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Why are you still a virgin? Mostly asking the younger set. With
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Why are you still a virgin? Mostly asking the younger set. With all the social media hook up stuff available today and the through the roof levels of whoring even the average girl is up to, what's holding you back? There's literally apps like tinder that are expressly made to find people to fuck. It's not going to get any easier than it is right now. You don't even have to TALK to people anymore, just send some lame txt message. Unless you are hideous, as in deformed hideous, you're selling yourself short if you think you can't find at least someone.
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Small penis. Other wise I would have the confident to fuck the world. Regardless of how average I am.
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>>25180444
I'm fat. If I ever lose weight I'll try it.
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Because I don't try, seems like a waste of time desu. If I end up with a gf it will be purely through coincidence.
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>>25180444

let's see here
>no motivation, i spend most of my day in my room thirsty af because i have no motivation to go downstairs and get a drink
>shit body, i'm skinnyfat or fat or whatever, and have no confidence about it
>need to shower first and get myself looking good
>family in the house
>room is shit and has autistic things my family wouldn't want me to throw away because of their aspieness
>no vehicle, no ability to just visit some other grill's house
>no experience, better off picking up someone drunk at a club whenever im old enough (and have enough motivation) to go to one
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>>25180444
where do you fuck? as in location
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this is a troll thread, ignore.
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I'm fat. Even fat and ugly girls only want a Chad. I've honestly tried for a long time . I would settle for a 2/10 but they don't want me.
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Because sex is more than just sex to me and I respect myself. I will wait until I meet another virgin. But the older I get the more hope I lose.
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>>25180599
IN THE ASS NIGGA
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>>25180599
my apartment
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>>25180734
oh ok

must be nice
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>>25180444
I lost my penis in an accident when I was a child.
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>>25180444
Because the women in my area has unrealistic standard and feel the need I pamper to them like I'm some provider. that's the problem, I don't want my relation to be one sided. If you can't contribute nothing to our relation, walk away. Simple as that. I'm not going to give you everything while I get no benefit from you. that's not how thing work.
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>All girls are whore
> being a virgin

Pick one.
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>>25180444
Not everyone meets the standards that these spoiled Disney princesses have set over years of masturbating to Prince Charming while growing up.
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>>25180833

You mean you're not as attractive as Justin Bieber or Harry Styles?
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because tinder is not a place for betas
it's just chads and stacies hooking up with each other
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If all girls are whores. Half life 3 would have been confirmed and released. This is just a stupid over-generalization that got meme'd into this board culture..
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>>25180444
>With all the social media hook up stuff available today and the through the roof levels of whoring even the average girl is up to
helps her find only the chadliest of chads, and lots of them
makes things worse for the unsuccessful, not better
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>>25180906

Also if all girls are whores, then that just makes you more pathetic for being a virgin.
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>>25180906
shut up roastie whore
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>>25180859
>>25180927
lift, get an undercut, get a fashion sense, cry less, fix facial hair
then you're literally a chad
where the h*ck is the problem
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>>25180444
Only willing to date a girl who I like and is a virgin who is willing to hold off on sex until we are serious about each other.
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>>25180759
Sorry to hear that, anon.
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>>25181034
>then you're literally a chad
>confirmed for not knowing what Chad is
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>>25181034
no swearing allowed buddy
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>>25180961
r9k have no mind to get on above pathetic meme it seem.

>>25180950
Nothing. I would have said you got some great patience but you just lack the social skill to act around women. Maybe are you trying too hard ? or just maybe you get Needy ? If so women dislike these qualities. What women like is mostly confidence and ability to take decision without getting pussy. someone that know his limit, someone that can hold a conversation. someone that can actually show some composure in emergency situation.
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>>25180444
american girls are sluts, you guys have it easy
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>>25181056

fit attractive strong non-autistic well-minded moral young man
with a tan
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>>25180961
reminder.
There is no girl on the internet. Bro !
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>>25181034
>lift, get an undercut, get a fashion sense, cry less, fix facial hair
>then you're literally a chad
>where the h*ck is the problem
jesus christ go fuck off dumb normie
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>>25181176
wrong, but good try
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>>25180444

