What should I get my dad for xmas. He's intellectual type and likes football.
>>25176556
If that's true, then you really seem to have a female brain. "Hi I'm a girl and I was wondering about something that has absolutely nothing to do with me being a girl but just wanted to let you guys know."
>>25176625
So are you going to help me with ideas or just be a faggot?
>>25176556
a suicide note
>>25176556
>What should I get my dad for xmas
his son back, or an apology letter.
>>25176648
>Literal faggot calling others a faggot.
A real son
Guys stop being fucks. I just want to be good Christmas girl but can't think of what to buy my dad :(
>>25176556
>>>/adv/
We actually have a board for advice.
Go there, you mentally deficient person.
Mtf here as well anon, im just getting my parents a yankee candle or something, i bought my dad whisky glasses one year but he didn't give a shit, so i dont put so much effort in anymoe
>>25176666
quads confirm that this is the best course of action
>>25176556
>What should I get my dad for xmas. He's intellectual type and likes football.
>Intellectual Type (nerd)
>Likes football (see negroe Chads)
>Has a tranny son
Get him some Bernie Sanders merchandise.
>>25176666
thirding this
Dalmore 12 year, pretty good scotch for 60 bux
A.357 magnum so he can blow his brains out to end this shame that is his son. About 600 dollars
>>25176788
I want to be good daughter and get good gifts :(
Stepmom is getting good stuff because I bought smelly things I wanted for myself. You can't go wrong with lotions and soaps and oils.
>>25176875
My dad doesn't drink especially with my brother now being horrible alcoholic.
>>25176885
Same anon here, guys are harder to buy for, theres much less gifts and stuff for them in the shops, they care less, they would rather treat themselves to something like a tv or some fancy gadget of their own choosing. But that said if you reallly think he will care, get him a fragrance or aftershave or something
>>25176885
>I want to be good daughter and get good gifts
>lotion,soaps, oils
do something with that
>>25176978
see gift option number 2
>>25176978
If you were my brother I would be an alcoholic too.
>>25177006
He doesn't do stuff like that. He's kinda weird only has one bar of soap in shower and buys the crappy soap in bulk. How a person can live like that is beyond me. One year I got him towels and he seemed to like those. He lives simply and honestly with few vices and I love him lots but wtf how are you supposed to buy something for this great dad.
>>25177094
Get him a nice scarf or a good quality shirt that will last, but you need to know his size. See what i mean, men are hard to buy for, thats why i combine my parents gifts and because I was excited about him getting the whisky glasses but he didnt like or use them :(
>>25176556
>Hi I'm mtf trans and was wondering
What was the point of this other than being an attention whore?
>>25177182
No I totally get it I'm hella frustrated with this. If it helps you maybe one year I got my dad soft towels and he liked those a lot.
>>25177094
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2010/06/03/fathers-day-gift-ideas/
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2011/11/27/christmas-gifts-for-men-2011/
let him fuck your smelly boi pucci
>>25176625
The thread should've been archived then and there.
>>25177224
Dont get too frustrated, im sure you will think of something
>>25177237
Good links for lots of people I bet, but none of these things are my dad. He's not into knives or unnecessary leather or cowboy decorations. Only possibility there is the really nice pen but I fear it would be just like the other girl with her whiskey glasses. My dad would probably think like "I can buy 20 bic pens for $5 why do I need fancy pen?"
Grr this is impossible.
>>25176556
A better son.
>>25177388
Lol this was so much funnier the 15th time thanks anon u so funny.
>what should i get my dad for xmas
>also im trans
simple yet good bait op, 9/10
>>25177459
Because trans people don't have dads and never celebrate Christmas right
>>25176875
pissed myself at this, genuine advice I thought until I scrolled
kek
>mtf trans
>men are so hard to shop for
what ?
She may have said it because she wants it to be extra special, so her dad looks over the fact his son is no longer a son.
>>25176556
Beer-making kit
Meat dehydrator
Any kind of merchandise representative of his favorite sports team
>>25177222
I mean it's bait not a real question thread
>>25177559
He doesn't really drink anymore and when he does it's wine. He's not typical dad type, think more Fraiser but without the flair? And he thinks most sports things are tacky. He liked the fancy letterman's type football team jacket stepmom got him but isn't into like other stuff. Maybe autographed framed photo of a good play but I don't have time to scour eBay obvs
And he wouldn't do meat dehydrating because he's weird. I might like a dehydrator desu but not him.
I'm gonna cry I think. Life is so hard.
>>25176738
>Wants to be a girl
>Fails at being a girl
Fuck off you degenerate crossdresser.
>>25176556
>Hi I'm x
>[irrelevant stuff I have to post to get past the filter here]
shit b8
Guess I'll go to bookstore and get him a book he won't read. He'll be disappointed this Christmas but what else is new :(
>Hi I'm mtf trans
You did not need to mention that, it has nothing to do with what you should give to your dad. You are an attention whore for even bringing that up
>>25178471
And you saying this was completely unnecessary. I wonder what that makes you
>Having a father that still talks to you after coming out
Get on my level pleb
>>25177346
He sounds like he could use a few pairs of decent socks.
Please end yourself
>>25176655
fucking kek
MY COMMENT IS ORGINAL
>>25176556
Your death?
I really dislike this place sometimes. You're so mean.
>>25180146
>sometimes
Kill yourself and never come here again.
sage
>>25176556
tfw no trans gf
I'm at the bookstore and cannot find a single book I think he might like.
show penis and we will help
>>25181032
This. Show your penis in the book store take a pic.
>>25176556
does he REALLY like football, if so get him a book on footballs history
>>25176625
Dayum
DAYUM OP GOT BTFO!!
Shots fired, SHOTS FUCKING FIRED!!
I got him Cryptonomicon which was probably a huge mistake. Old people don't like Stephenson even if it involves WWII
>>25176885
You're a son you fucking nimrod
