>you will never be fuck buddies with an older coworker
>you will never accidentally knock her up.
It hurts too much.
>>25180019
I hope she dies giving birth to a dead baby.
You piece of shit.
Kinda scary But kinda hot, I'm 25 and am regularly fucking a 40 year old busty milfy red head that I seduced on okcupid.
Best sex of my life. Hands down. She getsvso into it and overstimulated.
We do it are every time several times each time we see eachother, using my cum as lube.
She is on birth control but egg it's not reassuring enough.
She only had a few boyfriends, her last was get ex husband, was with him 10+ years and then went without sex for a year plus.
We even talked about "what if" and she thinks she would keep it, not have me invoiced if I don't want since she wouldn't want to ruin my life with my fiancee.
>>25180314
>having the sex
>having an fiancee
I think you need to GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25180314
>fiancee
Your a piece of shit holy fuck
>>25180356
She is doing fine. She endorses me having a fuck buddy. We don't get to spend enough time together and her libido\stamina is lower than mine. Her idea even.
As long as I'm safe and she is my focus it's All good.
We tried the poly thing were I Dated another, but it assent for us.
The woman I was seeing ended up being her best friend now, they even love together. Sadly back when I was seeing both there were no double sexy times to be had, only one on one.
>>25180566
Damn phone, I meant to say it wasn't for us and that they live together now.
I work in an office that's almost entirely divorced middle-aged women. There's me, a girl around my age (mid-20s), and a bunch of lonely late-30s to 40-something women who want to feel young and sexy again. I've slept with over a dozen of my coworkers.I almost wish one would get pregnant, I want to have a family someday but I'm no good at actual dating and romance and stuff.
>>25180351
nigga what the fuck is ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25180314
oh man
i wish i was in your shoes
i got a girl but i want to taste other flavors
with my dick
in before hate, it's warranted but i dont give a fuck
>>25180632
That sounds like heaven to me...
Where do you work.
Older women are my number one turn on. I like being the young sexy scandalous thing to end their dry spell.
>>25180819
This is my fetish.
Being the young stud to give them some big dick they haven't had.
>>25180819
I work in the office half of a produce plant. One half packs and cleans and ships out the veggies, and is basically just men. The work sucks, the pay sucks, and a lot of people quit. I used to work in that half years ago. Now I'm in the office section which is mostly women. They hired me because they needed someone on-site to fix computers when problems pop up. That's me.
>>25180566
Holy fucking shit dude. Learn how to use English and a keyboard. God fucking damn. Most incomprehensible shit I've read in awhile.
I did with my dad's boss at a Christmas party. Now I'm a stay at home dad.
>>25180881
How did you get IT credentials? I'm thinking of getting a job doing the same thing. I have a little bit of experience with it (a paid internship before I dropped out) but not much.
>>25180942
Holy shit what. Story now.
>>25180958
Two-year college course and a bunch of cert courses, which are usually only a few days, but have to be renewed every few years. Now I'm qualified to fix computers, maintain networks, and apparently plow milfs.
>>25181014
That's not too bad. Not bad at all, actually. Especially the plowing MILFs perk.
How many have you fucked?
>temp at a new job
>bitchy lady everyone hates
>older, but still bangable
>getting a desk next to her's come new years
>only guy not married, and youngest by a few years
>swore I saw her wink at me out of the corner of my eye
Tried this at a previous job. We had interest, but held off on meeting up until I switched jobs. She turned out to be a total trainwreck.
>>25181081
Fourteen. A dozen and change, basically. It's fun, I suppose. They don't get attached and I don't want attachment because I don't like talking to people.
>>25181133
Well done anon. You sound like me but older and not a virgin.
Were they attractive for the most part?
>>25181178
Yeah, in that kind of "past their prime" way you see with older pornstars. Saggy and their skin's kind of weird and their faces aren't that great but you still go to town because you know they were smoking hot at one point. A few are still in decent shape, too. I'm not picky, though. I'll take a woman who used to be really hot and is still okay over a round with my hand.
>>25180968
When I was 16 I got to go to my dad's office Christmas party. It wasn't really for me I kind of kept to my own business but I did end up talking to and getting to know his boss. Alcohol was involved, mostly for her and they told me to help her home since she lived in a high rise not a couple blocks away. She brought me in when we got to her place and fucked me, then again the next day. When she started to find out more about me like my age and who I was though she freaked. From that one night stand though she got pregnant. For whatever reason I was the one that got all the shit for it, and was made to "man up" and take responsibility. We ended up getting actually married when I turned 18, and have been together since.
>>25181247
Do you hate your life or do you not mind?
>>25181268
I'm kind of happy with it. Not the way I wanted things and it was hard at first, but we've got a nice little family now. Sometimes I wish I could have at least gone to college, but the kids are more important.
>>25181247
How old is the boss?
Why no condom? WHY? Why why why....
Even pull out is good.
Or have her drink more and fuck her add instead.
>>25180667
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO best meme 2016
>>25181326
She's 12 years older than me. No condom because I was 16 and stupid and it was my first time and her because she was drunk I guess. Though that doesn't really excuse the next day.