I'm fat and ugly.
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>>25181228

the popularity and sex count arise from that, dumbface!
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>>25181286
If that we're true, then fit wouldn't be filled with pathetic fit turbovirgins.
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>>25180444
i'd like to reach a physical goal to build more confidence, plus if i lose weight i can free up some of my penis thus boosting my confidence
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>>25181351

they probably don't have normie hobbies or a normie state of mind, but are still aspie
or just dont pursue women or friendship, their fault tBh
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>balding
>no beard
>5 inch pencil disfigured dick
>manlet
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>>25180444
She is like perfect. Why can't I have a gf like her?
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>>25181176
I'm all those things, but I will never reach Chad realm because >micropenis
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>>25181225
i am literally: >>25180588
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>>25180444
because I don't want to hook up
fuck you
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Mostly because I hate social media, I refuse to take a picture of myself and blast it onto a website with my name right next to it.

I'd hop on tinder but I live in central europe, so theres barely anyone on it. Oh well
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I get matches on Tinder. Just no replies. So I unmatch then try again with someone else.

I could lower my standards and hire a hooker but I want genuine mutual desire cause I'm a fag like that.
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>>25181509

how big my famm?
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>>25181555
what the fuck? literally why? hell take a thousand selfies and pic the best one ffs. trips of retardation tBh.
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>>25181176
>fit attractive strong non-autistic well-minded moral young man with a tan
Remember boys and girls Chad is a paladin of justice and he would never do anything wrong
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>>25181039
then you should use a christian dating site
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>>25181660
i mean not a far-right-winger or a guy who gets off to drawings or a guy interested in gore or a guy who wants to "le revolt against gubmint" or go on a school shooting, or whatever aspie shit goes through robots' minds
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>>25181469
because she's some pic i pulled off motherless. It amazes me though how many pics like that there are on there. Literally tens of thousands of different girls taking nude selfies and eventually getting posted. Makes me afraid if I ever have a daughter. Pretty much if you take a selfie and you're a girl, it WILL end up on the internet.
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>>25181576
slightly over 3x3

Worst part of it woman give me attention.
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not a virgin but all these hookup sites do is skew the dating pool in women's favor, not men. A single attractive man can cycle through different women basically daily, quickly and most importantly anonymously.

the last girl I "dated" was 4 months ago, she was almost 300lbs and stopped talking to me so she could fuck this attractive guy with literally 3 "girlfriends". fuck women.
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>>25181757

It also gives even 5/10 women enough attention then start acting like 8s. It makes it easier for women and way WAY harder for the average guy.
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>>25181757
>she was almost 300lbs and stopped talking to me so she could fuck this attractive guy
and they say lower your standards
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>>25181749

>tfw none of those things
>but 7x5.5 high stamina
>women never give me attention

I'll trade you my dick for your non-autism.
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I don't try at all
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>>25180444
>live with parents
>no friends
How do you justify this to a woman?
I don't even know what normal is enough to even try pretending to be.
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>>25181555
I came here to post this.

Plus I hate people my age.
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>>25181734
not if she doesn't send it to someone
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>>25181820
You can work on those things and improve your chances. I on the other end have peaked but will always remain a dicklet.
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>>25181034
out you go, into the trash with you
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>>25181757
that's true i'm sure but there has to be average girls on there too that just want to get fucked. If chad can get any girl, he's not going to be picking the average ones when he can have the prime puss. I think above all else the key is not coming off as thirsty to girls.
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>>25181846
why would she take it if she isn't sending to someone? that makes no sense.
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>>25181840

you can't, women are value-based daters. Luckily for us their standards are somehow higher than they were 50 years ago while the quality of men has fallen, because feminism, and instead of trying to fix it/lowering their standards they just import men from other countries they haven't fucked up yet.
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>>25181795
but on the other side of it also doesn't let women have this idea in their head that 'one day chad will notice me' because they can see that they're being rejected by chad. I think these apps are decreasing the delusion that used to be more prevalent among fat girls and such.
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>>25181854

>work on and improve autism

I literally psychologically cannot tell what somebody is thinking or feeling. I've had to learn to read emotions the same way you would a horse or a cat and it doesn't really work very well. From the 1-2 times I've had sex I'd say being able to have a close friendship seems better.

