>new people move into the apartment next to me
>woman and her 9 year old daughter
>mom asks me to babysit because she works a lot
>agree because an extra $20 a day can't hurt and i don't work weekends like her
>little girl comes over every weekend
>play video games, watch anime, help her with homework
>other day as were on the couch watching jurassic world she leans up next to me
>"i wish you were my real daddy"
>didn't know what to say so i just say that'd be nice
turns out her parents are divorced and her dad is a meth head who doesn't pay child support
what do i do i like the girl but im worried shes too attached
Lol you're fucked
But anyway, if you have the patience, wait 10 years and you get to fuck her
>>25182659
great advice anon thanks a ton
>>25182558
How's her mom? Is she attractive? And think is it really worth it getting involved in their lives. OP if u give in you might be in for some real shit watch out.
>>25182558
any more stories op? these are pretty comfy.
Condition her to be your future virgin wife
>OP made me feel an emotion
>reorientate
Fuck off? Kill her mom and escape to an island? idc, you can't just do this to me
>>25182558
have you ever fucking saw the movie drive, mother fucker
Right into feels man.
>>25182558
Fake as fuck. Do you really expect people to believe that a parent would trust a single adult male to watch their kid?
>>25182949
Not every place is like murrica where you need a semi-automatic to feel safe.
>>25182558
fuck the single mom
marry the single mom
become successful dad ans give that girl a perfect childhood straight out of a cliche storybook
I believe in you, future dad anon
>>25182814
her mom is attractive enough
>5'4
>dirty blonde
>average weight
>looks like at least a low c cup
but i already have a gf of a year and a half now and i don't want to break up with her so
>>25182818
not realy unless you want to hear about me baking cookies with her and letting her read my harry potter books
>>25182659
>>25182882
im part syrian but i'm not muslim
>>25182941
no actually i haven't
>>25182982
>but i already have a gf of a year and a half now and i don't want to break up with her so
FUTURE DAD ANON I BELIEVED IN YOU FOR A MINUTE
FUCK
it's okay maybe it will still work out
>im part syrian
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
Become her dad OP. You dont need to fuck the roastie. Just be there for the little girl.
Raise her better than the roastie and methhead ever could. Raise her to be the perfect qt.
>>25182982
>not realy unless you want to hear about me baking cookies with her and letting her read my harry potter books
yeah greentext this if they are cute
KIDNEXTDOOR
YOU LIKE EMBARRASSING ME, HUH?
>>25182982
jarrod?
make her life great like al assad used to make your brothers' lives great
>>25182973
Everywhere is overrun with feminazism though.
>>25182982
holy kek
she let a half syrian guy to babysit her 9yo daughter, yeah she is responsible af.
Next time make more realiable story
>>25182982
>gf
Get the fuck out, normie! I hope the girl tells her mom you raped her, faggot.
>>25183271
i love you and al assad
>>25183257
nope my names shaun
>>25183294
notice how i said part, if you didn't know about my heritage you would assume i'm white
>>25183157
>i heard her asking her mom if they can bake cookies
>her mom said she would see
>i told them i has some boxes of cookie dough mix
>"can i help him make them mom please"
>"ok just be careful and let him put them in the oven"
>tell her i will save some for them to take home before she leaves
>put on some christmas music
>let her mix and roll the cookie dough into balls with me
>she hums the chiyo chan's cooking song as she does it
>put them in the oven
>while there cooking i let her feed my fish
>put on adventure time while i do some work on my laptop
>cookies finish
>"YAY they're ready"
>go to take them out of the oven
>let them cool off on the counter for a bit
>once they cool we both sit on the couch and eat some cookies
>her mom comes back
>hey did you have fun
>"yeah we made the best cookies ever"
>give her a bag of them to take home
>"thanks i have been so swamped with work and court i don't know if i would have had the time to bake them with her"
>>25182558
stick it in the pooper
>>25183714
that sounds cute anon
good for you taking care of that kid and helping the mom :)
>can_i_make_my_male_babysitter_pay_childsupport.png
you definetely have to rape her.
thats what you're planning right?
>>25182558
>taking care of another man's child
>forming a relationship and caring for her
>literally the definition of being cucked
>>25183714
>not making cookies from scratch
>>25183846
Also the definition of marriage.
>>25183818
I want to, but I can't. The daughter would never talk to me again.
>>25183857
>taking care of another man's child
>the definition of marriage
we aren't all swedes, you fucking faggot
>>25183875
ignore him that's not me
i have no intention to rape her or her mom
>>25182659
>waiting 10 years
>not just doing it now
>>25183891
Maybe she'll like it.
>>25183891
You just said rape and mom in the same sentence.
Youre fucked if she does get raped and police checks your internet activity
>>25183714
>notice how i said part, if you didn't know about my heritage you would assume i'm white
If people would assume you're white without mentioning about your sandnigger heritage why would you mention it in the first place? You're peripherally obvious sand-nigger.
>>25183891
>not raping wherever you go
Are you sure you're half syrian?
>>25182558
Bro, just be happy you're changing the life of someone for the better.
You're a good man, OP. Don't need to hitch with the mom to be a good father figure.
>>25184038
But see if you can fuck her anyways
Keep hanging out, you're making a positive difference in her life. You may be the difference in her carving out a decent life for herself eventually.
Also, life will probably eventually split you guys up anyways, her mom will move or will find a new guy or something.
OP you seem like a good guy
>>25184322
he's half syrian
thats 50% terrorist
>>25184167
This.
I used to work at a daycare and kids would say this to me all the time. Just keep being what you are to her, that's all she needs.
Real talk from a normie lurker. OP please become her foster big bro. If her dad is a meth head she needs a good male figure to look up to and your relationship with her sounds great already. You seem like a good guy and not a social retard like most of the people here. You have a chance to help this girl make something of herself. Just give her some love man (not in peso sense though). She sounds super cute too.
Inb4 ree normie/why help a woman/cuck ect
>>25184603
Fucking autocorrect changed pedo to peso
>>25184603
Thanks, I have my life together better than most on r9k seem too but the whole social thing I'm not good with considering I'm a literal aspie
>>25184322
>>25184603
these
you're a good person, op
Bump
Very original
op post most qt stories
>>25182659
> 9 + 10 = 19
> age of consent is 18
He only has to wait 9 years.
>>25182558
> doesn't pay child support boo hoo
first stop thinking woman and kids are entitled to male resources.
>>25183286
It really isn't. You have a warped perception of the world because you spend too much time on 4chan.