>>25181325
That's sweet. What as it like when you had to take responsibility? Did you move in with her? How awkward was it? Did you have pregnant sex? When did you start to like it? Sorry about all these questions but this is such a cute story.
>>25181247
I'm pretty jealous. I've gotten girls pregnant but there was never an emotional connection, and never with a girl that much older than me.
>>25181374
My parents were hard on my case but she was more understanding and sorry that it happened. I did move in with her yes, to help out when she was pregnant. My parents just wanted me to be there for the baby as a father instead of a proper relationship with the mother, but me and her became close when I started living with her and at some point we decided we were happy to form a proper relationship. It was definitely awkward at first though since there wasn't any idea of the relationship yet just two stranger parents to an unborn child. Pregnant sex became a thing when we decided upon the relationship, and again before our second child was born. It took a lot of getting used to at first and was pretty hard but I started to like it when I felt like she treated me as an equal and an adult, a partner despite our age and other differences. No one had ever been like that to me before, not even my parents. I don't mind the questions, ours is a pretty weird situation so I'm not surprised if some people are curious. People IRL are often curious.
>>25181488
I like to view the experience as a whole rather than just getting to brag about getting an older woman pregnant.
>>25181592
Still, it seems like something that would be nice to have. I have kids, but you have a family.
>>25181592
How long was it before you two started falling in love?
>>25181651
I want to say after we got married and through the birth of our second child, since it was what we wanted rather than an accident. That brought us very close and things have only gotten better since.
>>25181690
So you spent to first two years just living together?
>Chill out with a woman during my breaks and lunch
>People are thinking that I like her
>I don't
>I am going out with them to drink sake at a weeb karaoke place and they are trying to get the girl to come along
>They are trying to get something happening with me and her
>Don't want to not go because I rarely have any chance to drink with people due to fucking stupid work schedule
Please tell me how to get them to stop it, I don't want rumors about this shit going around. P sure they aren't listening when I say I'm not interested
>>25181592
Did you drop out of high school? How'd you take care of the baby at 16
>>25181714
In the first year we decided to try out a relationship, and got on pretty well after that. Maybe it's weird but the way I feel, I want to say we weren't 'in love' yet. Maybe we loved being together, but I didn't feel the same about her then as I do now and I think she feels the same way. Probably in part because we weren't really, really serious until we got married. We were living together in a relationship with a baby, but in another life that could have kept going perhaps and eventually we'd just have ended things mutually.
But yes, in roughly the first two years we lived together. She went to work, I went to school, and spent our free time together. After the baby was born, I stayed at home to take care of her, and finished high school more or less from home.
>>25181761
Said here >>25181835 but, I was almost 17 by the time the baby was born leaving only about three semesters left. What I couldn't do from home or online, I did during the summer with some babysitting help from our families.
>>25181835
How soon did you start having sex after you moved in?
>>25181898
I moved in after a month of the pregnancy being known and by the sixth month we were experimenting sexually. She took work off so we had a lot more time together in the later months and were at it quite a lot by then.
>>25181978
how the fuck did she not get tagged for statutory rape
also how old are you now anon
>you will never sniff her breast
>>25182033
this is now a meik thread
>>25182033
She and my parents were smart about how they handled the situation, and I wasn't dumb enough to go telling about it. Now, I am 22.
>>25182081
oh baby
dfasfasf
>>25182100
God damn robot, living the dream
>>25180566
>assent
Wtf, how do stupid, poor people get so much pussy they always have a baby mama 'n shit?
>>25182108
GOOTEGS!!!!!!!!!
>>25181247
Yeah, sure thing bud
>>25181488
>gotten girls pregnant
>girls
>s
Degenerate.
>>25182100
I have to say I'm jealous. I'd love to have a loving family of my own.
>>25182292
>Degenerate.
Yep. I wish things had worked out with the first. She was sweet. Gorgeous body, too.
>>25181356
>28
>old/milf
>>25181592
Are you white?
(original)
>>25182691
I don't think I ever said that she was old or a milf, just that she is older than me. Though I guess she's a milf now.
>>25182714
Yes, we both are.
>>25182809
How did she break the news of her pregnancy? Did she tell your dad or you first?
>>25182897
Yes she told my parents, my dad first. Then they turned to me and started hammering me with questions. When they figured out what happened, they came down on me like a ton of bricks.
>>25183024
Were they aware that you had sex before she told them she was pregnant?
>>25183058
They were not, no. I made up an excuse that my friend came and got me and spent the night at his place because she wanted to keep what happened between us secret.
>>25183094
What made you decide to have a second kid. How old were you at the time?
>>25182809
You sound like a faggot of a father.
Please don't have any more.
>>25183180
Between getting married and our honeymoon, we felt very close and in love. Kind of cheesy but she talked to me about it during that time and asked if I wanted to have another in a cute way, and it was very sweet. I was 18 at the time.
>>25183202
Logged for the record. I don't think there's much a risk of anymore kids, but
>mfw she's talked about having another before, even recently
>>25183361
No, seriously.
I hope they become drug addicts or turn into traps.
