It's that time of year again /r9k/
Take a seat on Santa's lap and tell me what you want for Christmas.
Hi, Santa. I hope you're not too busy. Could I please have a bottle of mezcal and Rilke's "Letters to a Young Poet?" T-thank you...
santa, I want the ability to be perfectly clairvoyant!
Dear Santa, please let me die painlessly in my sleep tonight.
That's what I want for Christmas.
>>25174028
Dear Santa, please let Earth be annihilated by a stray cosmic ray of something.
Santa! All I want for Christmas is just one thing! Only one little thing! I know you won't disappoint, Santa, seeing as you are the bearer of gifts who never fails to bear gifts. All I would like for Christmas is a qt 3.14 gf without tattoos and she hates alcohol and she has no male friends and she doesn't exercise and she is down to watch Seinfeld with me and has a similar taste in music as I do and she isn't good at anything, just like me Santa. Please, Santa.