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>all my life afraid I have a small penis
>never measure my penis ever.
>Compare to hand one day in highschool and say that Im pretty sure its at least 5 inches
>always too afraid to have sex because girl will think my penis is small
>Finally have sex with a girl anyways in college
>bang around her cervix
>/a/non your really big, be gentle
>tell her how Ive never measured it and dont think its that big
>she says no way, grabs a tailor measuring tape and shows me its a little over 8 inches long
>also a little over 5.75 average girth when Ive always thought I had a pencil
Dudes you just have to be yourself and stop worrying. Sure I may have lucked out, but I didnt know that and let an irrational fear rule my life. Porn literally has warped everyones mind into how big penis's are supposed to look.
>tfw 5.5x5 flaccid.
I really cant believe I thought I was a dicklet all this time.
Wow congratulations on working hard and accomplishing things
Proofs for the robot
>at the doctors
>nurse is checking me for a hernia
>have to lay down nude while she pokes me and listens with a scope to me
>its cold and im scared
>dick literally shrinks to less than 1 inch
>she say "awww thats a cute one"
lay a ruler over the top of your dick and take a pic.
>just a sec babe I'm gonna brag on /r9k/ while posing it as giving advice
>have 8x5.75 cock
>just bee urself guyz
>>25177800
kek, she's gonna regret saying that to a small penis humiliation fetishist some day
>>25177775
>>25177803
Im not posting my dick online. I hate you faggots too much.
>>25177732
Thanks. Never thought Id bang a girl either due to how afraid I was that my dick was too small.
>>25177819
Can you not see how my fear was irrational and that I got caught up in something trivial. Im sure you have insecurities that are unfounded as well holding you back. Just be yourself dude.
>>25177625
HAHAHA FUCK YOU OP AND YOUR GIANT MUTANT FREAK DICK THAT ONLY HURTS GIRLS! HAHHAHA YOU WON'T EVER BE RED ZONE LIKE ME! HAHAHAH! ENJOY YOUR PURPLE ZONE DICK FAGGOT! HAHAHAHA
>>25177888
Yet you still call other people "dicklets" so apparently you do think having a 5 inch dick is a bad thing.
You did absolutely nothing, and learned absolutely nothing. You were just born with a big dick. That's it. If you had a small dick, you'd still be insecure.
>>25177918
I apologized immediately after banging her cervix because I didnt know what I was doing and she said that she liked knowing I filled her up and knowing that theres a big dick in her. Just that I need to do it gently.
>>25177943
Woah I used to be a dicklet in spirit like you as well so I understand your anger. But the post isnt about dicklets, its about letting insecurities control you.
>You did absolutely nothing
I had sex and got over an irrational unfounded fear. Hows you life accomplishments coming.
>>25177982
>having to be gentle
>not being able to go balls deep as you fuck the shit out of a girl
Must be difficult for you
>>25177800
>>she say "awww thats a cute one"
Wtf. Im pretty sure they arent supposed to make comments about a patient's dick right?
Might as well post this here, i wanted to ask this since forever. Never told this to anyone.
>circumhalal'd
>5.5
>discover fapping incorrectly as a kid, did it for a good while by pressing my dick against my bladder/belly repeatedly or humping stuff
>got a wound/blister from it on the underside of my glans, pretty small but it kind of looks like a sore now, purple-ish in color
>gives my slight pain sometimes while fapping
Am i going to catch shit for this if i ever manage by some astronomical chance to have a gf? I imagine they're gonna think it's an std or something like that.
>>25178045
Better than you if you think having sex is an 'life accomplishment' worth running to /r9k/ to brag about.
And again, the only reason you "got over" your fear was because it was unfounded in the first place. If it wasn't then you wouldn't have "gotten over" it and you'd still be insecure.
At least I'm not so stupid that I'm self conscious about things that aren't true.
>>25178055
Im perfectly happy with that. Id rather her remember I banged her than go balls deep. And its not like I can be rough. I dont know how to move my hips.
>>25178142
Any insight? Does this shit have a name?
>>25177982
literally fuck off you cunt
>>25178055
If he goes slow and pushes in, leaves it there, goes back a bit, pushes it back in really slowly, basically let het adjust to your size (don't switch positions) she'll be able to take it balls deep.
>>25178142
>discover fapping incorrectly
Yes. Yes you are. You see this happened to me as well. When you finally meet a girl heres what you have to understand.