You could always get one of those freakish penis implants.
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>>25181956

>being rejected by chad
>chad giving up free and easy puss

literally doesn't happen. chads bang fat chicks and then laugh about it on facebook.
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>>25181840
you can always just omit that stuff. girls want to talk about themselves, not you.
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>>25181918
you'd be surprised how many females don't. it's actually a common thing to just take them and do nothing with them
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>>25181867

literally how is that not all
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>>25181980
>From the 1-2 times I've had sex
>still complaining about mah autism

Dude fuck off, you are no kin of mine.

>You could always get one of those freakish penis implants.

And do what with it? I would be in the same situation I'm in now, expect now I have a broken flacid dick.
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>>25182010

this. you should see how many dick pics I have on my cell phone. it's 90% dicks and cats.
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>>25182002
>chads bang fat chicks and then laugh about it on facebook

No, that's what normies do. Chad has no reason to bang fat chicks unless that's what he's into.
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>>25182002
no they don't. they aren't chads if they're fucking fat girls.
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>>25182047
well thousands still end up online somehow
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>>25182046

you could literally get as much sex as you want but you're hung up on your microdick. just get a gf and then have BBS (black bull sunday) every week. faggot.
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>>25182155
>you could literally get as much sex as you want
You would never know my feels you stupid unvirgin. Get the fuck off my board.
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>>25181034
why are normies so fucking deluded
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>>25182194

I lost my virginity at 24 to an overweight girl who felt bad for me.

pity autism sex < attractive volcel

>boo hoo im an attractive normie but I have a tiny penis my life is so hard

fuck off.
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>>25180444
>You don't even have to TALK to people anymore, just send some lame txt message.
That's simply not true, at least in my case.

I used Tinder a few weeks, made a few matches with decent looking women after unmatching with the bots and landwhales. Sent all of them messages, most didn't respond, and the few that did stopped responding after a few message exchanges.
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>>25182275
how is it not that
reeeee
sorry i don't know the exact definition for your "chad" meme, kekkity.
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>tfw reached a point where you stopped caring or trying

Someone could text me to come over and fuck them right now and I'd decide to stay home and play vidya. There's too much insecurity at this point.
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>>25182290
It's obviously harder then yours if you managed to have sex. Again, fuck off and leave this board. It's for people with, you know, ACTUAL problems.
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>tfw chad features
>tfw don't know how to do normie photo filters and touch ups to make skin look fake
>tfw no friends to take "candid" (fake) photos of me to put on dating profile
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Bad clinical depression and anxiety. leaving the house is a herculean feat. Let alone if I had any motivation to do anything or have sex
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>>25180444

I've had a few girls ask me to take their virginity. Problem is I grew up fat and now have body dysmorphia.
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>>25181034
>lift, get an undercut, get a fashion sense,
This is a surefire way to look like a tool, don't listen to this retard. Undercuts went out of style for a while now
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>>25182375

I'm a fucking ugly AUTIST. I have no friends and see my family once a year. social skills are literally magic to me and yet I still managed to get my dick wet, meanwhile you are sitting around crying because my little dick wont satisfy the women who hit on me on a monthly basis. literally all you have to do is bang one of the chicks in your friend circle who likes you, little dick means fucking nothing.

reevaluate your life.
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>>25182624
Cut masterrace.
But yeah, now I see faggots with manbuns. I can't help but laugh at those faggots.
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>>25182624

What's the new cut then? Just seems to be blended undercuts, or undercuts styled forward and hanging over the forehead.
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>>25182643
>waaahhh mah autism
>waaaahhh I have no social skills!

If it was that bad, you wouldn't have gotten laid in the first place.

>friends
Who do you think I am?

If I was able to have the sexual confidence to bang one of these chicks, I wouldn't be drinking and posting on fucking r9k. I don't think you even comprehend how small 3x3 is. End yourself you fucking normie.
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I've been a involuntary virgin for a couple years until I visited Wizardchan where I realized that it was destiny that made me into a virgin and I'm probably not even made to be in a relationship in the first place.
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Because I don't make any effort to be proactive and find someone to date/hook-up with. I also spend too much time playing WoW.

