U-um, I-I know you probably think I'm weird but I really like you a lot and wanted to give you this!
M-merry Christmas /r9k/!
A noose? Thank you!
>>25179054
I want to disembowel you, but a bomb in you and at your funeral kill all your family members.
I hate you more than I hate life
I want you to die
I finally met a girl and she cares about my depression and such is finally meeting me she was out on errands today but she keeps hinting about getting me a Christmas gift.
And I'm like the ugliest weirdest depressed guy ever and somehow this girl comes into my life.
But I been alone my whole life so I have no idea how to act or what to do and I'm angry because she's always on my mind and stuff.
But I mean if this can happen to me after 24 years of solitude then I guess it can happen to anyone.
>>25179115
Edgiest post this month
Do a Vocaroo of it while playing one-winged angel in the backgroud of it, please.