You have to mentally train yourself to orgasm. As in the technique. Right now you are mentally expecting something that a girl cant really replicate. Have you tried masturbating with you hands. If youre like me it wont work. They may be fine for you now but when you get with a girl youll realize that you cant get off to a hand job. Worst part was when she asked me for advice and how I do it for reference and I wasnt about to show her I humped stuff. Secondly a vagina isnt going to feel anything like it should to you. Humping things creates an intense amount of pressure on the penis and is good for quick "deep" orgasms as I call them. But a vagina cant replicate that kind of pressure. When I first had sex I thought "thats it"
I was expecting something to literally wring out my dick.
Girl started having a mental break down because no matter what she did I couldnt get off. Only time I got off was when I was making out and started using her to dry hump.
btw it takes about 90 days to fix this. Took me about 70 though. You have to force yourself to fap normally. After 3 weeks I was finally able to orgasm from my hand.Enjoy 3weeks of no orgasm. and Now I can experience real orgasms. Its a different feeling. Saying its better is a stretch because it feels so different. Like its over my entire body instead of having my dick wrung. Also because Im not relying on insane pressure my erection quality shot up because the better the erection the better it feels.
>be black
>bbc myth constantly gets pushed by cucks and fetishistic white women
>have a 5 inch penis
>have never had sex
>probably will never have sex with a white woman
>will probably settle for an asian woman since i'm so small and pathetic.
>>25178147
>Better than you if you think having sex is an 'life accomplishment'
So you arent accomplishing anything with your life.
>At least I'm not so stupid that I'm self conscious about things that aren't true.
Oh we have a chad here.
>>25178303
why the hostility. Just be yourself and Im sure shell like what you have as well.
>>25178337
People used to jokingly say that I had a snake and used it as rope.
I didnt understand at the time that they chose me for this joke because of my bulge which I was never good at hiding. Probably because my penis is average size of an erection flaccid.
>>25178332
I didn't expect anyone to have had the same thing i did. Honestly i think this shit only happens because of circumcision.
I actually switched to normal fapping when i found out it was incorrect, that was quite a long time ago so now i jack off normally just fine. The thing is im concerned about the wound thing. It's purple and looks like a blister, but it's quite small. im worried it'll affect stuff majorly like be too gross or look like an std. Did you get anything similar?
I still get a different feeling from humping stuff though, and it gets me pretty horny. it's like a different sensation, as you said. But i literally cant get off that way anymore, probably for the better.
>>25178358
I'm accomplishing enough that the idea of considering 'having sex' to be a life accomplishment sounds ridiculous.
>>25178492
Ive reverted a few times simply because its easy. Hell really I found a new way which was just rubbing the underside of my penis with my hand psuedo humping something. regular humping actually hurts my penis now.
And I got the weird effect of my penis feeling immense pain after I changed how I fapped. Turns out the pressure was restricting blood flow and the upperhalf of my penis wasnt used to having that much blood in it. Like a pinch was in the middle of my penis. No blister though. Penis pain went away and the girth of my penis improved a little.
>>25178608
So you cant have sex. Just be yourself and youll get a girl too anon.
the hell did i just read?
"i have no sense of size at all and some girl showed me i have a big dick"
my tab says 4chan, why does this look like facebook
>>25178655
Just be yourself brag if I can do it so can you.
>>25178147
You have posted on Reddit numerous times before, I respectfully ask you to go back there.
>>25177625
>yfw you realize youre in the microbenis category
Was in a similar situation, my dick is, i think , average if not smaller. However, I was lucky enough to find a girl who fits it perfectly. I mean, she's tight, and I can bring her to orgasm pretty consistently.
Keep in mind robots: worry about yourself in the same order as you present yourself to people, so your dick size should be the last thing you consider.
My story's similar to yours, OP. Basically I always thought I had a micropenis, but I just recently I learned that I'm 11"x9" (which is apparently larger than average, even though it still looks small to me)! That must have been why all the girls I've been with had broken fire hydrant orgasms all the time. Not gonna post a picture, obviously. Oh yeah, and I should mention that I'm 6'2" and have big hands.
>>25177625
I don't understand how people can be this delusional about their penis size. Jesus I have a 4 inch dick and I thought it was fine/average to the point where people would ask for my dick size and i would confidently say 4 inches lel
How somebody ever considers an 8 incher small is beyond me
>OP has an 8 inch dick
>OP tells us to be ourselves
Wow what a great thread
>grabs a tailor measuring tape
what, during sex ?
>>25179310
No we had taken a quick break because I had banged around her so much. Also this is in college. So everything imaginable is within arms reach
>>25177625
No, porn had warped YOUR mind. I still have a small 4 inch penis and I'm not a retard like you who can't even grasp a difference in 3 inches.
>>25179260
It just looked small to me. Perspective I guess.
>>25179287
My size was exactly what kept me from going after girls.
>>25177918
Who else /redzonemasterrace/ here?