I'm not bad looking or particularly socially inept, it just doesn't really happen for me.
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>>25182643
story?

step by step what process did you go through
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>>25182643
>I'm a fucking ugly AUTIST I have no friends
>Bang one of the chicks in your friend circle

Found the normalfag
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how do i desensitize my peener ?
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>fat
>ugly
>poor
>acne
>mentally ill
Because I'm a 1/10.
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i'm fat and indian, do i really need to explain any further?
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>>25182895
>do i really need to explain any further?
no, but you do need to poo in the loo
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Get a fucking hooker
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because Tinder is like going to a hooker, with the only difference that a hooker doesn't have any expectations. tinder is for degenerated people and humans in 20 years will look with disgust about our shallowness
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>>25180444
Because i'm a manlet without beard, so girls find me a 0/10, while boys find me a 7~8/10.
So i fuck boys instead, lmao
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i'd hate mysekf even more than i already do if i tried to whore myself out on the internet
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>>25182481
you need to be taking medication. it doesn't help instantly but it's worth a shot. also therapy if you can get it. But you need to find a good therapist which is difficult.
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I have this weird phobia about approaching and meeting new people, like if there are new people in the house I will actively hide from them, if there's a movie I'm watching that has a guy meeting a girl to go on a date I will either skip that part or leave the room until it's over. I have tried creating dating profiles and have even gotten girls to message me because I',m honestly not that bad looking, but as soon as I get a message I either ignore it or freak out and delete my profile, I don't know what to do and I think I'm just going to be a virgin forever.
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I'm very terrified about sex and there's nobody that I like. Also, I don't have social life now.
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>>25182805
death grip, edge as long as possible, etc. original comment 123
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>>25180444
either you're lying or I'm deformed.

even if you're right and i'm not deformed, girls only put out to chad. they wont fuck me because i'm a 3/10.
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>>25180444
Because I don't know how to have sex. At all. I have no idea what I'd do. I just can't picture myself being able to do that stuff they do in porn. I'd get there and have no idea what to do.
I can really never have sex because I just don't know how and there's no way to learn.
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>>25180503
how small

>tfw 5 = king of the dicklets and mantlet of the big dicks
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I'm an average looking minority which makes me ugly white guy tier. I've tried tinder it didnt work
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>>25185003
>death grip
i would assume that means grip it hard ?
and edging is masturbating but then stopping right before you cum ?
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20 year old virgin. White. 6'4". 6-7/10. I havent even come close to kissing a girl. I literally dont understand how to make this happen organically. Do women even like men? I know they really dont like me
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>>25186233
>white
>tall
Fresh vagina where ever you go senpai. I really dont know why youre even here
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>>25186285
>>25186285
Everyone here says that. I just dont understand. Women have never seemed interested in me ever in my life. Its never even been me being oblivious. Girls have never ever talked to me. I never went to a school dance and no one seemed shocked. I would normally chalk this up to autism and such but i was a starting football player and popular with the guys in high school. I just dont understand
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>>25180692
>he doesn't want casual sex
you people piss me off and I'm not entirely sure why
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>>25180444
for a lot of these guys they dont have a chance
on stuff like tinder females only want the top 15% or so of men while men will bang the top 60% of women. Essentially all the women are recycling the same group of guys passing on the same diseases.

They are better off working the angles in person but being robots probably arent capable. This is a sort of hell they are stuck in.
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>>25186480
that's fucking radical
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cus ugly as fuck m8, lol
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>>25180444
>It's not going to get any easier than it is right now

I must have missed that memo somewhere along the line. Tell me OP, when and to what did you lose yours? Because unless I'm as massive an autist as I'm beginning to imagine myself, nobody has ever propositioned me for sex or anything resembling the sort. Save for a sex-starved Golden Retriever and a goat.
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>>25180444
I am a massive pussy
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>>25180444
I had sex one, when i was 14, now 10 years has passed, and nothing.

So i still feel like a virgin.

