd be a loser.
>>25184510
I wanted to be a biologist
I'm a biologist
You all idiots lack passion
>>25184510
I wanted to be a comic book artist.
>>25185024
well now you're a comical autist
I wanted to be a paleontologist and an astrophysicist. I even came up with a schedule where I'd be a paleontologist for 5 hours on Monday, 2 on Tuesday + 3 hours as astrophysicist, etc.
I'm a physicist now, so, I got that going for me.
Am I the only one that changed his dream every school year? I wanted to be a football player, then I wanted to be a video game designer, then I wanted to be a doctor, then I wanted to be a secret agent, then I wanted to be a music producer, then I wanted to start a plumbing/HVAC company, then I wanted to become an investment banker. I settled with being a 22 year old NEET living with my Dad.
A rapist.
Let's just say that my dream came true.
>>25184510
carrot dicks are in right now
>>25184866
well done friendo
I was a firefighter for 5 years. Saw some real bad shit and got hurt, moved in with my family again and started up in linework as an apprentice. Hopefully I'll be a journeyman lineman in 4 years. Work's cool, dangerous as hell, and pays a lot for some dipshit with no college education.
>>25184907
I know this feel too well.
Fucking robot this comment is original enough FUCK YOU robot I'm more original than your robot ass will ever be.
>>25184992
>biologist saying other people lack passion
Pilot checking in. Poor for life. Pilot's don't make dick for the first decade if flying for a living.
>>25184510
i told my father i'd become a doctor, so that if he ever got sick i'd fix him right up.
A professional nigger killer
KKK!
KKK!
KKK!
KKK!
Architect or Scientist
I am currently studying chemistry and I hope I am smart enough to finish it
The president.
You know how I know I'll never be the president? I'm here.
>be in kindergarten
>love batman the animated series, watch it every day
>want to be a cop and fight crime like batman
>grow up
>realize a lot of the cops are the bad guys
>mfw
>>25184510
Please stop posting this image. Thank you.
>>25187618
Statistically speaking, with how many people have visited/posted in 4chan, by the time the majority of us are in our 40's, there will be atleast a handful of anons in the government.
>>25187745
I wonder what that'll be like. Before we had Vietnam vets and shit and now we'll have politicians that know what Kermit the Frog fucking Bart Simpson looks like and probably fapped to it.
I guess they'll still be criminals though.
I wanted to go to war.
I did.
