>thought gf had decent size boobs
>asked me to titfuck her yesterday
>couldn't even hide dick between her tits
>tfw chestlet gf
>tfw only ever had chestlet gfs
tfw no big titty high test gf
>>25173263
what's the point of a titfuck anyway
>>25173312
dunno
it felt really awkward and I stopped after a few seconds even though she seemed into it
>>25173312
More Fun?
>>25173329
ah okay maybe it's some kind of a degradation/domination thing. I like that.
>>25173329
Never stop if she's into it
>>25173363
Nah m8 it just felt too weird to continue.
Its hot in porn but in real life I really didn't like it.
>>25173312
Feels pretty good, sort of like a handjob that completely envelopes your dick. And instead of a hard hand it's big, soft balloons of tit.
My gf has gigantic tits (chubby) and they aren't big enough for my dick if she's on her back. You need her to be kneeling for that shit to work.
>>25173329
I've done it several times with an ex gf.
The first time we didn't know what we were doing, and it sucked ass.
The second time, we thought to give it another shot because she was on her period and really sore. Ended up feeling better, but more like just masturbating with really, really soft hands.
IMO, sex is always the better option.
You don't belong on /r9k/ if you've ever had a gf, let alone a titfuck
Get off my board normalfags
>>25173516
Go fucking reeee in a pond, frogfag. It's retards like you that stop this board from progressing further than a misogynistic /b/.
>>25173538
Why does an imageboard need to 'progress' you spastic?
>>25173516
>waaaahh
>>25173516
This
get fucked normies
>>25173612
Because everything progresses. This board is comprised of the same shitposts over and over again. No other board is as stagnant as this one. /r9k/'s original purpose was to promote intelligent discussion. Now it's become an echo chamber for people with developmental and mental issues to shitpost over and over again until they think what they espouse is logical or correct.
>>25173612
>>25173538
You're both retarded for different reasons
>>25173363
Your sex will always be mediocre if each person is more concerned with pleasing the other person more than themselves. You'll get into shitty boring routines.
If each person takes responsibility for their own pleasure, it's far better.
Don't cuck yourself.
>>25173774
>b-but muh gfs and muh sex life
There are boards like /b/, /adv/ and /soc/ for threads and anons like that
>tfw ex was 32J natural
>tfw I lived out my greatest fantasy
I have been suicidal since she left me. I will never cope with never being able to suck, fuck, squeeze, bury my face in or cum all over that enormous rack ever again.
>>25173686
That's not the type of posting you want to do if you want to make yourself look right and him look silly. It actually just makes you look stupid and nothing else.
>>25173815
Fuck off to wizardchan
Not even original
>>25173837
>I have been suicidal since she left me
Good. Normies deserve suffering
>>25173964
To make it clear to you I'll try to communicate on your level
>>>/b/
>>>/adv/
>>>/soc/
>>25173312
why are all the fucking op's on this board such fucking faggots like bigger then normal
>>25173538
>Progress
>Makes big tits thread
Bloody hell you modern day Einstein you're just what r9k needs to progress =^)
Did your gf wear padded bras? she might of had wide set breasts too and they were actually c cups.
>normies see epic screencaps on r/4chan and go to /r9k/ to laugh at the weirdos
>normies don't contribute anything and shit up the board
>try to change the established niche community that doesn't suit their interests despite the fact there's thousands of sites that would suit them and they came here because of the content produced by that niche community in the first place
>normies then complain that the board is shit
>>25173840
beta idf pls go