Anxiety, something so simple normalfags can't understand.
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>>25180444
you clearly aren't fat op
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>>25181034
a how-to guide to being a tool.
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>>25180444
I'm not especially good looking and have never tried to initiate any kind of romantic or sexual relationship with a woman. I'm physically attracted to them, but spending time with women is so tiresome.
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>>25180444
because id feel guilty like god hates me or some shit
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>>25180444
today and last week ive fucked 2 diferent womans, if i just say this youll say "fuck off chad" im far to chad status and they are not qtpis, just people you fuck, sometimes i thing you robots are searching more than you can reach, think in your league mates, everybody wants a ferrari, sometimes you got to take the diesel 15yo sedan lifes gives you, and thats a lot desu
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>>25181034
>he thinks haircuts and clothes can cure autism

Jesus, is this how all normies think?
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I'm not a virgin. I've had sex with over 70 women. I honestly get more enjoyment out of math/science and acquiring money.

I come on /r9k/ for my weekly dose of misogyny to keep me on track and remind myself why women are all evil succubi that will sap your power.
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I can be pretty fucking smooth through messaging. Messages allow me to think my response through and make it witty. My looks are average at the absolute best but I could probably snag some pussy online.

This does not translate into the real world though. I cannot think on my feet to save my life and I am incredibly reserved and soft-spoken. I'm also a manlet.

So let's say some girl is down to fuck. We schedule a meet-up and she sees a disheveled manlet that can't hold a conversation without LONG pauses between responses. If she sticks around I will the fumble my dick around her vagina and cum in record time, supposing I can even manage an erection (a rare occurrence these days).

>b-b-but you have experience now!
Experience at failure with no guidance on what to do.

I will pass. My dreams have been extra vivid lately. I'll just experience love and sex vicariously through them now. Good-bye normalcy.
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Live in very religious town and only girls willing to do it have herpes and are hopped up on crack
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My problem was always as to where to have sex, I don't have a license so I can't go to their place, and i'm really embarrassed to have them come into my home. It's probably a bad excuse but it's mine and ill stick by it.
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I don't want a hook up, I want a cute girlfriend.
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>>25190967
Just hire a Taxi
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>>25181734
i really want to find someone i know on motherless, like i've always wanted to, but its just too much crap to sort through
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>>25181734
I think about this whenever I open up my folders.

I must have thousands if not tens of thousands of pictures of naked random chicks, and probably seen 10 times that amount.

I have probably seen some chick on the street whose picture I have blown loads to and never even realized it.

I hope when you die there's like an archive of these interesting little tid bits of info that you'd have know way of knowing.
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I'm only 5'6" no girl wants that :)
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Will anyone actually read my post if I start it off by saying I am a virgin because I damned well earned it?

By that I mean, I basically crawled away from the pussy on my hands and knees at all costs. On multiple occasions. I'd rather live and die alone than become intimate with someone else, honestly.

I lost the closest person in the world to me a little over a year ago, and I learned not to make that mistake again.
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>>25180444
I'm in this situation where I don't pursue girls at all

I'm not motivated enough to have casual sex and masturbation is good enough

>tfw girls say you're bullshitting when you tell them you're a virgin
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>>25180833
this was the best answer in the thread up until this point. So im gunna stop reading here, cause this thread is fuckall long
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>>25180444
I despise most social media and normie forms of communication
Interacting with people is unbearable for me
I'm anti-social
I don't care
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>>25180444
Why is every TS on backpages some 8in+ Dom?

How's a nigga supposed to lose his virginty?
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>>25188115
yea me too, but i was 20, now 5 years have passed
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>>25180791

Slut's don't distribute the pussy evenly, kid.

Being a slut doesn't mean she has no standards, it just means she gives up her pussy much sooner and easier for anyone who does meet those standards.
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I almost always get too emotionally involved. I give my all and get hurt when they aren't like me and give everything back.
I panic far too much as well, if someone doesn't reply I'll get stupid shit into my head like what they're actually doing.
Fuck me I don't want a gf I have no time for a relationship right now, I just want to have intimacy with someone
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acne scars
overbite
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to non-virgins who have had sex, but not in quite a while, is it worth it? is it better than masturbation?
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>>25194516
thinking back, yea it was pretty much worth it.
Every time I came I could just roll over and relax and she had to clean it up.
And then I just laid back and was like, oh... that was cool.
and then havne't had sex in like 3 years
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>>25181034

>lift

Time (at least a year), diet, and even then it means nothing if your genes aren't good.

