>he's a virginfembot btw
My gf didn't mind that I was a virgin. You're just a bitch.
>>25176119
I know, /r9k/ is supposed to be satire but actual neckbeards and losers joined and are shitting up the board.
They came from reddit and ruined our memes by taking them seriously.
No one should be a virgin past 18.
>>25176119
Well someone's gotta change that
>>25176119
>another christmas goes buy
>still a virgin
It's gonna happen next year
>>25176119
>>25176155
REEEEEEEESA FUCK OFF OUR BOARD!!!!!!!!inb4 unoriginal comment
>>25176119
>she's a roastiemalebot btw
>she's a roastie
You know it's funny. Women make men out to be sex fiends, always thinking about sex, well except when we're building and flying fighter jets N shit
All women think about and obsess themselves over, spend hours in the bathroom everyday looking nice for, is Chad's penis.
The only purpose a woman has is to seek out a genetically superior male and attract him and get his seed and raise his kids.
Feels good to be a guy desu
I think its kind of cute when a guys a virgin.
>>25176175
Hey buddy, what do you say we meet up and tag team an escort? It can be a Christmas gift for both of us.
>>25176119
Why anyone would want to get with a vapid skank like you, I don't even know.
>>25176155
Completely false, in fact, only the best males should have the right to reproduce, I dont know any women that would dare to approach a 5'4" guy, and I work with women, and I have been on this job for 5 years.
>>25176267
good thing I'm 5'7" big man, gonna make it
>>25176155
I've never seen a single neckbeard in our Omegle chats.
any femanons out there enjoy training a virgin guy?
>>25176119
Wow. you sure showed them lmao.
>>25176210
even if he's 40? pls respond i love you so much
>>25176377
literally anyone can respond m8
>>25176377
Only if you're not fat and decent looking
>>25176210
Not if he is an inferior manlet with an infantile penis!
My gf and I just started dating, and we are both virgins.
We'll change that pretty soon, and I'm very happy that we'll lose it together.
And before her, I've never found anybody that I was comfortable losing it to.
I'm still a virgin, but life is good /r9k/.
This thread.
hahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaa
>>25176331
Why would the neckbeards ever get on camera? Omegle threads are populated by normalfags and /soc/scum
>>25176175
>>25176194
>>25176204
r9k virgins on suicide watch LMAO
>>25176133
Also
>has a girlfriend
>browses /r9k/
Fuck off.
I would never even consider dating/fucking a virgin after visiting this board
>>25176119
Sorry some of us weren't born with a vagina and therefore instantly granted the ability to have sex with whoever we want. Fuck off roastie, people still think women can be robots and you post shit like this. Get out get out get out GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25176119
Like I would let some whore steal my virginity.
non virgin fembot. god, if only. i'm into humiliation and domme so.
>>25176119
i literally dont want to loose virginity it makes me feel good a pure ... maybe with virgin girl but chances for that are close to zero so im fine you whore :D hahaha
>>25176119
Nice bait, roastie. Go menstruate all over some other board.
It sure is cringy when a 3 year old guy is a virgin.