>fashion sense

Research, time, money.

>cry less

where is anyone crying?

>fix facial hair

pretty easy.

This is the problem with the dating market today; young men are told they have to be everything for a woman, and women are told their cunts are more than enough and they don't have to do shit.

>just be everything for a chance at putting your cock in a hole she was born with, Anon!

And people wonder why men aren't "men" anymore? Because the only incentive to be a traditional man came from women being the traditional woman.
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>>25181729

there's that Just World Syndrome again :^)

filler text and so on
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>assburgers
>no friends
>no social life
>no social network
>can't into socializing
>socially awkward, and not in that cutesy teehee tumblr kind of way

After losing lots of weight and getting more fashionable glasses I think I'm pretty alright looking and could possibly even attract grills, but I'm simply just too awkward and boring for most of the girls.
I don't want to have some flings or casual sex (not that those are available for me anyway), those don't feel appealing to me at all.

I want a girlfriend, but I feel like getting one is impossible if I don't have any kind of friends or social life. Even if I managed to meet a girl from some other way the fact that I'm a complete loner would probably creep her out.
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>>25194686
>>assburgers
>>no friends
>>no social life
>>no social network
>>can't into socializing
>>socially awkward, and not in that cutesy teehee tumblr kind of way

holy fuck this is literally me. I have all those things

might kill myself,
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>>25194686
>>assburgers
>>no friends
>>no social life
>>no social network
>>can't into socializing
>>socially awkward, and not in that cutesy teehee tumblr kind of way
>After losing lots of weight and getting more fashionable glasses I think I'm pretty alright looking and could possibly even attract grills, but I'm simply just too awkward and boring for most of the girls.
>I don't want to have some flings or casual sex (not that those are available for me anyway), those don't feel appealing to me at all.
>I want a girlfriend, but I feel like getting one is impossible if I don't have any kind of friends or social life. Even if I managed to meet a girl from some other way the fact that I'm a complete loner would probably creep her out.

this is this.

I am very appreciated at work because I'm good at my job and some of the female staff my age can see that, but they would definitely find it weird to hand out with me outside of work because I literally have nothing else going on.
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>>25189788

we're not the ones who have high standards. Most men just want their equivalent in a woman. Wanting a woman who's thin because I am, gainfully employed because I am, etc does not make me a loser with "high standards".
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i dont care for the pleasures of the flesh
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>>25194747
being obese is worse than smoking, not finishing school, having a small penis and having no job
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>>25194814
I guess time to stop being fucking fat, FUCK
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>>25180444
if you own a mobile you dont belong here
normie trash reeeee
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>>25194814

b-b-but it's men who have unrealistic standards in regards to women's bodies Anon!
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Over the last 2 or 3 years I've given social media a fair shot for finding a relationship. Mainly through meetme, Tinder and Facebook.
>be 17 on meetme
>end up talking to a qt about movies, music and such
>she likes me, thinks I'm funny, ect
>somehow end up trading lewds
>every conversation going well for weeks
>she's clearly a manic depressive sad sack, but I don't give a shit
>end up telling me how her dad hates niggas
>eventually her parents see the conversation she's been having with me
>they take her phone away and tell her to cut contact
I'm 20 now and found her on meetme again, tried to start a conversation but she seems to have either forgotten who I was entirely or just wasn't interested

The next girl I met was also off of meetme
>same set up as last time, thing I'm funny, cool ect
>great conversation for like a year
>ends up saying the tired line of 'you're so great, how don't you have a gf?'
>she ends up getting a sperglord bf even uglier and more autistic than I am
>end up cutting contact because all she would talk about involved drugs or fucking her bf
>she ends up getting pregnant
>her bf gets abusive and even more sperged out
>they break up and get back together
>occasionally check normiebook and see updates on their life at least the babies cute
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>>25194991
Cont.
The Facebook girl
>through mutual friends I've made from autistic Facebook groups I comment on a friends post
>qt is also on post and I made some home and end up adding her
>eventually she messages me first
>we end up joking about dumb shit, you already know the cycle at this point
>she's a retarded religious shithead
>her retarded religious shithead parents also hate niggers
>after months of conversation the autistic bitch gets her friend to pressure me to ask this dumb bitch out via the fucking internet(she's a few states away, and I never fucking met her)
>I do it because I don't have a lot of friends and want to continue conversation
>autism from her side ensues
>she eventually blocks me for commenting on her retarded posts when she says shit like 'why do black people get their own colleges? If there were white only colleges they'd be angry!'
I've since given up on anything involving picking up women on social media. All of them are toxic as shit, and white women always seem to have racist parents
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>>25182293
Why do they even swipe right? Just to fuck with us?
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I simply dont believe in those types of websites, and if I am looking for someone to love, am looking for someone that loves me by my way and that we are not looking each other as a sex partner.

7/10 fag here
7 inch dick here
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>>25180759
Oy vey
We lost 6 million in an accident, so one less goyim penis is nothing
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>>25194991
>>25195009
Fellow blackbot knows those feels
Are you a virgin?
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I've mastered the art of getting myself off
Don't need some used up roastie slut
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>>25195389
Khv reporting bloxxc
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>>25186439
>getting buttmad because other people don't agree with you

King of Normies
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>>25196205
nah it's just intrinsically sex is nothing more than sex. It's nothing more than a penis going inside a vagina for procreation or simulated procreation.
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Saving myself for marriage.
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>>25180444
The ass was too tight. So unless oral sex counts, I'm still a virgin.
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>>25196158
Ayy, my fellow BBC virgin
Doesn't it suck that all robots think being black automatically gets you white pussy?
It's like they don't realize how autistic we all are
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>>25191896
>>25191166
i know rite? i've never found anyone I know on there but then again, maybe i have and just haven't realized it. search anonib if you want pics organized better by location but there's much less win on there. i miss the old motherless when there was still bestiality and shit on there. Oh well, that's what happens when a site becomes popular i guess.
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>>25185182
i never said that I found a girl through social media, but i know tons of people do. I meet my fiance at school in real life like a normal person.
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>>25182492
and you didn't oblige them? what's wrong with you?
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>>25180444
>Unless you are hideous, as in deformed hideous
I'm not even that but I would be kidding myself trying to use something like tinder.
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I'm not a virgin, i have a gf :)
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>>25194516
If it with a girl you love and loves you back, still amazing, with random sluts not much.
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Because I was born deformed.
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>>25180444

See, I'm interested in actual romantic love and a deep meaningful relationship like a dumb schmuck.

I'll probably die alone for this.
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>>25196228

Yeah if you're nothing more than an animal perhaps.

Don't you care to nurture the human in you at all or is mindless porking good enough?

As far as I'm concerned I can go jerk off if I'm horny, if I'm going to bother being with another person at that level of intimacy I feel I should feel something for them other than lust.
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>>25180444
I had my chances with a few decent looking girls while at school, I blew it but I clang on to hope it could happen again. It didn't and now I feel like I have missed something even if I know teenage romances generally aren't all that great. So I do not wish for my first time to be with some random slut in the club and definitely not with a hooker, I am have a strong case of >tfw no gf. Yet due to the reasons previously mentioned I lose interest quikly since I know I will not get what I want since what I want is to correct my past mistakes. Oh yeah a recent development is the fact that I do not interact with women regularly enough to develop feelings for them so the >tfw no gf will continue. Lately though I have been burning with such a lust that I just might pick up a girl from the club at new years if I find a girl I am interested in.
tldr:I have severe self esteem problems due to past mistakes and I wan't to fix them which is impossible since they are in the past.
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>>25196951
Yeah, I blame the media desu. I don't think any female has ever shown me any form of attention ever pretty much. Feels bad
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>>25181517
Fuck off Josh Mably.
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>>25198475
>Yeah if you're nothing more than an animal perhaps.

typical humans with their self-aggrandizement

>Don't you care to nurture the human in you at all or is mindless porking good enough?

I nurture the human in me by having a level of compassion normies can't even fathom. But if you treat sex as anything other than what it is, you get /r9k/. You'll understand when you're older.
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